Hyena's Never-Ending Adventures In Growing

Well, Sunday night. The last four days have been exhausting.

So, here's a HYENA'S GROW HOUSE update!

Wednesday I tripped up to the GH with evil intentions. The reaper cometh... :rip::eek::p

Don't fear the reefer...at least that's what I thought they were saying for a number of years...so I walked in and here's where it started...


Intimidating to say the least. I'm already scarred by the daunting amount of work the first 4 harvests have been, and this one looks bigger...


So it took me a couple hours to get settled in, all the tools, and get mentally ready to begin.


Now this room is like the stables at Churchill Downs in May...full of champions! Here's a tribute to Cannabis in all her glory, the beautiful intersection of Mother Nature and Man's hand. Enjoy, my friends!



Fruity aroma, tight, colorful nugs...


A good amount of purple here and there


Finally, my masterpiece: THE TWIN TOWERS


Can't wait to go 9/11 on those babies!!

Yes the whole thing looks perfect, and there are about 1/3 cloudy trichs and maybe an amber here and there but I couldn't see many so ready to go! I attacked like a fat lady locked in an ice cream store.

The first plant:


The first six hours I got two plants done but I felt my pace needed to be faster, that it should have been faster, because I backed off this time on the level of trimming, just taking off the major leaves and maybe hitting each branch with a bit of tidying but nothing like my previous efforts...I prefer to see if getting the leaves "crispy" then finishing them aggressively with the Trimbag is the best way. Here's an example of the rougher trim level I'm going with...


So how could I be behind pace? Then I realized why: there's a LOT more weed. The first couple plants when hung took up WAY more space than previously and I quickly realized my really big drying closet might not be big enough!

The colas thumped into the box, cola after heavy, super-sweet-smelling cola, and the weight just kept piling up...


At the Thursday midday mark I was still only on plant #5. These things were simply huge!

Another one bites the dust...


It seemed endless, the hours dragged by in my stoned haze, snipping and snipping like a mad hobbit. I noticed a fair number of tiny male "flower" structures, like this one, but none that seemingly produced any visible pollen.


I also squeezed a number of buds along the way (like we all do) just probing for seeds, without any luck. Any bad luck I should say. Looks like we avoided any ruinous pollination problem. Hopefully.

So the final hang looked like this...


I had to add another bar to be able to hang everything. I have no idea how much it will come to but it's more fresh pot than I have ever seen in person and it looks mighty, mighty good! The complete satisfaction of finishing such a harvest is almost impossible to describe if you haven't been there...most reading my humble thoughts know full well the pride and pleasure it gives to complete such a complex and delicate task and reap the richest of rewards.

I was pretty selective so there was a lot of frosty larf as well...


Can you say lots of bubble hash? All this from a 10x10 tent. So cool!

But every rocking, all-night party has its bitter next morning cleanup...so it is with weed. The tent looked like whatever was in there had exploded. It took two hours to remove the cores, vacuum all the remnants, scrub the floor, and treat the buckets. Rather than drain my system in between runs, I put Res Clear into all the buckets and the main res and cycle it fully once. It's some sort of acid solution that kills all the crap in the water. By dropping a modest amount of that stuff in every now and then I maybe won't totally prevent algae, but I can knock it way down.

Then time to plant my next generation! The clones have over a foot of roots each so I just got some 6 inch plastic net pots and just wound the roots around in the bottom then added Hydroton.


I handle plants in a manner that looks rougher than it is. I know they need discipline, even a little slapping around. They complain some but you know inside it's the only way they will truly respect you. Respect tinged with a little fear perhaps, but in the end isn't it better if the Captain steers the ship? The next morning every single one was a perky as it gets. Respect.


A couple hours later all in their new homes, everything like a hospital room and me as tired and sore as it's possible to get.


So there it is, and yet there was still another matter, the blooming plants in Tent #2.


Everything in there right on schedule as there's a sea of frosty white button blossoms appearing. I like the canopy height, I like the density, I love that every leaf looks perfect. And the circle of life continues.

I'll go back up Tuesday to buck and finish everything, hopefully with record results. Huge results.. Results so huge no results have ever been huger...no huger in all of history, which is also huge. Everybody knows it. And our hugeness is going to be huger than the hugest huge ever was in the entire huge history of hugeness...


That's what Trump would sound like if he smoked. Yeah, I think he needs it actually. :thedoubletake::laughtwo:

Peace, Hyena
You always have a beautiful garden plus all the bonus add on . @AngryBird has a random photo dump with a bunch of laughs. The one token trump would get some of that plus the others you have here . Here’s the link
 
High Sara, thank you for stopping by!

I hope you and Mars Hydro are doing well!


Peace, Hyena
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It's Tuesday, a GREAT day for another

HYENA'S GROW HOUSE update!

Monday's weekly foray up to the GH was one of the busiest 6-hour sessions ever. I knew it would be! I had to do a major scrog with the clones, then CLONE the clones (with everything that entails), then do major outdoor yard work there as well (It's a great time to be an outdoor plant too!). BUT FIRST, I broke into the mini primordial forest of ganja in tent #2...


