Trala’s Tent

No snowflakes here
Hi Growings :)

They are here. I feel sure there’s that Karen and Dave demographic that come in to the Tent of Debauchery to lurk, loath and sneer “I can’t believe she said that. I’m taking this straight to the manager…”

Poor Rob.

Lolling!
 
Hi Growings :)

They are here. I feel sure there’s that Karen and Dave demographic that come in to the Tent of Debauchery to lurk, loath and sneer “I can’t believe she said that. I’m taking this straight to the manager…”

Poor Rob.

Lolling!
Hi Tra :ciao:
I mailed Rob yesterday because I know he's having a tough time right now but his positivity is astonishing
I wonder how many folks have no idea what you mean by 'Growings' lol
You on a shitty shift or chuffin it up today?
btw your plants look a fuck site better than mine atm, but I'll catch up I hope
 
Hi Tra :ciao:
I mailed Rob yesterday because I know he's having a tough time right now but his positivity is astonishing
I wonder how many folks have no idea what you mean by 'Growings' lol
You on a shitty shift or chuffin it up today?
btw your plants look a fuck site better than mine atm, but I'll catch up I hope
It’s so very sad.

He is a good egg. Xo

I’m on holidays bruv.

So I’m drunk, stoned and I’m naked it the pool lol!

Just kidding. I’m trying to get house stuff done.
 
Shout out to my two favourite guys!

Fingers crossed they get to you. I’ll send you tracking so you can watch them fly to you! Your both getting a little box of trinkets you don’t need lol.

I just want to say @stinker thanks for allowing me to grow with such great genetics, and to my faux dad, and my forever darling @Carcass, thanks for teaching me to grow. I really appreciate all you both do for me. You are the first men to ever give to me without wanting something from me in return. I love you both very much.

Every time I look at mine I will think of you and this beautiful community. Xo

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Omg my man and I fitted a glass sliding door today! What a cunt of a job!

I got two breaks. One for a late lunch and one to quickly weigh. I think I’m going to finish this wine and collapse!

The numbers are in!

Final Yield: 93g/3.3oz

Breezy Bee aka Watermelon Zkittles Auto
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Nutes Mega Crop by Sponsors Greenleaf Nutrients
Age: 78 Days
Days in Flower: 50

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Got home from work and I chose violence.

🔪 🩸 ☠️

350g wet - for me and autos, that’s a good number. And omg, she’s fucking mint!

Teri Bee aka Gelato OG
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Nutes: Mega Crop by Sponsors Green Nutrients
Age: 133 Days
Flip Age: 74 Days
Days in Flower: 50

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Congrats! Funky looking bud Tra
 
12 Months of 420 Magazine
Nug of the Month

Work hard. Dream big. Never give up.


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2025 I’m coming in hot!

Xo







Playboy calendar for the Hippy in me :)
 
Had a choice of a nap or murder. Chose murder
murder is overrated but a good nap is beyond price :)....Plants are looking fabulous Tra, makes me want to try a coco grow but I'd complicate the F out if it as you know so its a big leap for me.
 
I got some cheeky video for you and a song I’m just living for atm, it’s a Clanger! I can’t listen to it without big smiling! It makes me so happy inside despite the lyrics lol. My man put me onto the band last week. I’m a late comer to dar jar.




It’s 0920 and I’m walked and yogaed up, I just need to swim and I can tick a box. Speaking of boxes, we’re out today to meet friends on the coast for lunch. I’d rather kick my own coota than go lol. And omg it’s already 30 degrees here!

Anyhoo, I’m gonna launch into this day! Have a good one. Xo
awesome post!
 
Congratulations..........on fitting a tough door........and growing awesome bud! I like the name of this one. Sounds tasty!
Thank you! OMG! It was soooOooo tough! So it is a double glass door. First hurdle, the door is bigger than our last door so Friday we prepped. This involved so much sawdust and plasterboard. I was the cleaner, measure checker and runner. My man has a terrible history of not measuring correctly. In hindsight we so should have used drop sheets.

Second hurdle getting the doors upstairs. It too heavy for me to even get it off the ute let alone up the stairs coz we can’t fit it through the front door so we have to take the scenic route. So we need an extra person, guy next door is at work, high functioning autistics next door is no go. Way too much audible stimulation for them. Heavy lifter next house down is out. So we go to the completely deaf neighbour across the road. So imagine, two heavy lifters, one deaf, one semi heavy lifter (me). It legit turned into some politically incorrect skit. My man popped the slider out to make it lighter. And we gotta get that motherfucker up two flights of stairs manoeuvring it from horizontal to vertical to get up the outdoor staircase.

So we are lifting and have no gesture communication, and he can’t hear. He’s old school deaf. He relies on sign, basic lip reading but mainly sign.

ME: I need a rest!
*heavy lifters keep going both with backs to me*
Me: I NEED TO REST A SEC!
*heavy lifters keep going both with backs to me*
Me: STOP!
Me to my man: HE’S GOT HIS BACK TO ME! STOP! SHAKE THE FUCKING DOOR! I’M GONNA DROP IT!

