Trala’s Tent

So had the best time away. But I did miss you guys.

Took a pic for you. Big City sunset to die for.

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And I was lucky enough to see a Banksy Exhibit. I hope it changes me. I feel like it has today, and I don’t want to forget when I live my tomorrows. I want to try and live the change I’m desperate to see.
I glad you enjoyed yourself. Nice looking city,
 
Omg! Week 2 of my holidays and I have some really fucking shitty news. I have woken bleurgh. Just feeling off. Not dying, just not running on all cylinders. Did a test. Isolation for 5 Days :(

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I’m determined to find a silver lining. Sure it’s a positive, but it could be worse. I mean being positively pregnant would be so. much. worse. Bet it was from too many people sharing a couple of joints in the bacteria ridden spa on Friday night. As my nan used to say. It’s all hot and bubbly till someone sneezes.

On the upside I’ve spent the day sorting and cleaning my Bloom Room.

Quick funny demonstrating my Stage 5 Cringe oxymoronology:-

Me: YEAH BANKSY! I’M FEELIN YA! DOWN WITH CAPITALISM! FUCK THE SYSYEM!
Also Me: I’m going to frame the Banksy TShirts which were sprayed by me with natural vegan spraypaint, that I got “free” for paying extra for Premium Banksy Tickets. Which also the allowed me to jump the queue and go through the gallery first. No lining up for this antidisestablishmentarianism toting customer.

I’m such a fucking douche.

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The irony and ridiculousness is not lost on me. I was going to throw them out so I wasn’t reminded of being such a wasteful entitled Fucktard. I mean I could have actually donated that money to Ukraine or Syria or an Australian charity. Actually done something with it. I’m so mad at me. I have kept them because I want them to remind me just coz I can, doesn’t mean I should. And I framed them to look pretty, coz life lessons don’t have to look butt fucking ugly dammit! Lollling! I’m rethinking so much today. Like so so much. How I can make changes to make positive change? Solar panels, hybrid car, never buy meat, fruit, veg from a big supermarket again, don’t toke on a joint that is passed by a sneezer? Like my head is drowning in it lol! Two things I’m doing tho. Or going to try to do.

1. Not buying one piece of clothing or another unneeded household item for 365 days
2. If Banksy Bee yields, donate the whole lot and for every 28g/oz donate $350. Which is what an ounce goes for here.

Welcome to my tweaked Bloom Room! I have cleaned and updated my board. @farside05 your nute directions are now immortalised in chalk!

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Both areas continue to be over quota. Hopefully I’ll be on perpetual track in the next 60 days. That’s my goal anyway.

Veg Tent - featuring a flower girl, a drongo, a seedstar and two veg clones.

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Bloom Room - featuring two full flower girls, one semi flower girl and two no signs of flowering girls.

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What should we call it?

Doing a Banksy?

The question Im left with is, whenever this comes along, is how much is enough?

Im glad you've been inspired by art to do an internal and external examination. True art reaches us and inspires the being within us to reach out for better.

But also, fuck giving up bacon.

Strangely enough I was chatting with my old man Saturday evening pondering lifes mysteries, getting his thoughts about all the intangibles and the state of the world.

Drove home that night head full of shooting stars and philosophical thoughts.

Not that you asked but heres where we arrived at. The World might be unjust, and we arent promised a tomorrow, but theres pretty much never been a better time to be part of humanity than right now. Its nice to know the rotations we've had around the Sun have pretty much never been better in recorded history.

Just thankful and humble enough to accept that fortune and try my best not to be a cunt. Theres always room for one less cunt haha.

And your grow looks great!
 
So had the best time away. But I did miss you guys.

Took a pic for you. Big City sunset to die for.

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And I was lucky enough to see a Banksy Exhibit. I hope it changes me. I feel like it has today, and I don’t want to forget when I live my tomorrows. I want to try and live the change I’m desperate to see.
You are the change!
Aww! feel better dear! Will you use a Paxlovid type med ?
 
Ugh, hope you feel better soon Trala. All your bees are looking fantastic!
 
Good morning Deeve :)
What should we call it?

Doing a Banksy?
I like it :)

In fact I really like it. And when I say I like it, I fucking LOVE it!

