Trala’s Tent

Congrats on the sprout, Trala!

You sure about that?
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Omg lolllllllllingggggggg!

Hey C Dawg :)

I’m pleased to report Gracie has greened up a bit :)
 
Gidday Trala. Merry Christmas and that shit. There that Coldplay song YELLOW. That’s her I reckon. Been giggling at you mob for while. Bout time I said hi.
Hey Clinto! The random O on the end defs makes you Strayan!

Lolllll

Welcome to the tent of debauchery where the expletives fly and reporting posts is considered a sin!

I got a funny Clint story. Well I think it’s funny. I remember when personalised number plates first came out, we were behind a car, and I looked at the number plate and it read “GO CUNT” and I’m super excited babbling to my boyfriend at the time saying “omg look at that! Go cunt! GO CUNTTTTT! My boyfriend side eyes me and says “Tra it says CLINT not CUNT”. Prolly needed glasses then tbh LOLLING!

Anyway welcome, I look forward to trading grow notes

:)

Oiiii and I gotta go with my girl Carm on the name but I tell you what. You can name my next one if you like :)
 
Hey Clinto! The random O on the end defs makes you Strayan!

Lolllll

Welcome to the tent of debauchery where the expletives fly and reporting posts is considered a sin!

I got a funny Clint story. Well I think it’s funny. I remember when personalised number plates first came out, we were behind a car, and I looked at the number plate and it read “GO CUNT” and I’m super excited babbling to my boyfriend at the time saying “omg look at that! Go cunt! GO CUNTTTTT! My boyfriend side eyes me and says “Tra it says CLINT not CUNT”. Prolly needed glasses then tbh LOLLING!

Anyway welcome, I look forward to trading grow notes

:)
Clints a mad cunt for sure!!
 
Omg and speaking of cunts.

This cunt of a plant….

My son trimmed her. 3 hours of trimming for airy shit bud. And tops she will weigh 2 oz dry.

She is easily my biggest grow failure. I’m not sure if it’s nature or nurture. But if I compare her to the monstercropped clone I took from her it’s defs nurture coz the little monster is growing like an absolute boss. The first pic is her best nug. The majority of them look like the little nug in the collage.

Even tho I fucked up, I learned heaps. Mainly about the importance of light distance. I’m going back to basics. No more giants with tiny minimal bud. I will say while she lacks in quantity and bulk, she smells like a dream. A pretty sweet floral dream.

A big thank you to the C Dawg for allowing me the opportunity to grow with him. I so so SO wanted to dazzle him with my skills, but not to be. My confidence got in the way of my ability. It’s like the night I did karaoke while on acid. I was gonna wow the crowd! I had zero doubt. I literally thought I was Elton John as I belted out Your Song. To no applause. Lolling! Thank god that was before smartphones!

Olivia Bee aka Zkittles
Carcasses prize seed from Sponsors Weeds Seed Express
Age: 135 Days
Flip Age: 71
Days Flowering: 58

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Anyhoo, as always thanks for growing with me. You guys are the best :)
 
Clints a mad cunt for sure!!
Only in Australia is being called a mad cunt the ultimate compliment.

You just know the o on the end makes him a legend!

Lollllllll
 
Yes. Thank you 🙏. I’m down sth it fuckin snow couple week ago.
Been Calle d cunt a bit. People do it in capital letters like you say. They look at it but to scared to say it. Been funny as for many years. Here’s girls. Left is brucey sisters. Back right sour diesel. Front big is one crazy gg4. And a thx bomb.

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Yes. Thank you 🙏. I’m down sth it fuckin snow couple week ago.
Been Calle d cunt a bit. People do it in capital letters like you say. They look at it but to scared to say it. Been funny as for many years. Here’s girls. Left is brucey sisters. Back right sour diesel. Front big is one crazy gg4. And a thx bomb.

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Good job!

Really good job.

Get yourself a journal up and running. I think it is a great base/drop in point. And there’s a few Aussies too. The Americans are kind of getting used to us now. When I first joined I was in trouble every day for basically being what we are lollling!

I’ve literally met people I never knew I needed. And my growing, not including that heap of shit zkittles I just posted about, has been getting better.
 
Hi Guys!

It’s a Sunday summary on a Saturday!

I’m hosting the family Christmas dinner tomorrow so I decided to nit wash and photograph today. Omg so much thought and work goes in to one fucking day! I’m baking a ham and a turkey - well not a whole turkey, just the breast, and I’m about to get organised and pre prep my prep and give myself a list of Christmas Day directions.

Sunday Saturday Summary

This old girl hurts my eyes. She’s just so tired. So wrong shaped and she reminds me that I need to listen more than I talk.

Olivia Bee aka Zkittles
Carcasses prize seed from Sponsors Weeds Seed Express
Age: 132 Days
Flip Age: 71
Days Flowering: 55


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This beautiful hunk of womanplant makes me so happy. After my last few failures I really started to doubt myself. I worked hard to get that shape on her and I think all things considered I’ve done okay. She is draped in diamond dust 🤍

Bic Bee aka Mimosa EVO
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Age: 103 Days
Flip Age: 81
Days Flowering: 14


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Stinkstars growth is good. She’s not phat on foliage. There’s been no defolling coz she needs ever leaf she can get lol! She’s following my low grow directions and I’ll flip her when I harvest Olivia.

Stinky Bee aka Runtz Muffin
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 51 Days


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Wednesday is just beautiful. She has the thickest foliage of any auto I’ve ever grown and her flowers are hairy as! She’s a nice solid little girl and she’s all about the ah la natural 70’s bush!