The best grow I have ever done is all it is...I have come to appreciate so much about the Indica side of things. I see why commercial weed is almost all Indicas...they are amazingly fat and juicy, grew fast and weren't fussy, and they smell AWESOME!


Try to imagine the perfumed, ultra-powerful scent in here...I damn near broke my nose smelling it. :p

After regaining consciousness, I set up the electric microscope...the best tool yet for growers. This thing tells you right away what condition your Trichomes are in and I mean right now...hand-held little microscopes are a royal pain but this dude is the boss.


Clip a bud and check everything out at the micro level, on your computer screen. So cool!

I examined samples from half the plants. It told me I have about 50% cloudy Trichs and ZERO ambers...a little surprising but that's fine, perfect in fact.


By next Sunday I think this will be absolutely where I want it! As big and fat as these buds are, I was worried they were already in amber status which would mean another week might seriously diminish the buzz quality but nope, everything right on the money honey!

Folks, it's come down to this...it's 6 days to the BIG CHOP! In honor of these beauties, here's a nice gallery of some of the best damn buds I have ever grown...and I've grown some. Enjoy!







Hope you liked that, for my cannabis-appreciative friends. :love:

So a week from the marathon. But for now, I have to replace the soon-to-be-empty pots with something and that something is the same thing! I decided only to clone the Incredible Bulk...the Delhi Friend is great bud with amazing nugs but the Incredible Bulk plants are so big they are a little scary. I have never seen such beasts and so I just decided to clone three of the biggest and best. Which is a little weird really because all 12 plants are from 2 plants in Tent #2. So technically every one is the exact same and honestly they DO seem to all be doing the exact same thing, but I just felt like tapping three different ones anyway and see if there will be any noticeable difference at all. Likely, no, can't even think of a reason how they could be any different but I did it because I was high, okay?

Putting together the entire cloning thing is a bit of work...


A lot of steps and it all has to be hospital clean.


Then cutting the clones and doing all the voodoo with Clonex. Makes me feel briefly like a scientist instead of a stoner grower. :hmmmm:


They look a bit worn out when you first put them in their new home


Finally...all in and ready to grow roots!


So if they go like the last batch I should be able to plant them in maybe 2 weeks. That would be great!

Finally done for this trip, the last "easy" one before the bitch of a harvest. Actually not a lot easy about all this but I do enjoy the work and the challenge. Will I break the almost-mystical 5 pound barrier? That's the most hallowed goal and who even knows if it's possible but my money is on these girls...they are impossibly amazing and so chunky, if they were human they would be at a fat farm.

So before I went I remembered I have this trimming tray that I have never scraped...


5 harvests worth of sugar was a fun thing to finally collect...! OMG sooooooo gooooooood!


Next post will be in a week. Until then, keep your world green my friends!!

Peace, Hyena
 
Very nice update, hope you hit that 5 pound mark.

Thanks, and thanks for being here my friend! Sooooo, will you be living in Flavortown soon?

Peace, Hyena
 
Highya HM,

Very entertaining journal post! Love the fat cola pics! So pretty! I'm guessing you'll hit closer to 6 lbs. Love the turn-around on the clones. Sure thing! Almost sounds like you need to be challenged a little more. Happy Smokin'
 
You’re hilarious. You don’t believe in luck, but holiday a lot in Vegas? I’m surprised they keep letting you back - you know something us donkeys don’t :laugh:
Anyway, great buds, bud. Grow on. :yummy:
 
You’re hilarious. You don’t believe in luck, but holiday a lot in Vegas? I’m surprised they keep letting you back - you know something us donkeys don’t :laugh:
Anyway, great buds, bud. Grow on. :yummy:

You know, I love Vegas but I don't gamble in the traditional sense...table games to me are just a fast way to spend money for entertainment, and frankly I don't find losing money all that entertaining. I'd rather spend it on a couple 19-year-old hookers and some Tequila. But the wifey won't let me.

This time around I was with my son and my brother, and this was pretty much us...


You gotta live before ya die, Rigby! Party on!

Peace, Hyena
 
Me patiently waiting for the highly anticipated chop update!
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Well, here we go.

The latest harvest report from HYENA'S GROW HOUSE!

I knew the job would be daunting. I didn't know it could POSSIBLY be as daunting as it turned out to be!

The final monster hedge that confronted my 2-inch pair of scissors was a serious mismatch...only with my super power of endless high-speed snippery would anyone even think of tackling such a beast with such a weapon. I stood in to take on the foe.


Twelve seeds produced 12 nearly-unique individuals. The Incredible Bulk and Delhi Friend each turned out to be very frosty and very productive...



Tempting to go from beautiful place to beautiful place endlessly so here, at last, is a portrait of each different girl in all her glory!











Ahhhhh. The zenith of the grower's art, if I do say so meself. :yummy::ganjamon:

A tragic shame to have to cut them all to ribbons but after about an hour of basking in the glorious tent I smoked a number, opened a cold Corona, and sat down with a determination I have never had before. I figured I have done this in 30 hours the last few times and this time I'm more experienced than ever so maybe two days instead of three.

