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Clint while there’s a lot I don’t know, I can tell you with 100% certainty, I am not your father.I never knew who my dad was.
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Clint while there’s a lot I don’t know, I can tell you with 100% certainty, I am not your father.I never knew who my dad was.
Evel Knievel your not.Hey I got a bit of a funny, on the weekend I illegally park in a parking lot with loose bitumen. My first choice illegal parking lot brought in scanners, so it’s my second choice. Anyhoo every time I park there, as I drive to the bottom to do a u-ey, I give my accelerator a spurt and do a little burnout. I feel like a supercar driver. Always gives me a little internal yeahhhh boiiiiii!
Anyhoo yesterday I over spurted, nek minnut I lost the arse of my car which resulted in doing a bit of a fishtale! Something I have zero business doing! Seriously nearly crashed! I think my burnout days might officially be over
Hope you have the best Sunday. I’ll see you after work for my Sunday blurb.
New nickname "pockets"Hello you!
No but omg I do have a funny pee story from Friday night. So I indulged in a few cocktails, just giggly not messy, and I went to the loo and accidentally peed on the tie of my favourite black jacket as it fell in the toilet.
I’m not a complete animal, so I washed the tie part of my jacket and was drying it under the hand dryer, fellow chickadee comes to wash her hands and side eyes me
Me: omg just peed on my tie and I’m trying to dry it
Her: is that Basque?
Me: yeah it’s my favourite jacket. The only thing that would make it perfect are pockets.
Her: I have that jacket. It has pockets
Me: mine doesn’t. It just has these pretend (I’m always too scared to say faux out loud lol) pockets
Her: you just have to unpick it. They sew them so the jacket falls better when trying it on. Look.
Me: oh. my. fucking. god!
Both of us: Big grinning then shared one of those we’ve both drank too many cocktails toilet hugs!
Lolling!
So there you have it. I have legit had that jacket 5 years, and was Friday Night Years Old when I found it had pockets!
Oh and she’s on my prolly gave me covid list!
I’ve been called worseNew nickname "pockets"
BIG SMILING!Woo hoo. Gidday sis. Got my pressure today. You have been so nice to me. Have bout 5week to go in big tent so thinking will drop beans in a week in little tent should work out ok. Will start a journal soon so every one can see. Shitty craft hanging in window. One is not sure fem? Does that mean could be a reg bean? Fun times ahead. Take care have fun. Thank you so much. Talk soon
Definitely a ‘is this my baby daddy?’ contender…Pressie. Fucking auto spell cunt thing
#DadJokesFTWHeard a joke today and thought of you.
What kind off s make milk?
Boos.
We are diving straight into spring here. No freezing ekka westerlies either.Loving your Spring Time Vibe T, could do without the contrast was -2C overnight last night.......No ugly toes out though either, so glass half full.
He is such a funny kid. Reminds me so much of his father. He loves making people laugh. He can’t even speak English yet so his humour is mime. He is a such good value!Love you are out there making memories with the young ones, who knows, he might even grow up to be the gardener his G is.
Those girls look great Tra, you are definitely in your groove. And thank you for being a fucking cool growmie to me and plenty of others around you. Even for a QLDr you go alright.
It’s been a long road back.Happy Spring weather Tra! The Bees look at home again finally!
Any supermarkets near you using those stupid paper shopping bags instead of plastic, they aren't wax lined.First, how’s this for a rookie error! I bought paper bags from eBay and my almost dried Biscotti Mintz got transferred into them on Tuesday. Turns out they are wax lined inside, so my bud is back to fucking moist! Then I couldn’t find paper bags to buy. Went in to Hungry Jacks which is the Australian version of Burger King and yeah boiiiiiiii! Best part FREE! Worst part back to the drawing board with Ester which means minimal fridge room in what was meant to be an empty fridge today.