Trala’s Tent

[DeeBoy]

Yeah boiiiiiiii!

My wife just said “Oh I’m using that!”

 

[Trala]

My wife just said “Oh I’m using that!”

I like your wife!

Omg how’s this for naughty?!

I’m meant to be working today. Alarm went off at 0500, got up, brushed my teeth, went to start getting ready and thought “yeah nah”. Called in sick and got back into bed. Still laying here tbh.

Unplanned sickies FTW!

 

[024backwards]

Me or 024backwards?

Coz baby, I’m clean! So clean! Super clean in fact. I can’t stand mess or untidiness.

My partner often questions how a woman who is so clean can be so dirty. I think it’s genetics, coz as my very clean old nan used to say “it is important your kitchen bench is clean, coz you never know when you’re gonna get [*Deleted by Admin due to lewd and inappropriate language*]

Hey I got a funny from yesterday. So my man has a second job, and he was finishing at 6pm. I rang him at work in the morning, and was a bit cheeky on the phone discussing dessert options. I thought he sounded like awkward and was trying to end the call quick. I didn’t realise his work mates could hear me till his work mate ( who is his best mate) sent me this:-

Fucking mortified!

So obviously I’m not going to that Xmas party this year…

Lolling!

lol, i thought it was some new era jargon that I am way to f'ing old to understand. He really meant, are you tidy as in "clean"..that picture of the dude with nips through me there for a sec

 

[stinker]

Congrats on the nice harvest. What a beautiful grow and buds!

 

[Absorber]

I must not be "up" on the jargon but I'm going to go with "no"

the guy in the picture is Keith Lemon a British comedian and his catch frase is "bang tidy " so I was stirring Keith from our group no offence to Trala its just my stupid sense of humour.

 

[Porky82]

Me or 024backwards?

Coz baby, I’m clean! So clean! Super clean in fact. I can’t stand mess or untidiness.

My partner often questions how a woman who is so clean can be so dirty. I think it’s genetics, coz as my very clean old nan used to say “it is important your kitchen bench is clean, coz you never know when you’re gonna get [*Deleted by Admin due to lewd and inappropriate language*]

Hey I got a funny from yesterday. So my man has a second job, and he was finishing at 6pm. I rang him at work in the morning, and was a bit cheeky on the phone discussing dessert options. I thought he sounded like awkward and was trying to end the call quick. I didn’t realise his work mates could hear me till his work mate ( who is his best mate) sent me this:-

Fucking mortified!

So obviously I’m not going to that Xmas party this year…

Lolling!

Pussy for dessert sounds good!




Oh yeah plants look good and all that shit!!
Sorry I'm a little side tracked now!

 

[KeithLemon]

the guy in the picture is Keith Lemon a British comedian and his catch frase is "bang tidy " so I was stirring Keith from our group no offence to Trala its just my stupid sense of humour.

Just what do you mean stirring Keith from our group.

 

[Absorber]

Just what do you mean stirring Keith from our group.

Stirring- having a laugh.
While we look for the guy who owes everyone that $20

 

[KeithLemon]

Stirring- having a laugh.
While we look for the guy who owes everyone that $20

That fucking Kevin dude.

 

[NickHardy]

I just need the $20 back from him. My wife finds out she’ll beat me and kill him.

 

[Greenvein]

Not even his mum knows! Herd he's spent everyones money on the good stuff though ruined his career

 

[Trala]

lol, i thought it was some new era jargon that I am way to f'ing old to understand. He really meant, are you tidy as in "clean"..that picture of the dude with nips through me there for a sec

Don’t worry! Coz I’m a narcissist from waaaaaaaay back, I thought it was about my neatness!

Lolling!

I had no idea Keith Lemon was a thing!

 

[Trala]

Congrats on the nice harvest. What a beautiful grow and buds!

Thank you stinker

I am hoping Bubba the Nutes A Bubba Kush is at least 6 Oscar’s! She should be ready to weigh by morning. She’s sat between 61% and 63% all day.

If she does, I’m officially back baby!

I used to always yield around 6oz per plant. Till I ran out of Tega Brop *taps nose* and bought that shithouse Aussie nute!

 

[Trala]

the guy in the picture is Keith Lemon a British comedian and his catch frase is "bang tidy " so I was stirring Keith from our group no offence to Trala its just my stupid sense of humour.

Legit never heard of him!

I’m just devo I didn’t get the joke. Not the first time I’ve needed a joke explained tho lol. I’m not the brightest star in the sky…

 

[Absorber]

Don’t worry! Coz I’m a narcissist from waaaaaaaay back, I thought it was about my neatness!

Lolling!

I had no idea Keith Lemon was a thing!

It was about your neatness mentioned by Keith and me seeing "Keith Lemon" saying tidy i couldn't help myself since the other Keith lemon in picture has a catch phrase bang tidy . I know im weird

 

[Trala]

Just what do you mean stirring Keith from our group.

Keith is your name Keith Lemon related?

That fucking Kevin dude.

I’ve been waiting 6 months for my twenny!

Fuck you Kevin!

 

[Trala]

I just need the $20 back from him. My wife finds out she’ll beat me and kill him.

Me too!

 

[Trala]

Not even his mum knows! Herd he's spent everyones money on the good stuff though ruined his career

Yeah fuck all Kevin’s!

Ooops sorry Kevin Hart.

I’ll edit.

Fuck all Kevin’s. Except KH. He’s cool.

 

[Trala]

It was about your neatness mentioned by Keith and ne seeing "Keith Lemon" saying tidy i couldn't help myself since the other Keith lemon in picture has a catch phrase bang tidy . I know im weird

Omg I’m so lost!

 

[KeithLemon]

Keith is your name Keith Lemon related?


I’ve been waiting 6 months for my twenny!

Fuck you Kevin!

Keith Lemon is my real name and this guy from England is not related. He is not funny either. I am the real Keith Lemon the other guy is only 30 or 40 years old the young punk.