Wrong of course.


The hours began to fly as I snipped and snipped, this time around trying a better system I hoped. I'm looking at 12 plants with maybe 40 major branches per plant. The first run through I deconstructed the plant branch by branch, and cut everything into manageable pieces, removing all the major fan leaves and any totally non-frosted material. Then a second meticulous trim of every branch and every bud, separating the frosty but lower-growth stuff and then seriously trimming the rest of each branch down to decently manicured status for hanging and drying. It doubled the handling of everything but seemed like the best way to separate the truly frosty stuff for concentrates/hash production and keep it as pure and high-value as possible. More on that aspect later. So on we trimmed...


I liked what I saw as the first couple plants went bye-bye...nice frost everywhere, and surprisingly huge buds everywhere which started to change the picture as I went on. There were still only 12 plants but the average size of the buds was double the last few grows...fat, meaty chunkers the size of a baked potato were common. The hours passed as the familiar fog of trimming took over, distorting time and space to an extent.


On and on it went, after a full 24 hours with only minimal sleep I wasn't even close to halfway...


Sunday became Monday became Tuesday, I think...sessions of endless trimming were punctuated by 3-4 hours of sleep, then back at it...nighttime, daytime, I didn't know or care...just trim, trim, trim... And as I went I was amazed that the average cola size, well, these things were HUGE!


As the second day became the third, I gradually slipped into animal status, a feral creature working like a filthy, sweaty dog on an endless filthy mission, half-conscious, covered in bits of sticky cannabis and hating the very smell of the stuff...at one point I wondered if I was somehow actually becoming a cannabis plant...


Towards the end of Day 3 hope suddenly emerged, only one monster to go!


I was so tired I almost couldn't complete the task but in the end the last bud fell, and the whole incredible harvest was on the ground. Now the payoff from my new, more laborious method of double trimming could be measured...six pounds (wet) of ultra-frosty sugar trim and smaller and lower-growth buds for making...live rosin!


The opportunity has come along to have someone ultra-experienced in rosinmaking turn this into gold...golden nectar called live rosin to be exact! The requirement to be more selective and really up the quality of the raw material will pay off in the form of the highest-quality rosin, gleaned from the bags of frosty weed. I packaged everything and immediately put it all in the freezer, freezing it until it can be refined. I guess this is important and my friend really emphasized the value of immediatly freezing it so I complied and it's all in my freezer now, ready to be turned to the good stuff.

The OTHER good stuff, all the amazing bud I harvested, hung like curtains from 41 hangers in the drying room...special indeed.


Now the totally shitty chore of reconstituting the tent. Even after I removed and bagged each heavy, smelly core, a totally filthy mess, stinky buckets, and a chummy reservoir still waited. Honestly it's such a dirty job Mike Rowe wouldn't do it. But I slogged on in a state of near fatigue-hypnosis until at last everything looked brand new and there was a totally clean and refilled reservoir, fresh buckets and a spotless tent. God let me out of here!

I left for our long weekend in Northern Michigan with the family. It was a total blast. Then stopped on Monday on the way back home, to spend one more day bucking and packing the now-dried harvest. It came to:

2,251 grams. That's 80.39 ounces...5.02 pounds.

Yes! The mythical goal of a five-pound harvest is finally a reality! SO happy I could die, if I wasn't already nearly dead from the effort. And what totally chunky, dense buddage...the whole thing is frosty, fragrant, and the buzz from everything I sampled over a week's time was FIRE! Plus I will get who-knows-how-much rosin from the remaining pounds of frosty trim and buddage! Yes, the sixth harvest from Hyena's grow house has been the one to set all future standards. I will forever compare everything I ever do to this one, amazing, bountiful grow. :love:

But the world turns. So it is in my little world as well. We turn to the clones of two of these plants, then to the clones of the clones, which are popping lots of roots as we speak. It all goes on. I looked in on the next crop, eight weeks from doing this all again. If the harvest is the same I will gladly take on the chore once more!!

And like the old Jim Stafford song "Wildwood Weed", I couldn't help but look toward the future...


Sittin' there on that sack of seeds...

Peace, Hyena
 
2,251 grams. That's 80.39 ounces...5.02 pounds.

Yes! The mythical goal of a five-pound harvest is finally a reality! SO happy I could die, if I wasn't already nearly dead from the effort. And what totally chunky, dense buddage...the whole thing is frosty, fragrant, and the buzz from everything I sampled over a week's time was FIRE! Plus I will get who-knows-how-much rosin from the remaining pounds of frosty trim and buddage! Yes, the sixth harvest from Hyena's grow house has been the one to set all future standards. I will forever compare everything I ever do to this one, amazing, bountiful grow.
Good job man!
 
Highya HM,

Love the story!! Very fascinating prose. I'm seriously glad I don't have your trim chore!! I'm not cut out for that grueling job!! Used to be. So, 5 pounds + is worth it all. I'll take your word for it, lol. My hat's off to ya!! Great job getting to the big 5.0! Happy Smokin'
 
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