Trala’s Tent

Oh my God! They walk among us! Had a patient come in, noticed he was walking funny, turns out he is constipated so he stuck a fork in his arse to “move it down”. Lucky for him the pointy was out. Totes looked like his arsehole was in jail! Lolling!

Started a tsunami of arse jokes. My fave:-

What do an arsehole and a 12 volt battery have in common?
While you know you shouldn’t, at some point you’re gonna stick your tongue on it!

L O L L I N G !

THINF! Thank God it’s Nurse Friday!

Spotify Daily Mix 1 is insisting I dance into it smiling loll This song is a throwback. It’s actually one of my man and mys first ever love songs. It was our first ever bonding song, he had it on a burned CD, we sang every word to each other, equally stoked we both knew the song coz it wasn’t a hit just a little indy song. It was one of those I’ll never forget moments.


See ya this arvo for the weekly round up!

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Oh my God! They walk among us! Had a patient come in, noticed he was walking funny, turns out he is constipated so he stuck a fork in his arse to “move it down”. Lucky for him the pointy was out. Totes looked like his arsehole was in jail! Lolling!

Started a tsunami of arse jokes. My fave:-

What do an arsehole and a 12 volt battery have in common?
While you know you shouldn’t, at some point you’re gonna stick your tongue on it!

L O L L I N G !

THINF! Thank God it’s Nurse Friday!

Spotify Daily Mix 1 is insisting I dance into it smiling loll This song is a throwback. It’s actually one of my man and mys first ever love songs. It was our first ever bonding song, he had it on a burned CD, we sang every word to each other, equally stoked we both knew the song coz it wasn’t a hit just a little indy song. It was one of those I’ll never forget moments.


See ya this arvo for the weekly round up!

🤩🤩🤩
I do not know how to reply to that one.
 
Oh my God! They walk among us! Had a patient come in, noticed he was walking funny, turns out he is constipated so he stuck a fork in his arse to “move it down”. Lucky for him the pointy was out. Totes looked like his arsehole was in jail! Lolling!
Reason #3,417 why I would be a horrible caregiver. I would laugh my ass off at these people - as we should. There has to be some kind of deterrent to stupid behavior, and my vote is mockery.
 
H E L L O @420 Magazine!

OMG! I have four delicious days off, with minimal plans, and I’m fucking LIVING for it! Nurse Friday was a super good day too.

But let’s jump straight in. Another week and no fuck ups. Everyone’s green is mint, and my veg plants have embraced the warmer weather. And I have realised my grow goal! Two x 12:12 plants and one auto in each area. Sure it will be short lived, but a win is a win lolling!

Sunday Summary

This strain is simply beautiful. Her little chode like Coca-Cola’s look like they have been dipped in diamond dust. My son loves this strain, and I think Jojo is going to our yield her Mum, Pink.

🌹The Bloom Room

Jojo Bee aka TropicanNa Banana
Regular Clone
Age: 122 Days
Flip Age: 80 Days
Days in Flower: 32


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This auto is a little ripper! She’s got the best auto canopy I’ve ever grown, and she has a good selection of potential bud sites too. I know she won’t win any Auto of the Month comps, but for me she’s good.

Winter Bee aka Do Si Dos Auto
Barney’s seed from Sponsors @Barney's Farm
Age: 36 Days
Days in Flower: 8


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I’m flippin’ baby! Hopefully it’s the right time. And I legit sing this to every plant on flip day lolling!

Flippity Do Dah; Flippity Aye
My oh my you gonna flower for me
Plenty of sunshine comin’ your way
Flippity Do Dah; Flippity Aye 🎵


Francesca Bee aka Biscotti Mintz
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 49 Days
Flip Age: 49 Days


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My Big Girls 🩷🩷🩷

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🌱The Veg Tent

Liberty has had an uppot and will probably be flipped in a fortnight. I did some training and I ruined her quadline. She’s healthy tho and is happy to spread out.

Liberty Bee aka White Widow
Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Age: 54 Days


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Boring plant toddler being a toddler. There is lots of new growth points. I’m sure she will be singing soon.

Tiger Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Regular Clone
Age: 11 Days


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Even more boring plant newborn being a newborn lol

Lilly Bee aka Limited Edition Northern Lights X Big Bud Auto
SeedsMan Seed from Sponsors @SeedsMan Seeds
Age: 3 Days

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My Little Girls 💚💚💚

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I really hope your Sunday is/was the best depending on where you’re sat reading my skullfuckery. I’m actually super excited. My son is picking me up at 1730 and I’m having dinner with him and his boys at his place. First time as a single dad. I think he and I are gonna get a bit lit. I’m really looking forward to it too. Talk in the morning. Xo
 
Oh my God! They walk among us! Had a patient come in, noticed he was walking funny, turns out he is constipated so he stuck a fork in his arse to “move it down”. Lucky for him the pointy was out. Totes looked like his arsehole was in jail! Lolling!

Started a tsunami of arse jokes. My fave:-

What do an arsehole and a 12 volt battery have in common?
While you know you shouldn’t, at some point you’re gonna stick your tongue on it!

L O L L I N G !

THINF! Thank God it’s Nurse Friday!

Spotify Daily Mix 1 is insisting I dance into it smiling loll This song is a throwback. It’s actually one of my man and mys first ever love songs. It was our first ever bonding song, he had it on a burned CD, we sang every word to each other, equally stoked we both knew the song coz it wasn’t a hit just a little indy song. It was one of those I’ll never forget moments.


See ya this arvo for the weekly round up!

🤩🤩🤩
this song gave me flashbacks of playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2...
 
Chode like ..... Bruh I'm laughing hard
Stick with me kid, I’m classy as fuck.