Wednesday Bee aka Blueberry Auto
Unique Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Age: 44 Days
Days Flowering: 15


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My redemption song is sticking to the CarCanopy script. Im shook at how different she is in structure from her mother plant, Olivia. I have great hope I can make her sing 🎶.

Pee Bee aka Zkittles
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 29 Days in reveg


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Mimi is growing slower than a wet week. She needs to step on it!

MiMi Bee aka Mimosa EVO
Ordinary Clone
Age: 15 Days

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Merry Christmas from my Bees and my Floramingo

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Happy Christmas T to da B!
 
Gidday mate. Hows shit. Just thinkin (think to fuckin much) but. Girls near pool. Chlorine in pool?
Little leaf lungs (stomatas) won’t like that cos shit evaporates quick. Dunno. Thinkin.
You a nurse? Think read that somewhere
GOD BLESS YOUR COTTON SOX🙏 You mob fuckin awesome.
 
Omg and speaking of cunts.

This cunt of a plant….

My son trimmed her. 3 hours of trimming for airy shit bud. And tops she will weigh 2 oz dry.

She is easily my biggest grow failure. I’m not sure if it’s nature or nurture. But if I compare her to the monstercropped clone I took from her it’s defs nurture coz the little monster is growing like an absolute boss. The first pic is her best nug. The majority of them look like the little nug in the collage.

Even tho I fucked up, I learned heaps. Mainly about the importance of light distance. I’m going back to basics. No more giants with tiny minimal bud. I will say while she lacks in quantity and bulk, she smells like a dream. A pretty sweet floral dream.

A big thank you to the C Dawg for allowing me the opportunity to grow with him. I so so SO wanted to dazzle him with my skills, but not to be. My confidence got in the way of my ability. It’s like the night I did karaoke while on acid. I was gonna wow the crowd! I had zero doubt. I literally thought I was Elton John as I belted out Your Song. To no applause. Lolling! Thank god that was before smartphones!

Olivia Bee aka Zkittles
Carcasses prize seed from Sponsors Weeds Seed Express
Age: 135 Days
Flip Age: 71
Days Flowering: 58

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Anyhoo, as always thanks for growing with me. You guys are the best :)
Hey T, don't beat yourself up over this. Genetics are 96% makeup, so your 4% wouldn't really be that much of a difference. If its a ugly baby, its a ugly baby
Sorry, had a high moment!
:passitleft:
 
A big thank you to the C Dawg for allowing me the opportunity to grow with him.
You're very welcome, T! :love:

Olivia may redeem herself a little when you start smokin' on her- I tried a little pre-cure Zkittles last night- very nice, long lasting high, and she already tastes great...

While it's true that Olivia was a little bit ugly... I think she'll smoke just like a PotM winner!:high-five:
 
Gidday mate. Hows shit. Just thinkin (think to fuckin much) but. Girls near pool. Chlorine in pool?
Little leaf lungs (stomatas) won’t like that cos shit evaporates quick. Dunno. Thinkin.
I’ve been doing it for 2 years and so far so good ;)

I kinda think, if every other outdoor plant does well why wouldn’t a weed?! Lol
You a nurse? Think read that somewhere
GOD BLESS YOUR COTTON SOX🙏 You mob fuckin awesome.
Omg I nearly wasn’t yesterday. I could legit have quit. There was a point in the day every single nurse on my ward was crying. Not all at once thank fuck. It was easily one of the hardest days I’ve ever worked. By the end of my shift, I had nothing left to give. I felt like a shell. A shell with aching legs lolling!
 
Hey T, don't beat yourself up over this. Genetics are 96% makeup, so your 4% wouldn't really be that much of a difference. If its a ugly baby, its a ugly baby
Sorry, had a high moment!
:passitleft:
I don’t think it’s genetics. I think something was wrong. Those dying sugar leaves. If she was human, you would swear sickness. When I pulled her carcass out of the pot to throw into my ☠️ Bee Cemetery ☠️ She immediately broke away from the main roots so she came out it two parts. Omg I don’t know if I’m explaining it well lol.

Pee will show if it was nature or nurture.

I’ll get a pic of Pee today.
 
You're very welcome, T! :love:

Olivia may redeem herself a little when you start smokin' on her- I tried a little pre-cure Zkittles last night- very nice, long lasting high, and she already tastes great...

While it's true that Olivia was a little bit ugly... I think she'll smoke just like a PotM winner!:high-five:
Hi :)

Look I don’t think she will. She’s so airy. Something was wrong C Dawg. I really felt in the last 3 weeks.
 
Okay I have a Zkittles comparison

This is the mother plant: Olivia Bee

And this is her little monster clone. The clone is actually 3 days younger than Liv in that linked pic. I’m really interested to see if it was user error, or genetic error.

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I got a bad feeling it’s user error. Lolling
 
Good morning guys :)

I have a cheeky single day off today…. Thank fuck lol.

I have a new grow with Stinker in Feb, and I have a veg spot opening up so I thought yesterday I want to see the new year in with a baby. Hopefully I can wake this one. She is a banned seed provider seed, starts with S and ends with N, from my American Fairy Seed Daddy, who is also a banned member lol. So I’m feeling like quite the renegade lol. I popped her in dirt yesterday. She is a Bubba Kush strain.

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My flower tent is just beautiful now Olivia is gone 🪦

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My Mimosa EVO is really turning it on. She is so much like Mimmy. She is the anti mite version. She smells exactly like Mimmy did. I gave her a nit wash yesterday and a bit of a bikini wax 👙

Her glitter is starting to colour up. Her scent is to die for.

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And Gracie Bee says heeeeeeeeeey :)

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