Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Good morning!

First good news!

Annoying news is here.

I’m again happy with my Tropicanna Banana, I staked and worked on her CarCanopy yesterday. She got the memo

My Bloom Room feelzzzzZ

I’ve got my youngest grandson with me today, no doubt he will run me ragged lol!

We’re going to have a picnic if it clears up a bit.

From my rainy Queensland skies to yours

 

[Trala]

Got a bit of a funny. Remember I got munted a few weeks ago? Out clubbing like no nana should? My man was the dessy Dave.

Well I had my car serviced on Monday.

Tales of a Drunk Douche.

Lolling!

 

[Nine Toed Hippie]

Good morning!

First good news!

Annoying news is here.

I’m again happy with my Tropicanna Banana, I staked and worked on her CarCanopy yesterday. She got the memo

My Bloom Room feelzzzzZ

I’ve got my youngest grandson with me today, no doubt he will run me ragged lol!

We’re going to have a picnic if it clears up a bit.

From my rainy Queensland skies to yours

Awesome pics Miss T! Your hive is doing fantastic! Glad you found your lashes!

NTH

 

[Trala]

Awesome pics Miss T! Your hive is doing fantastic!

Omg hello!

Where the fuck have you been?

Do you know, every time I weed Tetris with my bricks, I think of you!

Glad you found your lashes!

NTH

And me too!

I’m notorious for it! Once I found them on my tv screen.

Drunk me is such a douche.

 

[Trala]

Guys I have the most xtra bee story from yesterday, but I need photographic props. You legit couldn’t make this shit up!

 

[Trala]

Okay, I got a totes xTra story I want to share with you.

For those who can’t deal with my walls of words, I don’t blame you and I’ve got a short version for you, and a long version for the 3 people who actually take the time and listen to the bollocks I bang on with.

Short Version: I found a dead bee.

Long Version: Oh. My. Fucking. God!

First I want to start by saying I am the most unCosmic, zen, “Magic Happens”, ask the universe type person.. unless it suits my agenda.

So yesterday I paid 15 cents for a print coz I’m all about not doing another Banksy. It says “into the garden I go, to lose my mind and find my soul”, and I bought a frame for $1 from Vinnies. I was feeling all unwasteful and faux zen, thinking that’s going straight to the Bloom Room. While mentally congratulating how mindful, zen and magic happensy I am.

So I squeeze the pic in the frame and look at where I will hang the pic.

I move this:-

And see this:-

It’s a bee who has embarked on the long sleep. The sleep we never wake from.

My mind swirling with questions!

How did it get there?
What are the chances of a bee being behind my bee rock?
It’s winter and I have no flowers?
Omg a sleeping beeeeeeee!

So now I’m fully channeling my inner zen magic happens ask the universe flower child persona.

I must honour the bee.

I MUST HONOUR THE BEE!

So I ask the universe, and the universe reminds me I’m an avid crafter, go to my craft box, there I will find my answer, and the universe and I decide to embalm my bee in resin. Because in death there is beauty. Beauty in the bee. Bee beautiful! Bee zen! Bee mindful! Bee! Bee! Beeeeeeee!

So I rack it up, and oh my fucking god! Let the trama begin. I push the bee into the glass coffin, pour the resin, my bee keeps floating to the top, legs up, like in full dead mode. Not sleeping beauty. Dead as a door nail. I panic, so I get a Carhook and accidentally spear it’s guts, so now it’s kinda almost in two pieces. We continue this dance for half an hour, I push her down, she spins onto her back and floats up. The horror coming in waves. At one point I nearly knock her head off. I have to use a Carhook to keep her down, so I feel like I’m drowning my dead bee in resin.

Then finally the resin thickens enough to hold her, upright.

With the ordeal finally over I’m just left to wonder what the actual fuck is wrong with me?

But as my nan used to say “alls well that ends with a bee in a tiny glass coffin covered in resin with tiny little plastic flowers”

For those of you thinking about pouring resin on a dead bee, just don’t.

