A Stoorish Hobbit & His Lair

[Smeegol]

Beautiful garden, Smeegol! Thank you for the tour. I can see there is much more to see!
I’m excited for your foxtailing AP. I’ve popped two of her beans recently. One is a mutant, the other is stalled at her first set. Waiting to see - one bean left.
I’ve read about Inzane the Membrane too - that one is on a wishlist somewhere.
You’ve really got those pain meds popping. I hope your back is more comfortable?
Nothing wrong with coffee and dogs for now..
Stay well

Thank for your kind words mr.DoubleD.........

I'm over the moon with the Alaskan she is resistant to mildew which is an instant winner in my books...hahah, that foxtailing is something else had it before but not to this extent almost rude they way they be sticking out.....
I have to try and reveg her otherwise I'd be mighty sad to lose her, she's starting to get a catpiss undertone to her sweet smell now, thinking of putting her under a 12v light off a battery by night just going to be fooking cold out there middle of winter need to box her in somehow.....

The Inzane in the Membrane is a pretty hot flower I've also heard, I've seen grown twice in the last 2 years and holy hell it looks amazing, I don't know if you've heard of Slurricane by Anesiaseeds that's also a hot topic in South Africa the last year now a guy on my canna group has 5 diffrent phenos he's collected over the last cpl years which he treats like gold....

Hope you have a blessed day brother.....

 

[Dkmg01]

Brother smeegs!

Moerse happy to see the master grow KVS!

Plants are looking amazing. How much is your harvest usually?

 

[Smeegol]

Brother smeegs!

Moerse happy to see the master grow KVS!

Plants are looking amazing. How much is your harvest usually?

Master - Never
Trials and fook ups that I'm a master of.......

I also have high expectations of the KVS if I grow her properly and don't hash it like I normally do.....
Last season outside I pulled close to 6.5kg give or take but it was far too much for me to use personally so I gave away 3/4 of it to mates and made crap loads of edibles.....
This season I'm going to make a lot of coco oil and actually keep and process most of it now that my cuzzie is my helping hand this season...

I was actually trying to get in bubble hash bags but with this lockdown funds were diverted and with this 2 week extension on the lockdown it was a wise move....

 

[Smeegol]

So Hettie en' Kaknie have not had any hiccups that I've seen and are enjoying the early winter days catching the warm afternoons knocking back mulled swampjuice.....
Hetties in her element at the moment and is going to lose hear top in the next week or two, Kaknies having a bit of a rough day under the weather type of crap but hey ho chin up and such things as I up-potted her from a 1.5lt into a 20lt as she was getting pot bound, I loosened up the root ball so she's rather unhappy with me at the moment....

So Hettie is just sexy all over and her side branches are just begging to to be topped as well as Hettie whispering in my ear again this week that she wants me to lop off her top on that of hers ( I'm tempted ).

Now Kaknie on the other hand is being right pissy with me but I can't blame her after the rough fondling she got from meaty mittens....hahaha, plans for her are pretty much the same beheadment is the brightest her future will be....

With both tops off they'll become future moms which will bring my tally to six now...

Gold Cheese.
#Inzane1
#Inzane2
#Hulkberry1
#Hulkberry2
C99Blueberry X LuckyStar.

Gold Cheese

C99Blueberry X Luckystar

#Inzane2

#Inzane1






Next up is the C99BlueBerry X LuckyStar ( let's call her Gaspode )...
I was actually trying to make reg seeds of the LuckyStar and accidentally got some pollen on the c99blueberry...
I got mulled wine, oranges and cloves from the c99blue and bananas from the LuckyStar, got nice broad indica leaves and I topped her above the 8th node and lollipopped everything below the 5th node.
I was left with 8 branches which I topped for a total of 16 new branches....
Gaspode is also 60/61 days old same as Hettie en' Kaknie.
I wanted to do some proper horrible something to her so I put a net on top of her and see how she likes being restrained' the last couple weeks back prior to putting the net on today I've been pinching the new growth as it develops so she becomes tough and rugged ( no pun intended mr.Rugged )....

 

[Smeegol]

Gaspodes legs for show.....

Hope you can see where I've topped to create a fork in the branches and create 2 new tops/branches....



And the new litter of seedlings have made an appearance late yesterday and today so I call today


#day1 10/4 I think it is.....haha

KVS.....
Kush Von Stitch X Kush reg autos.

Guerilla Glue
BiltongandBuds.

CherryKiss
Anesiaseeds

KillerJedi
MotherlandGentics

LemonGrass auto fem.
AmnesiaSeeds.

 

[Smeegol]

Blueberry Hash Plant X Gorilla Glue 4.




All together...

