Grandpa Tokin’s Perpetual

I’ve accepted it...in fact, Eugene and I are in love...

Definitely having a triple bypass tomorrow afternoon. I may not be around for a few days. I really do appreciate each of you. I’m so ready to get it on.
 
That's 25% better than a quad bypass! Make sure you get the discount :). And send the Missus and Eugene our love.

We'll be here cheering for you doncha know :green_heart:
 
Hope all goes well Gramps , we will miss you even for the couple of days...
 
CraZysWeeD said:
One thing you are going to be happy about when you go home is the outrageous growth of your garden. It's fun to skip out to look one day just to really see how much they have grown since the last time. In your case almost a hole week? Do they let you home on Friday?
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Unfortunately, I’ll be in the hospital for at least another 5 days.

InTheShed said:
That's 25% better than a quad bypass! Make sure you get the discount :). And send the Missus and Eugene our love.

We'll be here cheering for you doncha know :green_heart:
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Thanks bud! Eugene sends his love...he has huge hands... :p
 
Grandpa Tokin said:
I’ve accepted it...in fact, Eugene and I are in love...

Definitely having a triple bypass tomorrow afternoon. I may not be around for a few days. I really do appreciate each of you. I’m so ready to get it on.
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And we appreciate you so get this done and get back to doing what you do best. :) I wish you the best for a speedy recovery.

Grandpa Tokin said:
Thanks bud! Eugene sends his love...he has huge hands... :p
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Yeah but are they warm?
 
Here's wishing you a smooth ride through the bypass. Be sure to pass by and let us know how eugene has been treating you. friendly I hope.... but not TOO friendly.

Looking forward to ya getting home and back into your groove my friend. I'm sure the garden is doing "okay" in the hands of your wife.

I'm sure I'll come but ya again tomorrow but glad to know you're gonna get it over with sooner than later.

Be well buddy
 
SamSmith said:
People forget that there are male nurses and be careful what you wish for. Grandpa probably already got a trim downstairs if not he soon will and often they send in a male nurse to shave male patients. Just saying. Poor Grandpa.
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Let Stank share a story from a time long ago.

Lets see...I was a Staff Sergeant in the Marines at the time and I was going in for a re-enlistment physical. Generally not a thing we look forward to and I certainly wasn't. Well that changed as soon as I got called into the "doc's" office. In walks this really cute Asian female doc (this sort of thing doesn't generally happen in the military...they are usually male or not the most attactive....Gramps can attest to this).

Well I was still a relative young guy at the time in the best shape of my life so the hormones were raging. As we are going through my 45 minute physical, the mind is running to those Penthouse forums you read about...you know those unbelievable stories that could never happen to a normal person right? I mean come on....cute doctor..."sir, please drop your pants"......anyways so yeah those thoughts were swirling to say the least.

We finally get to "THAT" part....and she asks me to stand up. Then asks drop trousers....so I oblige. She does the normal physical thing that is required and well.....my soldier decided to stand at attention for her. I swear to you, without missing a beat, she flicked the head of my soldier quick and hard and it was like she popped a balloon.....LOL.....the air was all out of that soldier with a simple flick!

I think I turned about 10 shades of red as it happened. She just looked up and said "not my first rodeo Staff Sergeant". Good times. Figured you might like that true story Gramps. War stories....ain't they great!
 
Grandpa Tokin said:
I’ve accepted it...in fact, Eugene and I are in love...

Definitely having a triple bypass tomorrow afternoon. I may not be around for a few days. I really do appreciate each of you. I’m so ready to get it on.
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Hey, you tell Eugene to knock it off for a few weeks.

I hope it's endoscopic, but if not, you have too many squeezes left to be down for too long. Plus, I have to come learn from the master. You are not going to renege on the offer either.....

I'll be waiting for your post on here....don't make us all wait too long.
 
I can see GT telling the anesthesiologist he has some Grandpa Glue that may work better. :roorrip:

We will chat with ya in a couple days. You worry about you, we will all be here when you are firing on all cylinders.
 
Lady G2HM said:
Five more days of bedpan humour, anything for you GrandpaT. :love:
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Thanks G. I’m so ready to get this over with.

Scrogdawg said:
See ya on the other side of tomorrow GT. Best wishes to you buddy.
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Thanks Sd! That means a lot.

SamSmith said:
And we appreciate you so get this done and get back to doing what you do best. :) I wish you the best for a speedy recovery.
Yeah but are they warm?
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LOL! Huge and cold...thanks Sam!

TheMadDabber said:
Here's wishing you a smooth ride through the bypass. Be sure to pass by and let us know how eugene has been treating you. friendly I hope.... but not TOO friendly.

Looking forward to ya getting home and back into your groove my friend. I'm sure the garden is doing "okay" in the hands of your wife.

I'm sure I'll come but ya again tomorrow but glad to know you're gonna get it over with sooner than later.

Be well buddy
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Thanks my friend!

Van Stank said:
Let Stank share a story from a time long ago.

Lets see...I was a Staff Sergeant in the Marines at the time and I was going in for a re-enlistment physical. Generally not a thing we look forward to and I certainly wasn't. Well that changed as soon as I got called into the "doc's" office. In walks this really cute Asian female doc (this sort of thing doesn't generally happen in the military...they are usually male or not the most attactive....Gramps can attest to this).

