Keith's Real Second Grow - Banana Jealousy

Trala said:
Hi Keef!

Make sure you tell your surgeon you like to zoot.

And good luck with the slice and dice. Hope you get a nice little shot of midazolam or midazaslam as we call it.
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I will need it as I will not sleep a wink
 
You got this Keith!! It's not your first rodeo!

Lord we ask that you watch over our dear friend Keith while he undergoes surgery. Bring him back to us safe and sound with both legs kicking! Keep his spirit full of joy while he endures the process of healing. Watch over and protect his household while he is unavailable. Thank you Jesus.
Amen.
 
JiggiLotus said:
You got this Keith!! It's not your first rodeo!

Lord we ask that you watch over our dear friend Keith while he undergoes surgery. Bring him back to us safe and sound with both legs kicking! Keep his spirit full of joy while he endures the process of healing. Watch over and protect his household while he is unavailable. Thank you Jesus.
Amen.
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Amen.

He's likely covered. Even the Lord probably wants to see Keith grow a "small" plant. :)
 
JiggiLotus said:
You got this Keith!! It's not your first rodeo!

Lord we ask that you watch over our dear friend Keith while he undergoes surgery. Bring him back to us safe and sound with both legs kicking! Keep his spirit full of joy while he endures the process of healing. Watch over and protect his household while he is unavailable. Thank you Jesus.
Amen.
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Just so both bases are covered:-

Doctors we ask you to remember your training as you slice up our dear friend Keef. Anaesthetist bring him back to consciousness safe and sound with both legs kicking. Ganja keep his spirit full of joy while he endures the process of healing. And to his loving wife and loved ones, watch over and protect his household while he is unavailable. Thank you Science.
Yeah boiiiiiii.
 

So a guy goes into the hospital for a hip replacement.​



He's laying in the hospital bed, when another guy walks into the hospital room that looks like he could be his twin brother.

Except this guy is slimmer, wearing a stylish blazer, a sharp hat, a goatee and sunglasses.

"Who are you?" the guy asks.

"I'm your hip replacement."
 
:green_heart::love::green_heart::love::green_heart::love::green_heart::love::green_heart:
 
:yahoo:
 
Should be out by now and I hope it all went swimmingly!
:popcorn:
 
StoneOtter said:

So a guy goes into the hospital for a hip replacement.​



He's laying in the hospital bed, when another guy walks into the hospital room that looks like he could be his twin brother.

Except this guy is slimmer, wearing a stylish blazer, a sharp hat, a goatee and sunglasses.

"Who are you?" the guy asks.

"I'm your hip replacement."
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Hip hip hooray!

You gave me my first lol of the day!

Lollllingggggggg!
 
:yahoo:
What is hip? tell me tell me if you think you know
 
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