L O L L I N G !

this song gave me flashbacks of playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2...
My son loved that game.

See Tra's gorgeous garden, ✔️

Have a nice listen, ✔️ Fell down some!

Well wishes to you for the dinner with son, ✔️

Skull fucked sufficiently, ✔️

:green_heart::high-five:
It was so nice. Just me, him and his boys. My man picked me up after his shift, tbh I was a giggly, love filled, pink gin scented hot mess.

My son is such a good dad. He never had a dad till my partner, and by then he was like 11 or 12, so too old for an inherited dad, my man has been his friend from day 1. They are like best friends and have a very real love for each other. He refers to him as “my dad” when he talks about him or introduces him. There is only 10 years between them. My dad was like my sons dad, but he died when my son was young. My son is a natural father. Everything you’d want a dad to be. He makes my heart sing. He is my best mistake and a constant reminder of things I did right. He saved me and to this day he is the only person to ever love me without conditions.
 
✨⭐️Good morning Peepstars ⭐✨

I managed to keep my grandchildren alive yesterday, despite both having constant death wishes. Lolling!

My sk8ter boyzzzzz 🖤🖤

But back to growing, Omg I hope I don’t fuck this up! I’m thinking I need to plant another seed to perpetulate. I’m 64% sure my White Widow is looking like she could flip in around two weeks. So I need the next one ready. It shouldn’t effect Bloom Room room coz I can move my auto into the Veg Tent.

I’m so lucky, I have a real selection to choose from. It took zero thought to choose a Mimosa tho. I think I’ve planted a Mimosa every spring for two years lol. She is a cross and she is currently thawing and will hit dirt tomoz. Fingers crossed I can wake her.


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Just tweaked my Veg Tent. Because my grow space is so small and everyone’s growth needs are different, I’m constantly having to rejigger grow heights for even light distribution. Well, constantly is an oversell, more like often lolling.

Here’s my quadline looking nothing like a quadline. While my White Widow’s shape is all wrong, I think she’s pretty. My friend told me she was a beautiful strain. I’m glad he recommended her for my next grow and that I was able to wake her.

😊😊😊

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Just tweaked my Veg Tent. Because my grow space is so small and everyone’s growth needs are different, I’m constantly having to rejigger grow heights for even light distribution. Well, constantly is an oversell, more like often lolling.

Here’s my quadline looking nothing like a quadline. While my White Widow’s shape is all wrong, I think she’s pretty. My friend told me she was a beautiful strain. I’m glad he recommended her for my next grow and that I was able to wake her.

😊😊😊

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All "quadlines" look different, all plants grow different. This is a beautiful specimen of quality training.

Very happy plant.
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Just tweaked my Veg Tent. Because my grow space is so small and everyone’s growth needs are different, I’m constantly having to rejigger grow heights for even light distribution. Well, constantly is an oversell, more like often lolling.

Here’s my quadline looking nothing like a quadline. While my White Widow’s shape is all wrong, I think she’s pretty. My friend told me she was a beautiful strain. I’m glad he recommended her for my next grow and that I was able to wake her.

😊😊😊

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She is beautiful.
 
All "quadlines" look different, all plants grow different. This is a beautiful specimen of quality training.

Very happy plant.
:passitleft:
Big smiling!

Thanks P 🙂

That was really nice of you to say.
 
Just tweaked my Veg Tent. Because my grow space is so small and everyone’s growth needs are different, I’m constantly having to rejigger grow heights for even light distribution. Well, constantly is an oversell, more like often lolling.

Here’s my quadline looking nothing like a quadline. While my White Widow’s shape is all wrong, I think she’s pretty. My friend told me she was a beautiful strain. I’m glad he recommended her for my next grow and that I was able to wake her.

😊😊😊

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Plants are looking very happy
:goodjob:

:passitleft:
 
Just tweaked my Veg Tent. Because my grow space is so small and everyone’s growth needs are different, I’m constantly having to rejigger grow heights for even light distribution. Well, constantly is an oversell, more like often lolling.

Here’s my quadline looking nothing like a quadline. While my White Widow’s shape is all wrong, I think she’s pretty. My friend told me she was a beautiful strain. I’m glad he recommended her for my next grow and that I was able to wake her.

😊😊😊

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Maybe a bit prejudiced since this is one of my kids but she is about as pretty as can be. That’s a girl that’s setting up to do beautiful things.
 
She is beautiful.
Thank you. I really love her.

Plants are looking very happy
They really are. I’m expecting fuck ups any time now lolling!

Maybe a bit prejudiced since this is one of my kids but she is about as pretty as can be. That’s a girl that’s setting up to do beautiful things.
One of my seed daddy’s!

I still don’t know how I got so lucky, I really don’t. But I’m so grateful for every seed I have and I do my best to wake them and make them sing. I don’t take you for granted. I really don’t.

And yeah boiiiiii! She is just lovely! I’ll defs be cloning her.

i just like the name of Mimosa x Orange Punch for some reason. I have 3 on the go at the moment, one in veg still and two 10 days post flip - its a breeze to grow so far! All the rest looking lovely!
I’m all about a Mimosa. I just love the strain. It is a sentimental favourite of mine. I gave Joe my last beloved Mimosa EVO strain, literally hurt my heart to part with it. I hope he can make her sing.
 
i just like the name of Mimosa x Orange Punch for some reason. I have 3 on the go at the moment, one in veg still and two 10 days post flip - its a breeze to grow so far! All the rest looking lovely!
One of the best tasting strains I've ever had. Like oranges and skunk, then curing into a complex flavor of spices and citrus... spectacular.
 
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