LOL Don't blame being a stoner for memory loss. That only works on short term. And a lot of pharmaceuticals can have that same negative side effect.
The plan was just to grow them FLAT, because I'm using CFLs. On my last grow, I had terrible light penetration when I grew the plants normally, and the buds got smaller as they were further from the lights. Height really isn't an issue since I have a closet with a 7ft ceiling, so minus the small table (old TV stand for storage underneath), the pots, light hood, and clothing bar, and current plant height, I have another 36"-48" that they can grow upwards. This is just where they chose to stay I guess.
But in training them flat, it appears that it just takes what would be vertical growth, and turns it into horizontal growth.