We finally got it up. Yesterday was spent putting the door in and out fitting it. We are both backyard builders so what would have taken an installer half hour took us 9 hours lol. Last hurdle was lifting and sliding the door in, and that was done at around 17:30.

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He is going to finish it and he has given me the day off today, so I’m going to hit the shops. We are going to a party tonight and the theme is Christmas head dress. Fingers crossed I can find something. Worst case I dredge out my mini Christmas top hat 🎩
 
Glad ya'll got the hole filled with door , Nice looking bud not bad weight , I was looking at that strain when it first came out > Have you smoked it before ?<
Me too!

What an absolute cunt of a job.

My biceps are still aching!

No I haven’t. It looks primo :)
 
murder is overrated but a good nap is beyond price :)....Plants are looking fabulous Tra, makes me want to try a coco grow but I'd complicate the F out if it as you know so its a big leap for me.
I really love coco. I keep it so simple. I don’t pH or add anything besides Mega Crop. I don’t water every day. I often feed with falling rain rather than nutes. I let it dry out and they continue to big smile and flourish.

Yeah your grow style defs needs a lab coat and a spreadsheet! Lol
 
Thank you! OMG! It was soooOooo tough! So it is a double glass door. First hurdle, the door is bigger than our last door so Friday we prepped. This involved so much sawdust and plasterboard. I was the cleaner, measure checker and runner. My man has a terrible history of not measuring correctly. In hindsight we so should have used drop sheets.

Second hurdle getting the doors upstairs. It too heavy for me to even get it off the ute let alone up the stairs coz we can’t fit it through the front door so we have to take the scenic route. So we need an extra person, guy next door is at work, high functioning autistics next door is no go. Way too much audible stimulation for them. Heavy lifter next house down is out. So we go to the completely deaf neighbour across the road. So imagine, two heavy lifters, one deaf, one semi heavy lifter (me). It legit turned into some politically incorrect skit. My man popped the slider out to make it lighter. And we gotta get that motherfucker up two flights of stairs manoeuvring it from horizontal to vertical to get up the outdoor staircase.

So we are lifting and have no gesture communication, and he can’t hear. He’s old school deaf. He relies on sign, basic lip reading but mainly sign.

ME: I need a rest!
*heavy lifters keep going both with backs to me*
Me: I NEED TO REST A SEC!
*heavy lifters keep going both with backs to me*
Me: STOP!
Me to my man: HE’S GOT HIS BACK TO ME! STOP! SHAKE THE FUCKING DOOR! I’M GONNA DROP IT!

We finally got it up. Yesterday was spent putting the door in and out fitting it. We are both backyard builders so what would have taken an installer half hour took us 9 hours lol. Last hurdle was lifting and sliding the door in, and that was done at around 17:30.

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He is going to finish it and he has given me the day off today, so I’m going to hit the shops. We are going to a party tonight and the theme is Christmas head dress. Fingers crossed I can find something. Worst case I dredge out my mini Christmas top hat 🎩
Awesome work and funny story today but scary yesterday I bet! Whew! Looks great! Slides smooth I bet! Never worked with a deaf person. That was a challenge! If you tapped on the frame in an odd way he would have noticed I wonder? Folks with defs have other super powers.
 
Awesome work and funny story today but scary yesterday I bet! Whew! Looks great! Slides smooth I bet! Never worked with a deaf person. That was a challenge! If you tapped on the frame in an odd way he would have noticed I wonder? Folks with defs have other super powers.
He’s a great guy. Super intelligent. His story is sad and a reflection of the times. Back in the early 80’s deaf kids were encouraged to go to a deaf boarding school and this caused total segregation. He has that guttural sound. Back then they didn’t encourage vocal communication or lip reading. He still lives with his mum who holds so much guilt about sending him away to deaf school.

I didn’t have the strength at that point to shake or do anything but hold the door. While it was only seconds it felt like days.

Yeah in hindsight without our hands to gesture we totally should have set up an effective communication process lol. I actually did that whole “SHAKE THE FUCKING DOOR” sequence in gesture and charades and he was lolling so hard.

Omg door slides so smooth. The original door was so awful. Not awful enough to be a problem to me, but my man was fixated on it lol.
 
No one:

Me: Let me bore you with my lifeeeeeeee!

Omg so we have another Christmas Party tonight. We have a group of friends and every three months when it’s your turn you have to organise dinner and byo drinks. It’s quite a large group so you only have to actually organise it yourself every 18 months. It was our turn this time last year.

Like I know I’m getting old and my sparkle sequin days are almost behind me but…

I’m gonna sparkle so bright I’m gonna need a mother fucking strobe light warning!

And a funny. My man is the polar opposite of me personality wise. He’s defs quiet, understated, and has zero narcissistic tendencies. I can’t wait to see him in his Chrissy hat!
 
Happy Sunday!!!
Omg I had the best night last night. I’ve legit had maybe two hours sleep, but I have woken with zero cyber motivation lolling. Thinking about all the things I should be focused on and spending time doing my summary has fallen low on the list so I’m gonna wrap it up quick!

Sunday Summary

Plants look great, life is great and I hope you have the best. day. ever!
 
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