Krissi's Side Project: Gorillas Like Lemons, Too - Photoperiod 2021

[Tkmk]

They grow up too fast and we don't appreciate it!!! These kids need more from us!

Damn us and our need to see fantastic bloomery!

The Canna Gods though, they get us. We will still go to Canna Heaven once we cross over the great green bridge whenever it is they will call on us to smoke dank Canna Heaven weed and help grows on Earth and beyond

See..I just smoked Ammy cause she is reserve and made me put my sons play croissant in the fridge once and my Keurig lid on my coffee...but see now, the weirdo stoner juices are flowing like the God damn Nile

How does tk1 just not die laughing from you hilarious quirky statements. I have damn near peed myself so many times with all the amazing thing you have to say

Smoke a joint. Wait why is this doggy donut not in the fridge.

 

[BakedARea]

Why don't you super crop in flower, Baked?

Honestly...it takes energy to recover from supercropping. A snap and bend in the branch disrupts hormones and nutrient uptake.

Why waste energy doing a supercrop would be my question? Maybe I should be asking who else here supercrops in flower? You have not noticed your buds stalling out after a supercrop? Even if it is 1 or 2 days of recovery...I see that as wasted energy.

About the most I would do while in flower is defoliate and now, I'm minimizing that too.

 

[Krissi Carbone]

How does tk1 just not die laughing from you hilarious quirky statements. I have damn near peed myself so many times with all the amazing thing you have to say

Smoke a joint. Wait why is this doggy donut not in the fridge.

You gotta ask the bestie but that girl don't know either. She thinks I'm hilarious. She asked me once if I act like this and dance and stuff around TK 1 and I said no cause he just takes a lot to get him to do something more than grunt. UFC usually. Or podcasts get him ripping laughing. I personally think I am quite funny....however, I went tanning the other day and this young girl works there who is legit, ALWAYS there. Must be 19 idk young. So I find myself like twilight zoned into those Progressive commercials of not to turn into your parents and I'm like the lead role. I think I'm being straight up Old School funny and she's looking at me like um what's Old School I'm 5 and I'm like omg why am I talking to this girl Kris shut up and there I go "Wow this lotion is pricy, what is it made from golden eggshells" and she stares through me like a deer in headlights. Stupid Kris turning into her parents comment to the 5 yr old who thinks Def Leopard is some type of disabled wild cat

fuck Ammy

 

[Krissi Carbone]

Honestly...it takes energy to recover from supercropping. A snap and bend in the branch disrupts hormones and nutrient uptake.

Why waste energy doing a supercrop would be my question? Maybe I should be asking who else here supercrops in flower? You have not noticed your buds stalling out after a supercrop? Even if it is 1 or 2 days of recovery...I see that as wasted energy.

About the most I would do while in flower is defoliate and now, I'm minimizing that too.

I can understand that. I think @FelipeBlu does if I'm not mistaken. I could be wrong. I appreciate your insight though on the timing because I had never thought of that

 

[Krissi Carbone]

@Tkmk nothing back on my Progressive joke, huh? Are you lying about how old you are cause that was funny. I thought it was funny...Baked thought it was funny...just saying

 

[FelipeBlu]

Well I thought it was funny!


On topic: It’s always better to SC in veg, but when the colas are growing into the light..

 

[Krissi Carbone]

Well I thought it was funny!


On topic: It’s always better to SC in veg, but when the colas are growing into the light..

I'm two bowls of Ammy in laying in bed watching my recorded Ancient Aliens eating Honey Nut Chex out of the box...I think everything is hilarious right now except TK 1 and now apparently TK 2....the bad TK must have gotten to him


On topic, if the shoe fits?

 

[Tkmk]

@Tkmk nothing back on my Progressive joke, huh? Are you lying about how old you are cause that was funny. I thought it was funny...Baked thought it was funny...just saying

No i thought it was hilarious but everytime i tried to anything on this site last night it just kept saying opps we ran into a problem. I just gave up last night so i ended up missing out on everything.