Me: Right, c’mon, let’s do a Banksy
Me: *starts picking up rubbish on the shoreline and putting it in the bin* (something my son and I have always done lol)
The question Im left with is, whenever this comes along, is how much is enough?
I think the answer is simple. When your heart doesn’t register injustice. When you don’t feel like you have to do something. It’s like a Duty of Care. It’s only a duty if you register a problem. If you care. For example, if you are driving along the highway and see a small child alone crying on the side of the road and think nothing, turn up your tunes and drive on. But if you look at that child and feel concern, you now have a duty of care to do something.
Im glad you've been inspired by art to do an internal and external examination. True art reaches us and inspires the being within us to reach out for better.
I did not know that. In fact I was Saturday years old. I have never in my whole life had art move me like that. Like ever. Like I am by no means an art expert. I don’t even understand it for the most part. Lolling!
But also, fuck giving up bacon.
I never said I was giving up bacon lol. More trying to buy ethically, not greedily. Asking the local butcher where his meat comes from and knowing not just thinking my porterhouse steak is made in a beautiful porterhouse shop, where the porterhouse smiles and is grateful to be on your plate.
Strangely enough I was chatting with my old man Saturday evening pondering lifes mysteries, getting his thoughts about all the intangibles and the state of the world.

Drove home that night head full of shooting stars and philosophical thoughts.
I love you have a dad you can talk to about things like this :) And that perfectly describes how I felt. Shooting stars and philosophical thoughts were internally colliding. Waking me. It’s so strange. Maybe it’s the early signs of dementia lolling.
Not that you asked but heres where we arrived at. The World might be unjust, and we arent promised a tomorrow, but theres pretty much never been a better time to be part of humanity than right now. Its nice to know the rotations we've had around the Sun have pretty much never been better in recorded history.
I really appreciate your thoughts, and I agree that for an Australian there has never been a better time to be a part of humanity. We have wealth, we have for the most part just laws and support.

We are not the world. Doing a Banksy made me realise that.

I am a spoilt wasteful have, in a world where there are zillions of have nots. I now have a duty of care to respect my wealth. Turn off the light, support a charity, buy ethically, stop with the fucking waste.
Just thankful and humble enough to accept that fortune and try my best not to be a cunt. Theres always room for one less cunt haha.
That’s the word. That’s what it’s done. Like humbled my heart. I really want to try and do better. Be better. Because here’s the thing life has taught me, when you give, I don’t mean shit you don’t want, or can easily part with, I mean give things you want, things you love, it helps validate my heart that I’m a good cunt. The world needs less cunts and more good cunts. Well I think it does lol.

So going forward I want to be thankful, humble, accept my fortune, while sharing it where I can.
And your grow looks great!
Thanks :)

And Deeve thank you for sharing your thoughts. It’s so nice to sometimes have a real discussion.
 
You are the change!
Aww! feel better dear! Will you use a Paxlovid type med ?
Yeah nah.

I’ll let my immune system try and do it’s thang. Rest, fluids, paracetamol if I’m febrile. You only need pharmacological intervention if you have complications. Like unable to maintain healthy sats.

Hope you're feeling well improved real soon Tra!
Me too :)

I think I feel a little better. Still in bed, but I’m not as achy.

Ugh, hope you feel better soon Trala. All your bees are looking fantastic!
I’m like a dying duck in a thunderstorm when sick. I’m the least stoic person you’ll ever meet. Pray for my partner coz he’s the one who has to endure me lol.

And thanks :)
 
Got a cheeky video for you.

With love from Covid Queensland!


Queensland is turning it on! My girls by day as opposed to by night. Every day, twice a day plants get moved. The 3 mature flower girls get the faux light, the veg and newly/almost flower girls get sunlight. The sunlight girls ideally need two position changes to maximise the rays of the sun.

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And I’ve got an uppot kinda turtorial

Reasons to uppot

* because the roots need more room
* to control plant shape
* coz you fucking feel like it

In my opinion there is no real wrong reason to change pots. If you want to keep a plant small, keep the pot small, you want bigger, go bigger. It’s pretty simple. I often see posters who are roots obsessed. Shaking dirt from them to see. I am foliage obsessed. If my foliage is good, my roots are good. For me it’s the leaves that speak to me.

And a quick reminder as I get my Vit D and Vit C. Masks aren’t just for covid. If you have your hands in soil, mask up. Soil is full of bacteria that is good for plants, but is VERY BAD FOR HUMAN LUNGS.