Hope you all have a safe blessed Easter and smoking weekend....

 

[Smeegol]

Only pips that are a no show is the blues X cuvée and the purple jelly bean got the blues cross in pots and jelly in water still beleive it or not....

I dropped another cross I've been itching to grow from a guy on my canna group Dairy Queen X Sour Tropicana which he's been busy with for cpl years now a stunning sativa which a few of the guys have been raving bout this season so my turn...... They went swimming two days ago and shells have cracked last I checked so into paper towel tomorrow and we'll take it from there.....

 

[Smeegol]

So not having much luck with the Blues X Cuvée sadly out of 3 seeds only 2 have surfaced above the coco but that's it no more growth at all and its day 2 for everyone, the 3rd seed is still in papertowel cracked open and taproot coming out but also no further development so I'm a bit heart sore about these 3 as I really wanted to succeed with this strain....

So I dropped five Dairy Queen X sour Tropicana and 3 have taproots, 1 is waiting to crack and the last I fooking dropped in the sink lost forever when I was transferring them to the paper towel.....haha fooking muppet.....

 

[Dkmg01]

Ouch

 

[DonkeyDick]

Congrats on the new ones that did start. I’ve been having rotten luck trying to pop old beans. I soak to sink then paper towel for a week, ten days.. back in fridge.
I’m reading how you don’t soak to sink you wait for the seed to crack before removing it. Interesting. I’m scarifying (shaking the little buggers gently in sand paper) and using a drop of H2O2.
A heat pad would help. I also want to try a kelp extract for the giberellins.
I have a bunch of old beans and your ‘heart sore’ comment above caught my eye. Heart breaking when a girl won’t open up. Always has been
Have a good day Smeegs

 

[Smeegol]

Congrats on the new ones that did start. I’ve been having rotten luck trying to pop old beans. I soak to sink then paper towel for a week, ten days.. back in fridge.
I’m reading how you don’t soak to sink you wait for the seed to crack before removing it. Interesting. I’m scarifying (shaking the little buggers gently in sand paper) and using a drop of H2O2.
A heat pad would help. I also want to try a kelp extract for the giberellins.
I have a bunch of old beans and your ‘heart sore’ comment above caught my eye. Heart breaking when a girl won’t open up. Always has been
Have a good day Smeegs

Ya I won those in a private comp in 2017 and every attempt has failed 10 pack gone but there's always a glimmer of hope....

Really you drop till they sink and into papertowel...... I always leave mine in till the taproot is out and only then into paper towel on top of heat source ( 50w spotlight in my tent ) for a day and into a pot and usually up the following day... All in all bout 5 days give or take mr.DD.....

I used kelpak last year as a supplemental feed source in my coco girls and they enjoyed it no hassles that I could see, was looking for it the other day but never saw any unlucky....

two minds bout scarification as Hettie, Kaknie and Gaspode I gave scars to that they would never forget but apart from cracking sooner the process till above ground was the same really....

Have a blessed weekend brother, happy Easter to the young uns if you have....

 

[Smeegol]

tiredoftrimming.com........hahaha

 

[Dkmg01]

tiredoftrimming.com........hahaha

Ahh the songs they sing in trim jail

 

[Smeegol]

#day3....

Well you get the idea......haha they are all up part from the blues X cuvée which is out and the Dairy Queen cross is x3 in pots tonight...

 

[Smeegol]

Gaspode likes her restraints.

The mothers club....

both inzanes on the left, top right is gold cheese and c99 cross bottom right.


Hettie.......

and Kaknie is camera shy tonight.......oops

 

[Smeegol]

rancid cat piss is how the smell of one girl was described to me......

three family cats.....


that description means squat to me....

do any of the South African boys remember the proper kool aid powder sachets, remember the smell of the cherry powder prior to mixing now that's what I got.....

 

[NoobyMacDooby]

Lols I have that problem too, the buds will smell like a soda or sweets we have here in SA but then you don't know the equivalent for overseas.

 

[Smeegol]

So I'm busy wet trimming that cat piss girl and get hits of orange....

 

[Smeegol]

And she empties slowly...........

3 plants have come down now.....gold cheese, smoosh boosh ( WW X white rhino X CaliO X super lemon haze ) and blue Kush....

SmooshBoosh this lady had the wpm.

Where the blue Kush was, replaced with blue Kush clones..



Pop up sativa.

Had to reorientate and support all her branches as she was/still is right side heavy to the wall.



How not to have branches... All over .

She has three diff whole sections to her.....hahaha and hello bud rotten ya dear friend.

 

[Smeegol]

Pop up Sativa from last year...

They have a nice little squeeze to them so hopefully they'll fatten out some more and finish before it gets much colder .