Oh and this is the 15cent picture sitting proud in her new spot that started the roller coaster of skull fuckery, trama, and horror!

 

[Melville Hobbes]

Okay, I got a totes xTra story I want to share with you.

For those who can’t deal with my walls of words, I don’t blame you and I’ve got a short version for you, and a long version for the 3 people who actually take the time and listen to the bollocks I bang on with.

Short Version: I found a dead bee.

Long Version: Oh. My. Fucking. God!

First I want to start by saying I am the most unCosmic, zen, “Magic Happens”, ask the universe type person.. unless it suits my agenda.

So yesterday I paid 15 cents for a print coz I’m all about not doing another Banksy. It says “into the garden I go, to lose my mind and find my soul”, and I bought a frame for $1 from Vinnies. I was feeling all unwasteful and faux zen, thinking that’s going straight to the Bloom Room. While mentally congratulating how mindful, zen and magic happensy I am.

So I squeeze the pic in the frame and look at where I will hang the pic.

I move this:-

And see this:-

It’s a bee who has embarked on the long sleep. The sleep we never wake from.

My mind swirling with questions!

How did it get there?
What are the chances of a bee being behind my bee rock?
It’s winter and I have no flowers?
Omg a sleeping beeeeeeee!

So now I’m fully channeling my inner zen magic happens ask the universe flower child persona.

I must honour the bee.

I MUST HONOUR THE BEE!

So I ask the universe, and the universe reminds me I’m an avid crafter, go to my craft box, there I will find my answer, and the universe and I decide to embalm my bee in resin. Because in death there is beauty. Beauty in the bee. Bee beautiful! Bee zen! Bee mindful! Bee! Bee! Beeeeeeee!

So I rack it up, and oh my fucking god! Let the trama begin. I push the bee into the glass coffin, pour the resin, my bee keeps floating to the top, legs up, like in full dead mode. Not sleeping beauty. Dead as a door nail. I panic, so I get a Carhook and accidentally spear it’s guts, so now it’s kinda almost in two pieces. We continue this dance for half an hour, I push her down, she spins onto her back and floats up. The horror coming in waves. At one point I nearly knock her head off. I have to use a Carhook to keep her down, so I feel like I’m drowning my dead bee in resin.

Then finally the resin thickens enough to hold her, upright.

With the ordeal finally over I’m just left to wonder what the actual fuck is wrong with me?

But as my nan used to say “alls well that ends with a bee in a tiny glass coffin covered in resin with tiny little plastic flowers”

For those of you thinking about pouring resin on a dead bee, just don’t.

Oh and this is the 15cent picture sitting proud in her new spot that started the roller coaster of skull fuckery, trama, and horror!

I can honestly say I have never considered pouring resin on a dead bee, but now every time I see one I'll remember this story.

 

[StoneOtter]

HAve a look at any plant in your garden and tell me how many perfect 6 leafed fans you see! They're like hens teeth!

Good morning!

First good news!

Annoying news is here.

I’m again happy with my Tropicanna Banana, I staked and worked on her CarCanopy yesterday. She got the memo

My Bloom Room feelzzzzZ

I’ve got my youngest grandson with me today, no doubt he will run me ragged lol!

We’re going to have a picnic if it clears up a bit.

From my rainy Queensland skies to yours

Jojo is so beautiful Tra! What a sweetie! Green on black!

I want to pour resin on everything now! Cool Bee!

 

[Trala]

I can honestly say I have never considered pouring resin on a dead bee, but now every time I see one I'll remember this story.

^^^^^ Things you never think you’ll say out loud LOLLING!

OMG I’ve got the giggles, not even joking.

What can I say? I’m a lot… a real lot!

L O L L I N G !

HAve a look at any plant in your garden and tell me how many perfect 6 leafed fans you see! They're like hens teeth!

Jojo is so beautiful Tra! What a sweetie! Green on black!

I want to pour resin on everything now! Cool Bee!

Thank you!

I’m such a Fucktard. Lol!

