Trusted A Fart: Got This Shitshow

[Preston9mm]

So sorry buddy.
Being right handed is going to be a thing of the past.
Hope it heals up soon.



Stay safe
Bill284

Yeah man... I've done this once or twice in the past. Honestly, just starting to feel my age I'm 43 now & sometimes I do shit & it hurts longer than 24 hours. LoL

This is all new to me.... found out this morning, that "waking up" was now painful.

I'm sure I'll survive, but gotta start adjusting my ways before I'm a total cripple.

 

[KeithLemon]

Do it sooner than later my brother.

 

[Preston9mm]

Do it sooner than later my brother.

For sure man!

I had a "Come to Jesus" moment with myself over this injury.

I already fucked my body up enough in the military. My current job was supposed to be "taking it easy".

Gonna keep at this construction work, but think I'm gonna hire another young guy to handle my heavy lifting.

 

[KeithLemon]

Sounds like a good idea.

 

[InTheShed]

A younger guy can handle the plumbing stuff but the wiping and beating you should still do yourself.

Heal up quickly!

 

[Preston9mm]

A younger guy can handle the plumbing stuff but the wiping and beating you should still do yourself.

Heal up quickly!

I know right!

I'll use my "ween-handling" as physical therapy!. LoL

...maybe install a bidet for my booty.

 

[InTheShed]

maybe install a bidet for my booty

Have someone else install it.

 

[Preston9mm]

Have someone else install it.

LoL... when I say "bidet".... I really mean "garden hose thru bathroom window"


No real install required. LoL

 

[StoneOtter]

Welp.... I seem to have fucked up my primary dick-beater...

I tore some tendons in my right wrist & it is now useless. Literally had to wipe muh booty left-handed today.

FML. Looks like I'll be in a fancy brace for the next month or so... Wonder if they'll let me park in the handicap spots

Aw crap! That's what happens when you shake things up! I hear Leftina's a good date.

 

[Grand Daddy Black]

Wow 9mm. That's about as funny as a description/discussion of an injury can be!

Give me a baseball glove and my left hand suddenly becomes useful. Other than that, I can use it to activate the turn-signal in my truck or to open the fridge, but not much else!

Anyway, good luck managing with your off-hand. I hope you don't spend the weeks to come living like a blind man. They often emit a little shitty smell due to the fact that they're never sure when they've wiped enough.

Smell you later.

 

[Trala]

Welp.... I seem to have fucked up my primary dick-beater...

I tore some tendons in my right wrist & it is now useless. Literally had to wipe muh booty left-handed today.

FML. Looks like I'll be in a fancy brace for the next month or so... Wonder if they'll let me park in the handicap spots

You need to speak to HR.

That’s grounds for stress leave fo sho!

 

[Trala]

A younger guy can handle the plumbing stuff but the wiping and beating you should still do yourself.

Heal up quickly!

LOLLINGGGGGG!

 

[Trala]

LoL... when I say "bidet".... I really mean "garden hose thru bathroom window"


No real install required. LoL

Deddddddddd!

 

[Preston9mm]

You need to speak to HR.

That’s grounds for stress leave fo sho!

Hahaha! Yeah... fuck HR! That guy is a real dickhead! (I'm HR)

I've got some PTO days stacked up, but can't really step away because our workload is booked up.

I'm just gonna strut around the jobsite with my fancy wrist brace, then when the architects ask for extra shit, I can make em feel guilty because I'm "injured"

 

[Preston9mm]

Quick group pic before heading off to work.

Currently about 19 days post flip. Petty sure they're all done stretching now & settled in for the ride.