Imtoasted's Journey Of Perpetual Bliss

[Pat999]

Good thing there arent any little kids on this site.. my journal is definitely pg-13 lol. Just keep it in your pants pat and we wont tell anyone haha!

LoL hey man you don't see the youngens running around here, if you had to guess what side would a starfish get an erection?

 

[Dabby Duck]

Well I know you will see the light soon enough. Sweet sweet PS light.

 

[imtoasted]

Well pat id have to say starfish cant get erections.. ive never seen a starfishes cock before. But you know, there is a first time for everything lol.

 

[Gauge Steel]

Starfish, cock, erections! This is like the last toasted thread!

Gauge

 

[Dabby Duck]

Starfish, cock, erections! This is like the last toasted thread!

Gauge

It is. Damn hilarious .

 

[Pat999]

Well pat id have to say starfish cant get erections.. ive never seen a starfishes cock before. But you know, there is a first time for everything lol.

LoL imagine having multiple gentleman sausages between each pair of arms

 

[imtoasted]

Hahaha! Nice imagery there pat. So unfortunately fedex is fucking retarded and teases the hell out of you with their tracking updates. First it said it would be delivered friday so i requested that it be delivered that evening and paid five bucks.. then friday afternoon they changed it to Saturday evening. So i come back home to wait for my package and right when the delivery window opens up at five, they change it to being delivered tuesday evening.... not even monday! The fucking bastards lol...

 

[Pennywise]

Fedex bites

 

[Pat999]

Hahaha! Nice imagery there pat. So unfortunately fedex is fucking retarded and teases the hell out of you with their tracking updates. First it said it would be delivered friday so i requested that it be delivered that evening and paid five bucks.. then friday afternoon they changed it to Saturday evening. So i come back home to wait for my package and right when the delivery window opens up at five, they change it to being delivered tuesday evening.... not even monday! The fucking bastards lol...

Well that sucks a hairy donkey wanker. Soon brother reeaalll soon

 

[Planter420]

Lol hairy plonker ur too funny pat

 

[Old TimingMan]

Hahaha! Nice imagery there pat. So unfortunately fedex is fucking retarded and teases the hell out of you with their tracking updates. First it said it would be delivered friday so i requested that it be delivered that evening and paid five bucks.. then friday afternoon they changed it to Saturday evening. So i come back home to wait for my package and right when the delivery window opens up at five, they change it to being delivered tuesday evening.... not even monday! The fucking bastards lol...

I would be on the phone not only to ask for my $5 back but to chew some ass...never had a problem with Fedex, UPS is the one that usually has unreliable tracking for me!

 

[Pat999]

Lol hairy plonker ur too funny pat

LoL we like to have fun bru, have a good time, talk crap and have a good laugh what is life without it?

 

[Planter420]

Lol ass is one of my favorite things to chew on OtM! Ya gotta have a laugh in life or fuggit

 

[imtoasted]

Well i guess they wanted to mess with me one last time cause they just delivered it!!!

 

[Pat999]

Well i guess they wanted to mess with me one last time cause they just delivered it!!!

Photos with sexy legs included or it didn't happen

 

[Old TimingMan]

Well i guess they wanted to mess with me one last time cause they just delivered it!!!

Get er burning electricity Toast!

 

[imtoasted]

I am fully erect 8=============D

 

[Pat999]

I am fully erect 8=============D

So am I

8=D

Happens bro, small dick syndrome over here. All jokes aside though that is fucking awesome bru congrats now turn that bitch on and lets see some goodness

 

[Pennywise]

You're gonna fall in love with that light!

 

[Planter420]

C====3 Hahahahaha u oughta be. Now wait til you see the buds lmao