So I have uppotted because I want to control plant height and shape on my clones and because I wanted to control height on my auto seed. I added some special stuff for root growth. I can’t be sure if it works or not. My gut tells me it’s the equivalent to magic tea sold by charlatans. But I’ve got it so I may as well use it. As you can see, it wasn’t much of a size change in pot, just enough to allow me to shape. My clones will get one more uppot and my auto seed up to 4. Not saying this is the way to grow, it’s just a way.

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And here’s my Bee Cemetery just coz I’m all about the Trama LOLLING!

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It is fucking magical stuff....dunno about charlatans, but the company is Aussie.

Ask the root guys (hydro) how good it is.

Anywho, noone will notice if you don't renew your subscription, least of all you.......because you arent a root grower!

Me, Im the guy cheering them on,

'Shark Juice!, Shark Juice!',
followed by a

' C'mon Aussie, C'mon'

They do export that stuff all over the globe.

I like your roots. But Im also happy to cheer on everything above the pot line.

Go foliage! Go foliage!

Your girls are looking great Tra, especially given you've got a full scale agricultural enterprise happening haha.

Im also not gonna call you a kook for keeping all your dead and decapitated girls, I am the alien 👽 guy after all.
 
It is fucking magical stuff....dunno about charlatans, but the company is Aussie.

Ask the root guys (hydro) how good it is.

Anywho, noone will notice if you don't renew your subscription, least of all you.......because you arent a root grower!

Me, Im the guy cheering them on,

'Shark Juice!, Shark Juice!',
followed by a

' C'mon Aussie, C'mon'

They do export that stuff all over the globe.
Oh my mistake.

If it’s Australian it must be ridgy didge.

Oh and if you got a fat mum or a fat sister, I have some Australian made Diet Tea I want to sell you.

Lolling!
I like your roots. But Im also happy to cheer on everything above the pot line.

Go foliage! Go foliage!

Your girls are looking great Tra, especially given you've got a full scale agricultural enterprise happening haha.
Waaaay. Toooo. Many!

Lolling!
Im also not gonna call you a kook for keeping all your dead and decapitated girls, I am the alien 👽 guy after all.
I’ve been called worse.

And have some respect for the dead! I am a kook. I have every carcass in there lol.
 
Congrats on 5 hundy pages of shenanigans, countless C-bombs dropped and a plethora of spankings from Teddy.… the Trala Grow Show coming to a screen near you!

wait did you pee on that stick? :laugh:

yup I was way wrong… remember when I said the answer is always buy another light??? If you keep this up ⬇️ you’re gonna need a bigger pool. It’s great to see you are still killing it over here, like really verdant

alright Ms. Dreamboat, kick that Rona to the curb. Stat




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wait did you pee on that stick? :laugh:
Hello you!

No but omg I do have a funny pee story from Friday night. So I indulged in a few cocktails, just giggly not messy, and I went to the loo and accidentally peed on the tie of my favourite black jacket as it fell in the toilet.

I’m not a complete animal, so I washed the tie part of my jacket and was drying it under the hand dryer, fellow chickadee comes to wash her hands and side eyes me

Me: omg just peed on my tie and I’m trying to dry it
Her: is that Basque?
Me: yeah it’s my favourite jacket. The only thing that would make it perfect are pockets.
Her: I have that jacket. It has pockets
Me: mine doesn’t. It just has these pretend (I’m always too scared to say faux out loud lol) pockets
Her: you just have to unpick it. They sew them so the jacket falls better when trying it on. Look.
Me: oh. my. fucking. god!
Both of us: Big grinning then shared one of those we’ve both drank too many cocktails toilet hugs!

Lolling!

So there you have it. I have legit had that jacket 5 years, and was Friday Night Years Old when I found it had pockets!

Oh and she’s on my prolly gave me covid list!
 
Tomorrow would suit me perfectly!
Look forward to it.

Tra: Im showing my Pink to 420, from the first minute its ready for pictures.

Ill show Pink with close ups, and a montage/collage at least once a week.

This Pink is beautiful, look at it shine and sparkle.

Omg my Pink has so few hairs! Look people, can you believe it?!

Okay, need everyones thought on my Pink, is she ready? Heres several closeups for your consideration.

Me: I think its ready.

Tra:


And stop ogling my Pink!

L O L L I N G !
 
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