Trala’s Tent

Tree is up. I’ll get you some pics today. My grandson got to decorate a small tree (it was a free one from a walk last year) and have a go at it!

It looks like a backyard abortion clinic! Then he insists on the rainbow coloured light option on my tree which made it go from gorgeous to gaudy! And he was so happy at my obvious discomfort! The way he was spearing that angels arse with the tree branch. Totes Toowoomba resident vibes.

Look at this thing!

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Omg my man and I got proper zooted last night. It was so nice, swimming in the rain reminiscing, planning, sharing toons. It was a good night. But a bit of a funny, I’m zooted trying to put dinner together, and I get the French dressing out of the fridge for my salad and turn and see the puddle of black, I’d knocked over the soy sauce and it’s fucking everywhere. Shouldn’t have been funny but fuck it was funny. I love my guy when he has a vape. He totes loosens.

We got a bit country. Have you heard this? It’s a fucking Clanger.

 
Roy Growin said:
I first got a job in event planning/logistics in Paddington, Brisbane then somehow got involved in AgriFest
Nobody gave a shit about anything, H&S [part of my job] was a firkin joke out there
I got bored shitless and came home
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Paddington is proper posh. You went from a glory hole to a shit hole going from there to Toowoomba.

No one: let’s move to Toowoomba
 
Melville Hobbes said:
That's the most Australian placename I've ever read.
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Unread it and forget it Mel
Even the sign that says 'Welcome to Toowoomba', someone has sarcastically sprayed the word 'You're...' at the top
 
MedScientist said:
The question is...

What month do you take it down? 🎄
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Hello you!

Sorry I missed this one in my haste this morning.

Always just before New Year. Again it’s a convenience thing. I always work nightshift New Years Eve to allow the young nurses their party time. I see every new year in surrounded by patients lol.
 
Roy Growin said:
Unread it and forget it Mel
Even the sign that says 'Welcome to Toowoomba', someone has sarcastically sprayed the word 'You're...' at the top
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It literally won Shit Town of the Year last year!

Not. Even. Joking!

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Happy HumpDay!!!

(Or as I call it broke Wednesday)
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Omg we dropped some cash today. Once my man gets over his hatred of shopping I swear he morphs into a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills! Suddenly he wants to look at shoes and belts and test colognes lolling! I have a good portion of my Christmas stuffed wrapped and tagged. If you want to see my Xmas vibe, click here:-

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

🌹The Bloom Room

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🌱The Veg Tent

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Hope you have a great day. This is my last to do of the day. Were a tad shabby if I’m honest. I’m showered, I’ve got dinner cooking and it will be some Yellowstone and an early night for us.

See you in the morning. Xo
 
Omg I’m such an oxymoron lol!

Me: yeah it’s my birthday, but I don’t like a fuss.
Also Me: Oiiiii people who love me! It’s my birthday! MAKE. A. FUSS!

LOLLING.

My man and I have this ritual where we hand make a card and wrap up general shit from around the house and present it to the birthday person like it’s the Crown Jewels and the birthday person has to respond to each item like it’s what they always wanted. There have been some funny ones over the years. He’s at work today so I got a coffee and presents in bed.

He got one surprise in tho. When we were shopping I had a look in Goldmark. Nothing tickled me but I did try on a cute heart ring. It was super cheap but I decided against it. Well while I was doing the groceries he said he’d wait outside coz he wanted to suck his cancer sticks, but the sneaky sneaker went and bought me the cheap arsed ring. Made me big smile. Particularly the way it was presented, he gave me a ring box with a coin in it and the ring was in the smarties box lol. And omg Spotify made me a birthday list, it’s so fire!

Look at my loot so far!

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I have done so much already this morning! Did my walk, sprayed the plants, yoga and I’ve swum coz today my diet will be broken. I’ll be getting a bit day drunk, and if I can get my lashes on, I’m gonna reward myself with a late morning vape. I’m getting picked up so I can get a bit loose pre lunch.

I have one job, and that’s to bring my girls in when I get home. I’ve decided today they all get to dance in the rain!

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Right I’m gonna do this day! Pray the lashes go on. I have a new birthday outfit and I want a “yeah I’d hit that geriatric” look.

I will say the best thing about a birthday is feeling like you really do matter to your people. My people really are the best. To those of you in here who are my people, I fucking love ya! Xo
 
Happy Bday!! And there is a whole nook of the internet looking to hit geriatric ass!! LOL
 
Happy Birthday young lady!

In honor of you...

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Hope you got your lashes on just right and had a perfect day! 52! That's the start of the best birthdays! They all get just get better and better now! Why? Because you're more awesome every day!
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Happy birthday sis!
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Hope you've had a blessed day with people who make ya happy!
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Here's to another year of kicking ass chica!
 
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