Ok everybody, now here in New Brunswick you see redneck every time you set foot outside the door, but only every few years do I get to see something that makes me say, now you can't get any more redneck than that. And every time, a few years later, something else comes along.
Well that day is today. I mean I'm not even stopping to roll a smoke until I get this out. So I just got home from work 10 minutes ago after working a week straight with a week and a half long arthritis streak on top of it, so maybe maybe it's just that shit working on my mind or something.
I pulled into the driveway and got out of the car and I could hear a small engine somewhere, but that's not uncommon. As I was going to the house, from the wet, muddy woods comes a teenager riding out on a stripped-down lawn mower. As he was coming out the trail toward where all the assholes use our lawn as a shortcut, he got stuck in the middle of a huge mud puddle, whereupon he proceeded to do the forward-reverse thing until he got out of it on our side. Well he wast going to use our yard as a shortcut I was pretty sure, because when he came out of the woods his eyes were glued to our lawn which was in the direction he was heading; by now he was just sitting there in neutral looking everywhere but.
He then put it back in gear and once again had a go at the puddle and once again got stuck and once again did the fwd-rev thing until he got out the other side and putted away back into the woods.
Now I don't know about what any of you may consider to be redneck, but does that or does that not get close to the pinnacle of hillbilly?