Yield Report
Totals for this Grow
Five Plants:
Chunkadelic Auto
Sour Apple Auto
Hulkberry
Ghost Train Haze
Slurricane
Well, hate to start a yield report with a caveat, but unfortunately it's necessary. It's Christmas, and I had the only two friends in the area I have made since I've been here stop by in the last two days. I like to think I'm fairly generous. I also divided my yield into three parts: killer final trimmed perfect buds, "littles," and flarf. The littles are the buds that are complete, dense buds, just too small to trim. I put them in a bowl and smoke them while the real buds cure. The flarf goes into the Trim Bin to become keif and butter fodder. The yield counts the killer buds and the littles, no flarf. I've been smoking the crap out of the littles, not to mention a good quarter ounce of tester buds off each plant. So there's no way to present to you the "real" numbers, and since my numbers are now way off from the real numbers, I am going to have to defer to my recorded yields as I jarred them each. So I don't have a strain picture on a scale of each one. You guys can trust that I'm telling you the actual yield numbers or not, that's up to you. But I would never fudge yields, just fyi, and frankly I was disappointed in every one of mine. Sort of. This was much more a quality focused grow than yield, although I honestly expected more in every case. So this is how they came out:
Chunkadelic Auto: 6.9 ounces finished buds after curing since 11/3. This and the Sour Apple are the only "all the way cured" weights
Sour Apple Auto: 2.25 ounces finished buds, already smoked up and gone, no littles
Slurricane: 4.22 ounces of finished jarred buds, 27 grams of littles, total 5 ounces (plus 1/2 oz. flarf)
Hulkberry: 5.08 ounces finished jarred buds, 33 grams of littles, total 6.1 ounces (plus 1 1/2 oz. flarf!!)
Ghost Train Haze: 3.78 ounces finished jarred buds, 11 grams of littles, total 3.9 ounces (plus 1 oz. flarf)
Total Yield = 21.42 ounces of smokable bud.
Lots of flarf for kief, already filled two and a half 1/8th ounce containers
Lots of littles to smoke while the real buds cure
The buds seem all stabilized to me, and all are jarred with 62% Infinity Natural Moisture Exchange packs in them. I may lose a couple grams of weight here and there, we'll see.
So the numbers:
Chunkadelic: Too bad the bud is so plainly average at best. Best yielding auto I've grown yet. Off the charts happy with this yield.
Sour Apple: Still not there on getting the yield I believe I can out of this strain. Not even close. Haven't broken three ounces with her yet on several tries. Disappointing number but expected and high quality, no problem.
The Phototown Girls: Disappointed in all three on the yield side. Too much flarf, not enough lower interior yield. Too many littles. Not enough killer buds based on the work that went into it. Gotta refine that training method and spread out the buds more, get more stem under them, etc. Needs work. Only got the preferred density in the upper and middle buds. But I see where I went wrong. Considering the plants were basically two feet tall I suppose the numbers are *okay.* But honestly those should have been half pound plants each imho, and that's what I was kind of shooting for. WAY too tightly packed together, way too impossible to effectively defoliate without compromising leaf functionality. Good idea, so so execution.
All of the above said, it don't hurt. The buds there are still justified not renewing my card and confidently saying I will never again give this state or the bloodsuckers one dime of my money for weed. The quality is very high across the board with the exception of the Chunkadelic, and low tolerance smokers will even like that. I have variety. My buds are almost 100% usable with only the stems holding the buds together as non-smokable in the jars, and they are all trimmed to the barest possible amount of stem left. All extremely "bagworthy," which is how I like to trim cuz it makes me feel good when I open a jar.
No complaints. I'll save the smoke reports for after it's cured another two or three weeks and post in smoke reviews. Only thing left for this journal is an epilogue and some final bud pics which I will post later on.
Not bitching, just explaining. I'm pretty damn happy about it.