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Omg so I’ve got a delicious day to myself and I’ve hit my yard running.
Life gives you mirrors constantly reflecting the type of human you are.
My life mirror watched this today.
My brain: Oiiii fucktard. Be careful. There’s a smoking dog shit at 3 o’clock. Repeat, retain: dog shit 3 o’clock.
Me: yup. Locked in. Thanks brain.
Me *not 43 seconds later while standing in dog shit*: oh for fuck sake!
My brain: you can lead a moron to information but you can’t make ‘em think…
FML.
Life gives you mirrors constantly reflecting the type of human you are.
My life mirror watched this today.
My brain: Oiiii fucktard. Be careful. There’s a smoking dog shit at 3 o’clock. Repeat, retain: dog shit 3 o’clock.
Me: yup. Locked in. Thanks brain.
Me *not 43 seconds later while standing in dog shit*: oh for fuck sake!
My brain: you can lead a moron to information but you can’t make ‘em think…
FML.