 

[Trala]

So because I’m all about less being more, ive added more clutter to my Bloom Room. I’ve also added more resin and glitter to both my dead bee and my seed husk from the Tropicanna Banana I grew with stinker lol.

But I’m not gonna lie. I fucking love that clutter! It’s my happy place, it really is.

Oh and I’ve legit been making Carhooks for over two years.

Does practice make perfect no one asked?

Short answer:- No.

L O L L I N G !

 

[GratefulBud]

For those of you thinking about pouring resin on a dead bee, just don’t.

Noted.
*puts bottle of Elmer's glue away*

What can I say? I’m a lot… a real lot!

Heh.

I’m such a Fucktard. Lol!

Not even.
You grow awesome weed.
You help people heal.
You put more smiles on faces than [*Deleted by Admin due to lewd and inappropriate language*]

 

[Absorber]

Okay, I got a totes xTra story I want to share with you.

For those who can’t deal with my walls of words, I don’t blame you and I’ve got a short version for you, and a long version for the 3 people who actually take the time and listen to the bollocks I bang on with.

Short Version: I found a dead bee.

Long Version: Oh. My. Fucking. God!

First I want to start by saying I am the most unCosmic, zen, “Magic Happens”, ask the universe type person.. unless it suits my agenda.

So yesterday I paid 15 cents for a print coz I’m all about not doing another Banksy. It says “into the garden I go, to lose my mind and find my soul”, and I bought a frame for $1 from Vinnies. I was feeling all unwasteful and faux zen, thinking that’s going straight to the Bloom Room. While mentally congratulating how mindful, zen and magic happensy I am.

So I squeeze the pic in the frame and look at where I will hang the pic.

I move this:-

And see this:-

It’s a bee who has embarked on the long sleep. The sleep we never wake from.

My mind swirling with questions!

How did it get there?
What are the chances of a bee being behind my bee rock?
It’s winter and I have no flowers?
Omg a sleeping beeeeeeee!

So now I’m fully channeling my inner zen magic happens ask the universe flower child persona.

I must honour the bee.

I MUST HONOUR THE BEE!

So I ask the universe, and the universe reminds me I’m an avid crafter, go to my craft box, there I will find my answer, and the universe and I decide to embalm my bee in resin. Because in death there is beauty. Beauty in the bee. Bee beautiful! Bee zen! Bee mindful! Bee! Bee! Beeeeeeee!

So I rack it up, and oh my fucking god! Let the trama begin. I push the bee into the glass coffin, pour the resin, my bee keeps floating to the top, legs up, like in full dead mode. Not sleeping beauty. Dead as a door nail. I panic, so I get a Carhook and accidentally spear it’s guts, so now it’s kinda almost in two pieces. We continue this dance for half an hour, I push her down, she spins onto her back and floats up. The horror coming in waves. At one point I nearly knock her head off. I have to use a Carhook to keep her down, so I feel like I’m drowning my dead bee in resin.

Then finally the resin thickens enough to hold her, upright.

With the ordeal finally over I’m just left to wonder what the actual fuck is wrong with me?

But as my nan used to say “alls well that ends with a bee in a tiny glass coffin covered in resin with tiny little plastic flowers”

For those of you thinking about pouring resin on a dead bee, just don’t.

Oh and this is the 15cent picture sitting proud in her new spot that started the roller coaster of skull fuckery, trama, and horror!

Sorry for your loss would you have been able to do two resin pours ? Do first bit let him float then once partially dry pour second lot of resin.

 

[Lerugged]

Can see you have Bee'n busy. Next time pour half and pop the bee on top once it thickens and then when in place pour the rest. I mean, if you have time for that.
Just saying.
Lovely plants by the way.

 

[StoneOtter]

HAve a look at any plant in your garden and tell me how many perfect 6 leafed fans you see! They're like hens teeth!

Good morning!

First good news!

Annoying news is here.

I’m again happy with my Tropicanna Banana, I staked and worked on her CarCanopy yesterday. She got the memo

My Bloom Room feelzzzzZ

I’ve got my youngest grandson with me today, no doubt he will run me ragged lol!