Well I was still a relative young guy at the time in the best shape of my life so the hormones were raging. As we are going through my 45 minute physical, the mind is running to those Penthouse forums you read about...you know those unbelievable stories that could never happen to a normal person right? I mean come on....cute doctor..."sir, please drop your pants"......anyways so yeah those thoughts were swirling to say the least.

We finally get to "THAT" part....and she asks me to stand up. Then asks drop trousers....so I oblige. She does the normal physical thing that is required and well.....my soldier decided to stand at attention for her. I swear to you, without missing a beat, she flicked the head of my soldier quick and hard and it was like she popped a balloon.....LOL.....the air was all out of that soldier with a simple flick!

I think I turned about 10 shades of red as it happened. She just looked up and said "not my first rodeo Staff Sergeant". Good times. Figured you might like that true story Gramps. War stories....ain't they great!
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Hahaha! Hilarious. I had a flight surgeon who loved practical jokes. Every year us aviators had to take a full flight physical. Part of that was getting, what we lovingly referred to as, “the finger wave.” Meaning checking your prostate...and hoping he would remove his class ring first. Well this guy would place one hand on your shoulder and his other hand up your butt. However, he took it to another level by placing a fake rubber hand on your other shoulder...dickhead! LOL!

Bonsaiweed said:
Hey, you tell Eugene to knock it off for a few weeks.

I hope it's endoscopic, but if not, you have too many squeezes left to be down for too long. Plus, I have to come learn from the master. You are not going to renege on the offer either.....

I'll be waiting for your post on here....don't make us all wait too long.
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I wish it was endoscopic bud. This is full-on open heart surgery unfortunately. We will definitely be making some gold together my friend.

JustMeds said:
I can see GT telling the anesthesiologist he has some Grandpa Glue that may work better. :roorrip:

We will chat with ya in a couple days. You worry about you, we will all be here when you are firing on all cylinders.
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Thanks JM! I really do appreciate it.

I know I haven’t been online a great deal, and I haven’t been keeping up with all of your journals...I apologize, but I’m pretty sure you all understand the situation I’m in. The doc told me today that I will have triple bypass. All three are between 70-90% clogged with plaque. Never had a clue until I had a mild heart attack. Anyway, I was in excellent physical condition most of my life and never smoked cigarettes much, but my lifestyle after the military changed significantly by not working out and eating unhealthy crap all the time. Plus, when I was growing up people smoked in restaurants, airplanes, and movie theaters; nobody thought twice about it.

My advice to all of you is to start making healthy food choices and working out now while you can. You just never know. Your work out plan can just be walking...

Later!
 
I'm sure when they crack you open they're gonna find that at least one of your ribs is coated in bbq sauce!
 
Van Stank said:
Let Stank share a story from a time long ago.

Lets see...I was a Staff Sergeant in the Marines at the time and I was going in for a re-enlistment physical. Generally not a thing we look forward to and I certainly wasn't. Well that changed as soon as I got called into the "doc's" office. In walks this really cute Asian female doc (this sort of thing doesn't generally happen in the military...they are usually male or not the most attactive....Gramps can attest to this).

Well I was still a relative young guy at the time in the best shape of my life so the hormones were raging. As we are going through my 45 minute physical, the mind is running to those Penthouse forums you read about...you know those unbelievable stories that could never happen to a normal person right? I mean come on....cute doctor..."sir, please drop your pants"......anyways so yeah those thoughts were swirling to say the least.

We finally get to "THAT" part....and she asks me to stand up. Then asks drop trousers....so I oblige. She does the normal physical thing that is required and well.....my soldier decided to stand at attention for her. I swear to you, without missing a beat, she flicked the head of my soldier quick and hard and it was like she popped a balloon.....LOL.....the air was all out of that soldier with a simple flick!

I think I turned about 10 shades of red as it happened. She just looked up and said "not my first rodeo Staff Sergeant". Good times. Figured you might like that true story Gramps. War stories....ain't they great!
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OOOOMMMMMGGGGG I am really Laughing My Motherfuc&*ng ass off.....:welldone::laugh::rofl::laugh::rofl::laugh::rofl::laugh::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::ciao::rofl:
 
Van Stank said:
Let Stank share a story from a time long ago.

Lets see...I was a Staff Sergeant in the Marines at the time and I was going in for a re-enlistment physical. Generally not a thing we look forward to and I certainly wasn't. Well that changed as soon as I got called into the "doc's" office. In walks this really cute Asian female doc (this sort of thing doesn't generally happen in the military...they are usually male or not the most attactive....Gramps can attest to this).

Well I was still a relative young guy at the time in the best shape of my life so the hormones were raging. As we are going through my 45 minute physical, the mind is running to those Penthouse forums you read about...you know those unbelievable stories that could never happen to a normal person right? I mean come on....cute doctor..."sir, please drop your pants"......anyways so yeah those thoughts were swirling to say the least.

We finally get to "THAT" part....and she asks me to stand up. Then asks drop trousers....so I oblige. She does the normal physical thing that is required and well.....my soldier decided to stand at attention for her. I swear to you, without missing a beat, she flicked the head of my soldier quick and hard and it was like she popped a balloon.....LOL.....the air was all out of that soldier with a simple flick!

I think I turned about 10 shades of red as it happened. She just looked up and said "not my first rodeo Staff Sergeant". Good times. Figured you might like that true story Gramps. War stories....ain't they great!
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Semper Fi
 
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