Haha, fetishes! That's me! Heh.
To answer Lester, when I prepared the soil I incorporated about 50% finished compost with actinomycetes, mycorrhizae, and pelletized fertilizer called Lady Bug Brand. It has every element you can think of, is certified organic and has a coating of dry molasses. Okay, so that feeds the soil. I watered two times since they have been in the ground. Mulch is an incredible thing. However, the last time I watered I did use Urban Farms liquid fertilizer. Not a sponsor. theurbanfarm dot com and I use the Garden of Eden formulation in both the powder as a soil amendment and the liquid, also Garden of Eden formula. I absolutely love this fertilizer for the entire garden. It is the first year I've used it and on some of my almost untreatable and chlorotic plants have started to green and recover. All other attempts in the last few years have failed.
I simply do not fuss very much. As for the size of the plants, I am not going to allow them any taller than 4 feet. They will go vertical in their S&M cages~ LOL