Krissi's Side Project: Gorillas Like Lemons, Too - Photoperiod 2021

Tkmk said:
One of so many :rofl: when mrs tkmk gets really pissed it come out ten fold :rofl:
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:rofl::rofl::rofl: I have the BEST visual :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Nine Toed Hippie said:
My wife is Mescalero and I piss her off on purpose because she is so beautiful holding a sharp knife screaming how much she wants to make menudo out of me. Haha. Viva de Loca!

NTH
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:rofl::rofl::laugh::laugh: you killed me at "she is so beautiful holding a sharp knife screaming how much she wants to make menudo out of me" :rofl: can I tell you how much I love fried plantains NTH :laughtwo::laughtwo: and ex of my was Equadorian and man oh man the arguments from Havana to there and back again :rofl: but the food oh the food
 
Farmer Reading said:
If my spouse human came at me with a knife she would be getting pepper sprayed or tased, especially if she were speaking German.
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That means the tables have flipped in her head already huh? It's survival of the fittest at that point!
Farmer Reading said:
Living a post scalping lifestyle wouldn't be too adverse with the advancements in wig technology, assuming you survive.
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Hahahaha you will barely know it's a wig! Unless you buy from Trump's wig maker
 
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