You Might Be A Grower If

You might be a grower if you find an unexplained bud in your slipper.....somehow?!
 
Scottsquatch said:
I found a tiny little bud in my beard the other day. Actually the gas station dude saw it and gave me a lot of shit. He thought it was funny though, so we're all good.
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:laugh::rofl::laugh::rofl:
 
you may be a grower if , You sit watching your newborn daughter guzzling the expressed breastmilk you are using as an experimental nute , thinking " You must be full now u sucubus , what about your plant sisters share !!!":eek:
 
Ganjagrandaddy said:
you might be a grower if : as you close your eyes to go to sleep, the last image you see is the nicest bud in your crop.....
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Ahhh, sweet, sweet, dreams.
 
You might be an outdoor grower if you watch your backyard for where the weeds grow the best ,and that soil is what you use for your next crop.
 
Ravenplume said:
Not trying to be a wet blanket here or anything, but wouldn't that just currently mean Weeds and Disjointed? Or are there others of which I am not yet aware?
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No, they also have "Cooking with Cannabis" :rofl:
 
YOU MIGHT BE A GROWER IF:

Every hard to access riverbank looks like a potential gorilla grow site

Roadkill skunk reminds you of the best smoke you’ve smoked

You watch how the water drains on your land

You give every seed you find a squeeze to see if it’s viable or not

You know plumbing, wood working and electrical and have never gone to school for any of the trades

You smell the air outside your house when coming home to see if the neighbors can smell anything

There’s a room in your home the kids aren’t allowed in

You pay attention to where the helicopters fly

You have a compost pile but no garden

There’s a window open in your house in the winter and closed in the summer
 
Camaro1691 said:
YOU MIGHT BE A GROWER IF:

Every hard to access riverbank looks like a potential gorilla grow site

Roadkill skunk reminds you of the best smoke you’ve smoked

You watch how the water drains on your land

You give every seed you find a squeeze to see if it’s viable or not

You know plumbing, wood working and electrical and have never gone to school for any of the trades

You smell the air outside your house when coming home to see if the neighbors can smell anything

There’s a room in your home the kids aren’t allowed in

You pay attention to where the helicopters fly

You have a compost pile but no garden

There’s a window open in your house in the winter and closed in the summer
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:bravo:
 
Camaro1691 said:
YOU MIGHT BE A GROWER IF:

Every hard to access riverbank looks like a potential gorilla grow site

Roadkill skunk reminds you of the best smoke you’ve smoked

You watch how the water drains on your land

You give every seed you find a squeeze to see if it’s viable or not

You know plumbing, wood working and electrical and have never gone to school for any of the trades

You smell the air outside your house when coming home to see if the neighbors can smell anything

There’s a room in your home the kids aren’t allowed in

You pay attention to where the helicopters fly

You have a compost pile but no garden

There’s a window open in your house in the winter and closed in the summer
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:bravo::rofl:
 
You might be a grower if :
you consider your plant cycles before booking any family get aways or parties.

You automatically look at the clock at lights on/off time

you look at your roof for lasers blasting out everytime you go down your path.

The pigeons love your roof
 
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