We’re going to have a picnic if it clears up a bit.

From my rainy Queensland skies to yours

Jojo is so beautiful Tra! What a sweetie! Green on black!

I want to pour resin on everything now! Cool Bee!

^^^^^ Things you never think you’ll say out loud LOLLING!

OMG I’ve got the giggles, not even joking.

What can I say? I’m a lot… a real lot!

L O L L I N G !


Thank you!

I’m such a Fucktard. Lol!

I mentioned it because it's so rare and cool! You have it on your wall like a teaching tool! So take that fucktard back and make it accidental oddity historian please! If a leaf ain't odd numbered it's queer.

 

[Trala]

Noted.
*puts bottle of Elmer's glue away*

Heh.

Not even.
You grow awesome weed.
You help people heal.
You put more smiles on faces than [*Deleted by Admin due to lewd and inappropriate language*]

Big smiling!

I’ve seriously have found the best gaggle of online stoners everrrrrrrrrr!

 

[Trala]

Sorry for your loss would you have been able to do two resin pours ? Do first bit let him float then once partially dry pour second lot of resin.

Can see you have Bee'n busy. Next time pour half and pop the bee on top once it thickens and then when in place pour the rest. I mean, if you have time for that.
Just saying.
Lovely plants by the way.

Oh. My. Fucking. God!

I didn’t even think of it!

Thank you so much I’m gonna look for dead insects to test it out lol

If I ever join a dating site I have my bio sorted:-

I’m Tra, my hobbies include finding dead insects and pouring resin on them and keeping their dead bodies in my Insect Mausoleum. Sometimes I add glitter just to make that corpse sparkle.

Lolling!

 

[Trala]

I mentioned it because it's so rare and cool! You have it on your wall like a teaching tool! So take that fucktard back and make it accidental oddity historian please! If a leaf ain't odd numbered it's queer.

I’m saying it again!

Best cheer squad of online stoners everrrrrrrr!!!

Xo

 

[Trala]

Kk now we have the good feels out of the way, I’m vibing full negative Nelly atm. My perpetualness is once again going to shit.

Bloom Room:
Veg Tent:

So because I’m a Fucktard, I decided based on two semi ok auto grows the secret to a good auto is cutting the bud sites to promote veg and delay flower. My Runtz auto has given it yeah nah and become a eunuch. No sex organs where there used to be sex organs. My veg plants are vegging slower than a fridge falling up a fucking hill! And I’ve got a do si dos seed that REFUSES to sprout.

I can just feel once my flowers go to harvest, I’m not going to have anything to fill the Bloom Room with. In desperation cloned the TB yesterday, just in hope I’ll have something.

So annoying!

And to make this day more annoying, I’m back at work today too!

When in doubt dance!

Lol

Have a good one

 

[DeeBoy]

Kk now we have the good feels out of the way, I’m vibing full negative Nelly atm. My perpetualness is once again going to shit.

Bloom Room:
Veg Tent:

So because I’m a Fucktard, I decided based on two semi ok auto grows the secret to a good auto is cutting the bud sites to promote veg and delay flower. My Runtz auto has given it yeah nah and become a eunuch. No sex organs where there used to be sex organs. My veg plants are vegging slower than a fridge falling up a fucking hill! And I’ve got a do si dos seed that REFUSES to sprout.

I can just feel once my flowers go to harvest, I’m not going to have anything to fill the Bloom Room with. In desperation cloned the TB yesterday, just in hope I’ll have something.

So annoying!

And to make this day more annoying, I’m back at work today too!

When in doubt dance!

Lol

Have a good one

I’m still rooting for that Dos Si Dos!

 

[Absorber]

Oh. My. Fucking. God!

I didn’t even think of it!

Thank you so much I’m gonna look for dead insects to test it out lol

If I ever join a dating site I have my bio sorted:-

I’m Tra, my hobbies include finding dead insects and pouring resin on them and keeping their dead bodies in my Insect Mausoleum. Sometimes I add glitter just to make that corpse sparkle.

Lolling!

You're welcome