It's Tuesday...
Normally a meh day but today...
The first
REAL PROJECT 28 REPORT!
First, let me say
HI to all new folks from Instagram that are reading the demented outpourings of my tortured soul for the first time...you are sort of joining the chronicle of the slow journey into insanity of a mad everyman at the third year juncture...I have been growing and very thoroughly documenting my experiments for seven grows now so it's kind of like starting to watch an edgy and disturbing tv series in the seventh season but no matter. I intend to begin this time as if it's the first time, and put a fair degree of instruction and analysis in, with the goal of helping others duplicate my success.
In other words, if you dream of achieving the frostiest and stoniest possible budz, this run will show you how to do it!
So pay attention and don't disturb the rest of the class.
Invite anyone who wants to become an advanced indoor grower to join us! My way is not the only way but if you care to go back through this journal you will see I know what I am doing and I will try to share and explain everything I know this time around.
First...some rules.
Whether you have been a grower for awhile or are just starting, the rules for success are the same. Let me remind (or introduce for some) a few absolute rules about this game if you want to be the best...
Rule number one of successful growing:
DON'T TELL ANYONE. There's an old saying that "Two people can keep a secret...if one of them's dead." That saying is TRUE. The most difficult thing for me has been to never be able to share the wonders of my indoor gardens with the people I know and love. It's so hard not to brag when you grow better buds than any of your friends have ever even seen...or even imagined...and you have to explain it away believably when you pull one out. My friends know me as "the guy who knows the GUY"...I just tell them my "friend" regularly brings all manner of bud out from the West coast and thus I always have better weed than Snoop Dogg.
Peter Parker can't brag about being Spiderman and this is like that. So, I satisfy the human need for ego reinforcement by writing about my secret adventures for all my cyberfriends here on 420. Ahhhhh. Feels soooo good to tell you about all my naughty little experiments but trust me nobody in my immediate life knows anything. If anyone around you, even your best friend, knows you are growing, well, you are fucking up because nobody ever forgets seeing a grow and people don't stay best friends forever. Don't doom your project. Be quiet.
My setup is a secret hidden lab behind a false wall in a corner of my attic. Because of its secret nature, I don't go in there very often and I don't spend much time. Hell, I would love to live in there but there are
rules that must be followed exactly if you want to be a successful indoor grower.
So, here's RULE NUMBER TWO:
The less anyone or anything is around your plants the better. People who want pet plants and like to be around them a lot DON'T GROW THE BEST BUDS. Not even close. Okay, weed
is an amazing plant which will produce some results almost no matter how shitty it's environment, but that's a FAR cry from producing ALL IT CAN. I am all about my plants achieving EVERYTHING they possibly can so I only visit briefly...and only when I have to. So, if you like to hang with your plants a lot you should decide to try it my way once and you'll be amazed how it will soon prove that
90% of everything bad that can ever happen to your indoor grow YOU bring in there! I treat my grow lab like a hospital room and I am very careful never to bring anything in on my body or clothes or shoes, or any object. That might seem anal but consider how many grow journals tell about battling a host of insects, mold, fungus...
I have never had any of that in my lab ONLY because I don't bring it in!
The third rule I firmly believe in is: LESS IS MORE! I believe most problems with growing, whether nutritional, environmental, or physical,
are mostly caused by US DOING TOO MUCH! Here's what I mean...
There's a tried-and-true formula for growing cannabis hydroponically indoors. That formula consists of:
-18-on, 6-off lighting for vegetative stage, 12/12 for flowering.
-Reservoir PH 5.8
-Basic nutrients sufficient to allow the plant access to what it needs for proper development and function.
THAT'S IT.
Your plants need enough light, with the right spectrum. Period. Too much doesn't help, it hurts. They also need proper PH so they can uptake the entire spectrum of needed minerals. And, they need adequate nutrition but nothing beyond the basics required for normal plant function. If you are using ten different nutes the only thing we know for sure is you respond to marketing. You have a much better chance of over-fertilizing your plants than anything else, which is responsible for a huge percentage of the problems indoor growers run into. One imbalance creates another and before long you have a plant that is spending most of its life energy trying to get well and not on bud production.
