I'm returning this parrot, it's dead!(Sorry, I'm on a roll here.)
I can imagine John Cleese and Marty Palin doing a skit for talk-like-a-pirate day.
Anyone remember the dead parrot sketch?
No it isn't!
It's lifeless on it's back on the bottom of the cage!
It's just taking a nap!
on and on! Great skit!