Well hello there! Been awhile, but here comes a whopping
HYENA'S GROW HOUSE HARVEST REPORT!
When we last saw our hero, he was preparing to leave town for a very well-deserved R&R respite from all the world's travails, in the magical city of Las Vegas. That was achieved, a very fun five days (except of course for the flying part.)
The view was particularly cool from Caesar's Palace. Wifey and I had fun on a Caesar level indeed. It's neat to visit a state where weed is so legal they practically beg you 24/7 to buy it...and I brought my own. Not to be a dick but mine is way better than anything I saw for sale in the largest dispensary in Nevada.
So much for legal weed breaking the black market.
I needed the time because after the mind-numbing flight home, I had to get right back in the Weedmobile and travel up to the GH to settle in and work. The agenda included a complete harvest, as well as the rebuilding of the cloning system and a precise cloning of all 12 Saturn 5 individuals. I stepped into the batter's box and started swinging.
The hedge was daunting but different in a few critical ways...
The previous harvest (Project 7), while yielding a staggering 5 pounds, was dangerously close to being ruined by bud rot. Only saw it in 6 colas but if that had gone one more week I might have ruined the grow. That grow was flipped after over 8 weeks in veg, and it went a few days over 8 weeks in flower. This project was flipped after only 7 weeks in veg, and harvested two days short of 7 weeks in flower. A full 2 weeks earlier overall, and the overall yield was reduced by about 20% but it was all perfect, not a hint of bud rot and everything very, very high quality.
I think I could have gone another week but bud rot scares the hell out of me, I would rather be sure than greedy and ultimately sorry. The other reason is, I began to see small bananas appearing on the very tip of the main colas on multiple plants. Far too many to find and pluck...I knew it was possible that somewhere there was one that was farther along, maybe even bursting by now... I'm sure seeds take more than a week to develop but I don't know if a bunch of mini-seeds appear faster and maybe even everywhere, a tiny scrap of pollen will literally pollute the entire thing if it has a few days to blow around. I am doing this for money so no chances will be taken. Chop chop!
Here's a few final bud portraits before the destruction...
Boy that Incredible Bulk is some pretty shit. Now only a memory, since the new
Saturn 5 strain is here!
Before I could sit down to 30+ hours of tedious, mind-numbing chopping, trimming and hanging, I had to assemble the cloner once more and carefully duplicate the grow in Tent #1. Here's how the new Saturn 5 girls look...
They might be the most compact and dense plants I have
ever grown! I'm still not really sure what I am looking at here, only a couple have grown vertically very much but each is a fabulously dense bush. Maybe I'll have to veg them a bit longer to get the scrog full but we're in totally unknown territory with a brand-new genetic form here, so we are learning by observing for now. But, since I have no idea which will be the one I'm dreaming of, I am cloning every one to essentially have a duplicate grow. Then when this grow matures and flowers we will see which is the new Godzilla we seek! And maybe establish another line of monster cannabis!! That's how Blue Dream got started, after all...
First, building the cloner. This takes a couple hours. The cloner itself is a very cool device that sprays the cuttings continuously with a fine mist of fluid. In the few times I've done this it only took 2-3 weeks for a ton of roots to form, it's a pretty good system really. I have never yet lost a single clone.
The lid goes on and it uses foam plugs to hold the little darlings.
However, since I can only pop in once a week, I had to add a separate reservoir, with an airstone and a pump on a separate timer that recirculates and refreshes the cloner reservoir 4 times a day. It keeps everything healthy and works like a charm.
I sized the pump and the hoses so the upper reservoir fills but can't overflow. Stoners are plenty clever, we just take a lot longer to develop our ideas. A lot longer.
Now the exacting work of selecting a good branch from each of the 12 plants. I took them from places where they have no chance to compete for light successfully so I'm losing nothing.
After a surgically-precise recut, they are dipped in a Clonex rooting gel where I let them soak for 4-5 minutes, then into the cloner they go. The Clonex must work pretty fast, since it all washes off immediately in the cloner but the reservoir water is also fortified with Clonex nutrients, as recommended, and they also have a foliar spray which I sprayed all the leaves with. That's it. They look pretty forlorn at first...
But in about 6 hours everyone was perky and happy. Now, a foot of roots on each in only 3 weeks! I hate to have a tent empty for 2 weeks but this multi-grow mother hunt in an entirely new strain is so exciting I might be more excited than I have ever, ever been!
But the excitement faded immediately as I sat down to trim 12 huge plants by hand with one 2-inch pair of scissors.
Now, the real work of growing was on. BUT, from plant #1 I was pleased as punch with the size and quality of these colas..
.to say the least!
Chunky monkey after chunky monkey fell to my tiny axe. I trimmed like a beaver on Meth.
This became this, twelve times over 3 days...
The chunkers were hung from the closet with care,
In hopes that no bud rot would ever be there...
Some awesome purple hues this time around, the room really fit the Fall motif
The piles of smiles went on for miles...
The cola parade was not only big, but super-dense, too.
Finally after 33 hours of actual trimming, everything was done! Again, not the amount I got last time but I also didn't have to sweat that the product would be ruined like I had to last time, no chance of any rot. And not a single seed.
So the exhausted ride home on Friday night, a couple day's rest, then the final trip up to buck and bag everything was Monday. Another good 8 hours of total work but in the end here we were, home again, with over 4 pounds of finished, stinky dank! Woo Hoo!!
And the world turns, and the magic cycle of life continues. Every harvest I marvel at the wonder of it all. Dreams do come true...you can make real anything you can dream if you stick with it and never, ever give up on that dream!
Keep 'em green people, thanks for being here. On we roll!
Peace, Hyena