Trala’s Tent

Tree is up. I’ll get you some pics today. My grandson got to decorate a small tree (it was a free one from a walk last year) and have a go at it!

It looks like a backyard abortion clinic! Then he insists on the rainbow coloured light option on my tree which made it go from gorgeous to gaudy! And he was so happy at my obvious discomfort! The way he was spearing that angels arse with the tree branch. Totes Toowoomba resident vibes.

Look at this thing!

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Omg my man and I got proper zooted last night. It was so nice, swimming in the rain reminiscing, planning, sharing toons. It was a good night. But a bit of a funny, I’m zooted trying to put dinner together, and I get the French dressing out of the fridge for my salad and turn and see the puddle of black, I’d knocked over the soy sauce and it’s fucking everywhere. Shouldn’t have been funny but fuck it was funny. I love my guy when he has a vape. He totes loosens.

We got a bit country. Have you heard this? It’s a fucking Clanger.

 
I first got a job in event planning/logistics in Paddington, Brisbane then somehow got involved in AgriFest
Nobody gave a shit about anything, H&S [part of my job] was a firkin joke out there
I got bored shitless and came home
Paddington is proper posh. You went from a glory hole to a shit hole going from there to Toowoomba.

No one: let’s move to Toowoomba
 
That's the most Australian placename I've ever read.
Unread it and forget it Mel
Even the sign that says 'Welcome to Toowoomba', someone has sarcastically sprayed the word 'You're...' at the top
 
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