Critical Kush Guerrilla Garden

Haha sorry mate, there's two 6 inch ones behind me at a low and middle level. And if you zoom the pic and look at the bottom left bit of the light you'll see my other one.

I'll go up in a mo and take one from the other end.

Fans are my number one method for getting the dank, can't believe they aren't in the shot!
 
JoetheChro said:
A clean garden is a happy garden. Number one rule! Rest of the house is a s*** hole ;)
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I clean my bedroom more since that growbox is next to my bed. really my house became cleaner because I was afraid of bugs lol
 
I dedicate one room for the garden and the garden only. There's nothing in the room except the garden and preparation.

I've got a clinical area. Handprint and eye scanners, hazmat suits and a decontamination chamber. Any visitors to the house get quarantined for three days in case they contaminate my s*** up ;)
 
JoetheChro said:
I dedicate one room for the garden and the garden only. There's nothing in the room except the garden and preparation.

I've got a clinical area. Handprint and eye scanners, hazmat suits and a decontamination chamber. Any visitors to the house get quarantined for three days in case they contaminate my s*** up ;)
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Yeah I keep all my water and nutes in s different room though but everything else in one room . I hate water and electrical that close always thinking safety first man .
 
JoetheChro said:
I'm relying on the genetics, Barneys haven't let me down before. I've got good vibes about this garden, the Criticals suit my gardening practices.

But I know doing that will potentially cut yield (which I do anyway in favour of potency) so am approaching the FIMing with a hint of trepidation.

Barney said (not the seed packet, I actually know Barney, lovely bloke ;) that they're happier being lollipopped (what I'm more than happy to do, it's my usual M.O)

But have always got at least 3/4 of an ounce more off of FIMd plants

I'm going to leave one to lollipop. It will be the little shorty one. He had a hard time coming through, got caught on a bit of stringy peat and didn't think he was going to make it.

Any shorter plants I have come training time, I leave alone (except for heavy pruning and defoliation)

These tough little buggers are special. Although shorter and less productive regarding yield they end up becoming the one I keep for me percy stash. They be the dankiest of what are already dank gardens.

So, saying that, will FIM the other lot (need f****** yield quick time now. Nightmare morning!) and leave the other (rather selfishly might I add) to its own devices until it's time to prune. Just twitched at the size of the single cola it will hopefully throw up.

Here's the last one I left alone compared to FIMing the others

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Kiwi Skunk. It's making my mouth water thinking about them. Got another six going in 4 weeks time. I've worked with them twice before, I like to call it my signature dish ;)

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Well jealous of those grow pics, those buds look kick ass dude!
 
Good morning Joe, have a awesome day✌️
 
JoetheChro said:
Hahaha thank you mate, I love a compliment from a fellow gardener more than the smoke itself :) how are you?
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Ahhh getting by, life's been better but managing. I have dentist this afternoon so I'm sure that will brighten my day (not) ..

Seriously that Cola is something to be proud of! Takes skills to get them like that! What's your method for drying?
 
NaturalSpirit said:
Good morning Joe, have a awesome day✌️
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Good afternoon (I slept in, I was up all night on 420! It's becoming a bad/best habit)

I did get up earlier at half six or so. Fed and walked both the dogs in a zombie like state. Made a coffee whilst making a coffee to enjoy with it. Checked the bubbas (all good, will have some pics in a mo) Had both coffees and fell asleep for 6 hours.

I love me a poor mans speedball ;)

Feeling good today though, it's lovey to wake up to the friendliest bunch of people in the world (you too aspiegeek, cheers buddy)

Mrs Chro is friendly enough. I'm just not allowed to talk about gardening with her. Says I get a bit "over-excited" and that it's "not a conversation but a verbal takeover"

Bless her ;)
 
JoetheChro said:
Good afternoon (I slept in, I was up all night on 420! It's becoming a bad/best habit)

I did get up earlier at half six or so. Fed and walked both the dogs in a zombie like state. Made a coffee whilst making a coffee to enjoy with it. Checked the bubbas (all good, will have some pics in a mo) Had both coffees and fell asleep for 6 hours.

I love me a poor mans speedball ;)

Feeling good today though, it's lovey to wake up to the friendliest bunch of people in the world (you too aspiegeek, cheers buddy)

Mrs Chro is friendly enough. I'm just not allowed to talk about gardening with her. Says I get a bit "over-excited" and that it's "not a conversation but a verbal takeover"

Bless her ;)
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Ahahaha ... my wife says the same thing to me!
 
JoetheChro said:
Good afternoon (I slept in, I was up all night on 420! It's becoming a bad/best habit)

I did get up earlier at half six or so. Fed and walked both the dogs in a zombie like state. Made a coffee whilst making a coffee to enjoy with it. Checked the bubbas (all good, will have some pics in a mo) Had both coffees and fell asleep for 6 hours.

I love me a poor mans speedball ;)

Feeling good today though, it's lovey to wake up to the friendliest bunch of people in the world (you too aspiegeek, cheers buddy)

Mrs Chro is friendly enough. I'm just not allowed to talk about gardening with her. Says I get a bit "over-excited" and that it's "not a conversation but a verbal takeover"

Bless her ;)
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Your wife and mine should get along great then lol
 
JoetheChro said:
Thanks for joining quinny, I fell asleep and didn't see your post on the other thread. I'm glad you found me, I'll try and make it worth your while mate :)

And thank you Kingjoe for showing quinny, nice one mate :)
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Everyone I point to you will be solid and opened hearted my word .
 
aspiegeek said:
Ahhh getting by, life's been better but managing. I have dentist this afternoon so I'm sure that will brighten my day (not) ..

Seriously that Cola is something to be proud of! Takes skills to get them like that! What's your method for drying?
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I hang the branches whole in a tent with a fan blowing in from the bottom, this keeps it at about 21-22 degrees with a good enough air flow. I do that for a week in complete darkness and then put them into mason jars for a further two weeks (checking them manically every hour or so)

Drying and curing have been THE difference in getting the bud I always wanted. I've been growing good weed consistently for a while but I've also ruined good weed consistently with bad drying and (I'm sorry for this) no curing.

The patience is a virtue thing doesn't come into your head when you're sitting on a smelly, pile of 3-4 years in jail. You just want it gone!

But after learning the drying method from a wizened old crone I met on a windy moor one cold February night many moons ago (and 420 for the curing) it's not been too bad ;)
 
Are we all dating the same woman here??... I figured that ive learned a lot in our conversations... Well me talking and She listening for one or Two minutes before I saw her eyes all over the place accept in my conversation xD Thank the growing lords I looked Up a lot about curing before cutting down Rita.. tough I smoked half of her to soon (dont we all)

Where are you living currently? I forgot(Damn head)
 
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