This reminded me of a humorous story:
Years ago, I was siting on my 3rd story apartment patio at about 11 p.m.
I see this guy slowly walking around, looking everywhere, but nowhere in particular. He tip-toes out into the middle of the parking lot and then bows. He pulls out a Hattori Hanzō style sword and a pair of panty hose. He puts the panty hose on his head and starts doing Ghetto-wannabe-non athletic sword fighting vs The Air.
At this point I'm dying laughing cause not only is he pretty old and almost falling every time he wields this thing, but he is saying the most random things like "Cha cha goo mother f*-er" or "alla ca week woo alla ca week woo". Nice and sane...
All of the sudden he bolts back around the corner. Now I see a LEO pull around and start shining his light everwhere. He sees me and gets out and says "Have you seen a-" I just start laughing and point back around the corner.
Few mins go buy and I see the loon start walking back under me. I yell "Hey!!" at him.
He yells back "Have you seen the ninja the cops are looking for??"
I said "Ya guy its you!"
He says "No no no! No its not! They're looking for a Ninja and I'm a Samurai!"