Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Looks tasty Tra. I can't wait to grow one with you guys. I hope you enjoy your Nurse's Weedend.

It’s going to be so much fun!

This species, I think that what it’s called? Or is it breed? Omg strain! This strain is amazing! Like proper. And JG invented them! Like I’m not sure how. But he made the seeds himself!

It’s started well. Sitting on my back deck. Red wine and spliff, listening to Spotify.

 

[Carmen Ray]

Sitting on my back deck. Red wine and spliff, listening to Spotify.

Paradise. Are you getting a tan? It's hot enough this summer right!

 

[Trala]

Paradise. Are you getting a tan? It's hot enough this summer right!

The sun is setting. It’s 25 degrees. The cicadas are competing with my toons and life is fucking good. I’m sitting in solitude with my thoughts, and they are in a happy zone. A really happy zone.

 

[StoneOtter]

The sun is setting. It’s 25 degrees. The cicadas are competing with my toons and life is fucking good. I’m sitting in solitude with my thoughts, and they are in a happy zone. A really happy zone.

I love that talk! Warms my heart! Only 5 months to planting time here! Is that some Jazzy there?

 

[Trala]

I love that talk! Warms my heart! Only 5 months to planting time here! Is that some Jazzy there?

Yeah nah.

She’s only just hit the jars. She still needs to cure. She’s a special occasion smoke.

 

[DeeBoy]

My two big flower girls are enjoying the Bloom Room together while my other girls dance in the rain.

Blueberry Auto Mimosa EVO Faux Light Feelzzzz

Queen Bic (and her tidied bikini line )

Girl, you ain’t gonna learn anything from me… those look perfect!

 

[DeeBoy]

Thanks for the New Year love! You guys are the absolute best! Xo

I hope it’s a fabulous year for all of us.

Even tho I haven’t really slept in two days, I have started the year with all the right habits.

Walked
Yoga
Drank 2L water
Sunday Summary update pics
Prepped a healthy dinner
Clean sheets on the bed

All that’s left is Sunday Summary, bath, face mask, wine time as I cook dinner, then bed. I’m so close and I’m fucking living for that bed lolling!

Righto! First one for 2023!

Sunday Summary

Well first news, New Year, new wine bottle. It was a beautiful drop, and if you read into it, the label has a nice message lol and a ladybug.

So on with the grow! This plant smells like magic. And photos don’t do her justice. She is just beautiful. Her glitter is sprinkled over her like sparkling jewels. She is everything. I just gotta get her in the jar without fucking her.

Bic Bee aka Mimosa EVO
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Age: 111 Days
Flip Age: 81
Days Flowering: 22

Stinkstar has stretched a bit, but still no sign of flower.

Stinky Bee aka Runtz Muffin
Barney’s Seed from sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 59 Days
Flip Age: 53 Days

Wednesday has the nuggiest little nuggets in all of Nugsville! They are as dense as a dumbarse too. She smells like she will give you a really good nights sleep… even if you just woke up lol

Wednesday Bee aka Blueberry Auto
Unique Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Age: 52 Days
Days Flowering: 23

Omg this girl really is my redemption song after fucking up Olivia. I am thinking about flipping her at Day 61. Like C Zkittles did with his plant. I think she is really shaping up. She is now in her final pot. I don’t want her getting too tall. I’ll measure her tomoz. I simply can’t be fucked doing it now. @Carcass if you see leaves I need to nip, or overall advice, hit me up Johnny.

Pee Bee aka Zkittles
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 37 Days in reveg

I topped little Mims yesterday. Omg as I left for work last night, her leaves were up and praying under that light like a Catholic at Christmas. I’m talking Totes made me big smile.

MiMi Bee aka Mimosa EVO
Ordinary Clone
Age: 23 Days

Gracie got an uppot yesterday. I always start seeds in a tray then uppot a couple of days on. Tbh I have no idea why I do this. But it’s my thang. Lol

Grace Bee aka Gorilla Squach Auto
Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Age: 5 Days

I’m super excited to have woken another seed. As you can see she’s greened up a little. I feel so lucky to have such a vast selection of seeds. I really do. Each seed means so much to me it’s mental. I feel legit devo when I can’t wake them lol.

Snow Bee aka Bubba Kush
Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Age: Today Years Old

The Familam and the Floaty Feathered Girls (who suddenly got camera shy and were placed to wish you a Happy New Year)

I can’t wait to share in your adventures for 2023!

New Year love sent to each and every one of you

Omg! Bath time which means I'm one step closer to bed

Xo

Schmick AF! T to da B!

 

[Mr. Krip]

Happy New Year, Tra!

You grow, girl!

 

[Trala]

Girl, you ain’t gonna learn anything from me… those look perfect!

Whoa back tiger!

That tiny one at the front is the auto.

Lollllll

Schmick AF! T to da B!