Applying these principles isn't hard, in fact it's easy. I use plenty of light but not too much, and I keep my lights within a certain distance from my plant tops at all stages for maximum efficiency without being too close and burning the tops. I simply use the hand test...if it's too hot for your hand it's too hot for your plants. All there is to it.
I keep my reservoir at 5.8 PH. That is the sweet spot where all needed nutrients can be readily absorbed by a cannabis plant. Higher or lower reduces the uptake of certain minerals so keep it at 5.8. Not hard to do and a HUGE factor no matter what nutes you use!
Finally, I use simple nutrients (the General Hydroponics GROW, BLOOM and MICRO) but at about 1/3 (at most) of the recommended strength. My results are just fine using these concentrations because the plant only uses a tiny fraction of the actual nutes in the water...mostly, it just uptakes and transpires water itself. So, many gallons of water can be run through the plants but almost all the nutrients still remain in the reservoir. Adding more water does not require adding more nutrients, doing so only raises the mineral concentration (PPM) in the water. Again, the plant takes what it needs and that is very little. I only add nutes about four times in 20 weeks of a grow! Because I use so much less nutes they don't build up and create PH and other various problems. Our plants aren't pets and feeding them should not be an emotional exercise. Less is more.
So that's the bedrock of my grow experience. The simplification of the whole thing has allowed me to have consistent success, and combined with an automatic and highly reliable setup, I can have no contact for up to 10 days without fear of anything going awry.
Enough philosophy. Let me demonstrate how this all works over the next 20 weeks!
Well, where to start...after a week of preparations
the beans are in the ground so to speak! It went like this...
After getting the lab back together and thoroughly clean, I first decided to make some changes to the hydro system, namely, replacing the main reservoir with a sturdier container.
The old one never leaked, but after three years I wanted to prevent any cracking or brittleness developing in the one component that could give me away and also destroy my house.
Then the pots (Dutch buckets) had to be sanitized and refilled with grow media.
They are the ideal indoor growing bucket...they have a little siphon that connects to an opening in the bottom of each bucket allowing liquid above a two-inch level to drain out and return to the reservoir by gravity. So, I can pump water continuously and it will never overflow the system. Also any interruption in pump function still leaves a two-inch reservoir in the bottom of each bucket which would support the plant for days. Idiot proof...which was made for me!
I cleaned and reloaded the grow pots.
I use a five-gallon nylon mesh paint strainer in each bucket, which prevents loss of any grow medium, and I use pure Perlite for my medium. It works great and when the plant is done you simply pull the bag and throw the whole thing away. Neat and easy.
Next I connected and tested the water distribution system.
I adjust and "tune" the flow to each bucket by using an adjustable valve on each line until every bucket is getting the perfect flow.
Then finally, everything ready to go! Time for the seeds!
I went into the prodigious Hyena seed vault and grabbed the packet of Original Blue Hyena (Ripper Haze x Blue Dream). I still have about 50 seeds and a dozen were carefully selected. Since I always like to learn something, I chose the biggest 8 and the smallest 4. My goal is one plant per bucket but in case a few don't come up I am planting a few extras for now. Plus we will see if there is a correlation between big seeds and small ones, within the same variety.
Soaked the beans in purified water for 24 hours. Even though these seeds are from mid-2016, several had tiny tips poking out already! I simply use a rooter plug made of some kind of spongy stuff. Nature roots seeds just fine if you make sure to put them in POINT DOWN. The taproot emerges from the pointy end of the seed case and if that end is pointing upward, it often costs too much of its precious life energy to re-orient and still emerge. Even if it makes it it isn't as vigorous as a correctly oriented seed which emerges quickly and with maximum energy remaining for cotyledon development.
I put the plugs in the medium and position the emitters so they will keep everything nice and moist. My setup irrigates for 15 minutes, three times daily. This allows a gentle flow to completely turn over the water in each bucket many times per day, circulating the nutrient solution and returning it by simple gravity, no chance of overflow, no complex parts to fail. One timer, one pump, zero worries. Crikey!
So, I closed the hatch for the first time this go around. Such a satisfying feeling to be back at it again! The first few days I'll check daily until all have emerged and I get a nice healthy sprout in each bucket. Then it's off to the races baby!
Just a reminder what my Blue Hyena can do...
Soon we will have a whole roomful of these, and maybe 20,000 fat seeds too!
THAT would make me happy!
Stay tuned my friends!
Peace, Hyena