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Good morning!
I’m pleased to report my bum bum is excellent! No polyps, no nothing! Just clean pink tissue!
So let’s rhyme!
Roses are red
Colonoscopy’s are bleak
But a clean bill of health
Means my arsehole’s on fleek!
And if you are turning 50 or you are over 50 and you’ve never had a camera up your arse, do it. Bowel Cancer is a deadly, but most times treatable, disease if caught early. And there are things you can do to look after your bum, eat well, choose foods high in fibre, drink 2L of water and throw in some exercise.
And a BIG shout out to my anal sphincter! You did good!
I’m pleased to report my bum bum is excellent! No polyps, no nothing! Just clean pink tissue!
So let’s rhyme!
Roses are red
Colonoscopy’s are bleak
But a clean bill of health
Means my arsehole’s on fleek!
And if you are turning 50 or you are over 50 and you’ve never had a camera up your arse, do it. Bowel Cancer is a deadly, but most times treatable, disease if caught early. And there are things you can do to look after your bum, eat well, choose foods high in fibre, drink 2L of water and throw in some exercise.
And a BIG shout out to my anal sphincter! You did good!