Okay Trichomes, I'm no writer but here goes.
Once upon a time in the early 80's there was a young GI stationed in Germany away from his family because he (me) was a Private with very little money and no way to bring his wife and twin babies over to Germany so they could be together.
So one night this lonely, home sick man went walking downtown A-burg. Looking down the street he notices three fellow GI's coming his way, now these three guys were looking like they were up to no good. He thinks to himself "three against one" I like them odds but I don't need the trouble so I will just cross the street and let the trouble pass on by. Well. to my dislike they crossed the street over to my side of the street, okay, I think to myself I'm a trained professional I'll just have to handle this little situation. As we drew closer and closer, my heart was pounding like a M-60 machine gun (get it, 60cal) I had no other route but straight between them, okay here we go. As I walked between them one guy spun me around and hit me with a Brass Knuckle "CRACK" broke my bottom jaw on both sides, no pain to busy fighting back, out of nowhere came some help thank God because these three guys went on that night and killed someone downtown, I was very lucky.
I don't remember the next three weeks because they (the hospital) keep me juiced up (light Coma). I will spend the next three months in the hospital with my jaw wired shut and wire cutters around my neck, just in case I puck, they don't want you to choke to death.
For the next two plus months I got bored, A friend and I would run down to the train station and buy up some Blonde Hash, we than took it back to our military hospital and sold it for a real good profit (when life gives you lemons, make lemonaid) I made so much money in those two months, when I got out of the hospital I bought a car, rented an apartment and brought my family over to Germany.
Because of this I was able to see my babies first steps and even their first drink from a glass. And they lived happily ever after.
Hey Trichomes, this is no BS, I guess I could of said I kicked their butts, but, that's not how it happened. Are you happy now!!!!!!
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again, I've read it 3 times now, A+
i fell behind again
no 420 members get left out here! from me to you buddy!
Guess I learn something new everyday!
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Trichster.