Big Smiling!

 

[Trala]

Happy New Year, Tra!

You grow, girl!

I am so fucking stoked to see you!

OMG, you have been so missed, and omg omg omg my last harvested plant is my most disappointing grow yet, and when you think it can’t get more cringe or embarrassing, I did a joint grow with carcass. We had a thread. I grew the exact strain. It was a zkittles. I think I’ll have my weights up today, she’s sat at 61% yesterday. It’s going to be awful.

Carcass: Final Yield: 196g/7oz

Tra: Final Yield: 19.6g/0.7oz

 

[Mr. Krip]

I am so fucking stoked to see you!

OMG, you have been so missed, and omg omg omg my last harvested plant is my most disappointing grow yet, and when you think it can’t get more cringe or embarrassing, I did a joint grow with carcass. We had a thread. I grew the exact strain. It was a zkittles. I think I’ll have my weights up today, she’s sat at 61% yesterday. It’s going to be awful.

Carcass: Final Yield: 196g/7oz

Tra: Final Yield: 19.6g/0.7oz

It's really great to see you, too!

Brother @Carcass is a helluva grower but tell him that, if it was really a joint grow, you collectively harvested about 216 g's and you're entitled to your half!

What do you think attributed to the large difference in yield?

Did you start with clones of the same plant? If you both started from seed, it's possible he just had a higher yielding phenotype, but, then again, there's no substitute for experience!

 

[Trala]

What do you think attributed to the large difference in yield?

Oh I know what directly attributed to it. User error.

Me: Stand back 420 Community! Prepare to be dazzled!
You guys: Tra your lights too high.
Me: Look I’ve got at least 16 mediocre harvests under my belt. I think I know what I’m doing…

Fast forward 3 months…​

Also Me: OMG! Why are my plants so fucking huge and my harvests so underwhelming?!
You guys: Your lights too high.

The worst part, is no one even says “told you so you fucktard”. They like make excuses and encourage I’ll do better next time. It’s sooooOooo annoying, coz I’m an absolute I told you so you fucktard kinda person.

LOLLING!

 

[Trala]

Okay The Veg Tent and The Bloom Room are totes turning it on. I’m going to remodel the veg tent today to better accomodate my veggers and clean out my Bloom Room. I have 4 in different stages of veg and 3 in different stages of flower.

As you can see, my redemption zkittles is taking up most of the room. She’s not fat, she’s big boned lol.

The Bloom Room. And OMG this Mimosa EVO is giving my life!

 

[Trala]

Omg the shame of it all… Look on the upside my son made brownies with trim butter and he said they knocked him for 6 (which is prolly and Aussie/Pommy term. Just means munted)

Final Yield: 52g/1.8oz

Olivia Bee aka Zkittles
Carcasses prize seed from Sponsors Weeds Seed Express
Age: 135 Days
Flip Age: 71
Days Flowering: 58

 

[Mr. Krip]

Oh I know what directly attributed to it. User error.

Me: Stand back 420 Community! Prepare to be dazzled!
You guys: Tra your lights too high.
Me: Look I’ve got at least 16 mediocre harvests under my belt. I think I know what I’m doing…

Fast forward 3 months…​

Also Me: OMG! Why are my plants so fucking huge and my harvests so underwhelming?!
You guys: Your lights too high.

The worst part, is no one even says “told you so you fucktard”. They like make excuses and encourage I’ll do better next time. It’s sooooOooo annoying, coz I’m an absolute I told you so you fucktard kinda person.

LOLLING!

Well, I'm sure you'll do better next time!

 

[Trala]

Well, I'm sure you'll do better next time!

This is exactly the kind of feedback I’m talking about. Always so positive lol

Omg it’s so good to have you back

 

[Carmen Ray]

knocked him for 6 (which is prolly and Aussie/Pommy term. Just means munted)

It's a cricketing metaphor I think. South Africans also use this term and it can mean munted for us too.

Your plants look fab as usual.... I must go and make coffee before the electricity goes out grrr

 

[Renaissance Man]

What did I miss?

 

[Trala]

It's a cricketing metaphor I think. South Africans also use this term and it can mean munted for us too.

Your plants look fab as usual.... I must go and make coffee before the electricity goes out grrr

Hi Carm

Yeah that’s it! Knock it for 6 baby!

Thank you. I am reevaluating my own stupidness.

Me: don’t reinvent a perfectly working wheel
Also me: Despite what the manufacturer recommends, I’m gonna move my light as far as possible from my plant and grow the biggest yielders ever known!

 

[Trala]

What did I miss?

Hello you!

Where the fuck have you been?!

Omg same old same old. Look at me everyone! My plants are awesome! Look at me everyone! I just tore an arm off/hermed/ruined the awesome!

Same shit different day bruv.

LOLLING!

So good to see you tho