Trala’s Tent

I’m so sorry I couldn’t wake her.

I’m fucking spewing!

You okay with the Amnesia Lemon? I’m going to start our grow Sunday.

No reason to be sorry. Relax, smoke a Fatty! It can still sprout. Let it dry a bit if can.

I am good with the Amnesia Lemon. You rock! Great job Tra... :thumb:
 
Tra, lets not start that, its a game we both end up losing.

I stumbled over one of your recent posts, improper usage, and reassuringly, I moved past it, no name calling, no calling attention to it.

De nada.
Not how I roll babe.

I’m a shit slinger from waaaaaaaay back ;)

I’ve read some of my posts, and I have no idea how you even deal. It’s like trying to decipher the da Vinci code, if that code was written my a semi literate Fucktard.
 
No reason to be sorry. Relax, smoke a Fatty! It can still sprout. Let it dry a bit if can.
Okay I will. I did exactly what I do to all of my seeds.
I am good with the Amnesia Lemon. You rock! Great job Tra... :thumb:
I’m not gonna lie. My Amnesia Lemon looks like she’s missing a very important chromosome.

Not. Even. Joking.
 
We're going to need a close pic please. You may need to become a surgeon for a moment Tra.
Fear not!

She found her missing chromosome!

🍋💛🍋💛🍋💛
 
Okay so as you guys know I’m doing a collab with Stinker. While I still hold out hope I’m gonna dazzle you with my Tropicana Banana, hope is fading fast. I’ll give her till Sunday. I had one job and that was not to dig her up, so I dug her up and there is a definite white tap root. I fucking freaked out and repotted her. This impatience has prolly caused me to really kill her, coz it’s common knowledge curiosity killed da cat. #Fucktard4Lyf.

I always have a back up plan. Tbh My back up plan initially looked like a mongo drongo, which made me think I was going to produce yet another cringe collab. Thankfully she is giving me a little smile today. She gets to spread out in the Veg Tent.

Isabella Bee aka Amnesia Lemon
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 2 days


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My girls all lined up for a nit spray and a waterboard.

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My young ones get to dance in the sun while the old girl sits home enjoying the peace.

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I’m a nightshift again tonight, fml. But on the upside I’ll get to hang out with you northern hemispherians. Have a great day/night. Xo
 
How are you even allowed around public patients!?

Tra: I love my plants and most of all I want them to sing. They are like my children.

Also Tra: I regularly snapped limbs off, poisoned my Runtz, decapitated my Mimosa, dug up my Tropicana Banana and every plant Ive ever grown is propped up in an above ground cemetery I can see from my garden
😬
 
How are you even allowed around public patients!?
Queensland m8. Anythink goes.

Tra: I love my plants and most of all I want them to sing. They are like my children.

Also Tra: I regularly snapped limbs off, poisoned my Runtz, decapitated my Mimosa, dug up my Tropicana Banana and every plant Ive ever grown is propped up in an above ground cemetery I can see from my garden
😬
L O L L I N G !
 
What happened?
Well it’s a short story.

Me to my brain: Do not under any circumstances try and dig up that seed. Okay?
My brain to me: Yeah nah. I’m digging it up.

3 seconds later, seeds on a spoon, and I’m clutching my pearls.

Me to my brain: fucking told you.
 
Omg you’re not going to believe this!

I think the Tropicana Banana is waking! She’s defs pushed up. I can just see her little head, only problem is it’s still completely covered with the seed hat thingy. I’m not going to touch her. Going for a snooze I’ll report back later.

Cross your fingers for her!

I really want that Tropicana Banana so bad. My own TB. But a funny, while at work I’m thinking I’ll have to make a new Welcome to Stinker and Trala’s journal title page, coz I’m extra as fuck lolll

I’d already fashioned the Tropicana Banana Title Page, so I was brain storming, and my brain kinda farted, then stalled and then gave me this. LOLLING!

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I want her sooooo baddddddd lol.

She doesn’t like she’s popping up right, but I’m not even going to touch her lol. I’ll be patient. Patiently patient.
 
I want her sooooo baddddddd lol.

She doesn’t like she’s popping up right, but I’m not even going to touch her lol. I’ll be patient. Patiently patient.
Excellent! :thumb:

I know how hard that is for you! ;)
 
Excellent! :thumb:

I know how hard that is for you! ;)
I love the way you reply to my missing worded post like I’m semi literate lol.
 
Omg!

I’ve had no sleep since yesterday morning and I think this fucking seed might be the breaking of me!

It’s like I’m the birth partner. Giving encouragement and pacing the hall with worry.

I’m not sure if she’ll make it, but for now can we just take a moment to appreciate the beauty and wonder of birth.

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Those new born the birth canal was waaaaay too tight feelz 🌸🌸🌸

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Seriously tho, I’m not sure what I’m doing here. I’m not a midwife. I’m just a regular nurse. And while I’m not a paediatric specialist either, there’s defs something not right with her head.

The sleep deprivation is monkeying with me coz I got da giggles baddd.
 
Seriously tho, I’m not sure what I’m doing here. I’m not a midwife. I’m just a regular nurse. And while I’m not a paediatric specialist either, there’s defs something not right with her head.
Tra, I have had a number of seedlings that've had their 'helmets' left on, and I have mortally wounded most of them when I tried to get the membrane off. In light of my errors I would suggest, mist the head, wait a few minutes, mist again, wait some more, and only then, really really gently try to free it. And because you want it to survive, if it doesn't want to come off easily then let it recover a bit and try again later. Patience is an asset with this.
 
Yea! It shows itself. Cool!
If it was me I would wait another full day. When needed I remove the membrane with a wet finger lightly rubbed on it. I keep re-wetting with a fresh drop and lightly rubbing. It softens, no it doesn't get hard. 😎 The membrane softens when wet.
My last just popped. Interestingly there were a couple of stuck membranes for me this time.
 
Patience is an asset with this.
Careful if you lift "up" on the stuck membrane- the whole sprout pulls out of the ground real easy right now, and we sure don't want that happening!
 
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