 

[BakedARea]

Baked thought it was funny...just saying

Well...I'm definitely the dad in those commercials! I'm the old...young dad.

and now apparently TK 2....the bad TK must have gotten to him

I think it may be time for TK2 to ask the admins for a name change. TK juju is rubbing off!

 

[BakedARea]

everytime i tried to anything on this site last night it just kept saying opps we ran into a problem. I just gave up last night

Hey! I was having the same issues TK...2

I was getting so irritated. Put my phone down and passed out instead. LOL

 

[Melville Hobbes]

No i thought it was hilarious but everytime i tried to anything on this site last night it just kept saying opps we ran into a problem. I just gave up last night so i ended up missing out on everything.

Happened to me too, but I'm stubborn as fuck. I just kept clicking on the same thing over and over until it worked.

 

[Tkmk]

Hey! I was having the same issues TK...2

I was getting so irritated. Put my phone down and passed out instead. LOL

That is exactly what i did. Said well looks like im done for tonight.

 

[BakedARea]

Happened to me too, but I'm stubborn as fuck. I just kept clicking on the same thing over and over until it worked.

Haaa haaaa...I did too!!! Haaa haaa...after an hour or so, I gave up.

 

[Krissi Carbone]

Happened to me too, but I'm stubborn as fuck. I just kept clicking on the same thing over and over until it worked.

Omg me too, had to switch over to Chrome after I restarted twice! Usually the internet connection is compromised when that happens!

That is exactly what i did. Said well looks like im done for tonight.

I was so mad

Haaa haaaa...I did too!!! Haaa haaa...after an hour or so, I gave up.

Yea I went to bed with a box of Honey Nut Chex and fell asleep watching Ancient Aliens

No i thought it was hilarious but everytime i tried to anything on this site last night it just kept saying opps we ran into a problem. I just gave up last night so i ended up missing out on everything.

It's the Feds when that happens...tapping in..damn 5G

Well...I'm definitely the dad in those commercials! I'm the old...young dad.

Did you see the new one? So we still planning to leave after the 3rd quarter? Mostly compact car spaces...

I think it may be time for TK2 to ask the admins for a name change. TK juju is rubbing off!

Bahahaha @Tkmk I think you should. Hell my bad juju took the baby to MILS this morning and let me sleep in. He knows there was a battle on the horizon...turned the damn heat down again last night in the grow room. Walked into it at 66 when I got up for some water (seedling tent at 70). Get to name changing or I may just not like you anymore just cause of your name

Hey! I was having the same issues TK...2

I was getting so irritated. Put my phone down and passed out instead. LOL

I told you, the Feds breeched lol

 

[BakedARea]

watching Ancient Aliens

Love watching Ancient Aliens!

Get to name changing or I may just not like you anymore just cause of your name

 

[Krissi Carbone]

Love watching Ancient Aliens!

My fave but it's like Xfinity keeps telling me I've watched all episodes of everything...how can that be?



Ancient Aliens-watched
Secret of Skinwalker Ranch-watched
Hoarders-watched
Intervention-watched
Forged in Fire-watched
Chopped-watched
Monsters Inside Me-watched

Like are you sure I watched them ALL???? Must be a technical glich...

Gigi is in the jungle somewhere...caught some pics of her in her natural habitat

 

[Krissi Carbone]

Post in thread 'GARDENING DAD JOKES' https://www.420magazine.com/community/threads/gardening-dad-jokes.507869/post-5481957

I've been neglecting the shenanigans again

 

[Renaissance Man]

I can understand that. I think @FelipeBlu does if I'm not mistaken. I could be wrong. I appreciate your insight though on the timing because I had never thought of that

Wasn't it @InTheShed that suggested that in your last flower plant?

 

[Krissi Carbone]

Wasn't it @InTheShed that suggested that in your last flower plant?

I believe it was him or Felipe or both, yes! What a memory on this guy and it was Sophia, the AK-47 that it was suggested on and done

 

[Krissi Carbone]

She owns this tent silently



VA VA VROOM her budlets go......