Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

I got a funny.

So today is my Friday too. My job means I don’t do Mon to Fri. Its also my last day, I’m about to embark on 3 weeks holiday.

So birthday celebration accommodations were booked 6 months ago. Just a few of us. 5 nights in a bling bling resort. At the Gold Coast. Sounds fab aye? Well it was only pointed out to me last week it’s fucking schoolies!

So I’m basically a geriatric toolie about to get on the disco bikkies and party with the kids.

Fuck. My. Life!

Lolling!

If you think I’m being tramatic, google Gold Coast Schoolies and you’ll see.

 

[Jungle Joseph]

A geriatric on the disco bikkies partying with the kids...yep, been there. I think they appreciated the entertainment. One of them even said I could be 'one of the boys' if I wasn't "older"...
Damn whippersnappers

 

[JoetheChro]

Lol hope you have a good one Tra. Do kids know big fish little fish cardboard box? Show them how it’s done

 

[Carmen Ray]

We have that here and they call it Matric Rage.... hells bells!

 

[StoneOtter]

I got a funny.

So today is my Friday too. My job means I don’t do Mon to Fri. Its also my last day, I’m about to embark on 3 weeks holiday.

So birthday celebration accommodations were booked 6 months ago. Just a few of us. 5 nights in a bling bling resort. At the Gold Coast. Sounds fab aye? Well it was only pointed out to me last week it’s fucking schoolies!

So I’m basically a geriatric toolie about to get on the disco bikkies and party with the kids.

Fuck. My. Life!

Lolling!

If you think I’m being tramatic, google Gold Coast Schoolies and you’ll see.

You put those new shoes on and sit at the bar with a cocktail and tell me when a schoolie hits on you! You know it's going to happen. Geriatric toolie my ass! You're vibrant and full of life! Show em how to live!

 

[Trala]

A geriatric on the disco bikkies partying with the kids...yep, been there. I think they appreciated the entertainment. One of them even said I could be 'one of the boys' if I wasn't "older"...
Damn whippersnappers

The dreaded “you look so good….. for your age”.
Just stab me in the heart you beautiful fresh sparkly oestrogen loaded wrinkle free stupid little cunt!

LOLLINGGGGG!

Lol hope you have a good one Tra. Do kids know big fish little fish cardboard box? Show them how it’s done

YEAH BOIIIIIIIII!

Till 9pm, then I’m straight to bed lol.

We have that here and they call it Matric Rage.... hells bells!

Ikr!

You put those new shoes on and sit at the bar with a cocktail and tell me when a schoolie hits on you! You know it's going to happen. Geriatric toolie my ass! You're vibrant and full of life! Show em how to live!

I have the best cheerleaders!

 

[Trala]

Kk struggle is real. I’m leaving my babies for 5 nights.

They have been nit washed and I’m about to water board them like I hate them.

First exciting news. My little monster Pee Bee is Day 1 of Reveg. She gonna live! Successfully revegging brings me such joy. It’s a literal do over. Slate clean. Start again. I love a good do over.

I actually impress myself sometimes. Literally built this with no building experience. I didn’t even YouTube. It came directly from the creative part of my mind!

So here’s the Veg Tent. I know ideally that Blueberry Auto needs to be uppotted, but as you can see Big Bic takes up the tent. Phat Phuck. I’m home Thursday. I might have to flip her then.

Here’s the Bloom Room.

I am going to drown them all and just hope for the best. I’ve triple checked the timer. My biggest worry will be humidity. If it stays around 50% I’m golden.

Send them thoughts and prayers Xo

 

[Trala]

It’s a wrap!

This is probably my most disappointing plant breed since my Mimosa EVO, Mimmy and Co. Both the Mimosa EVO and my Wedding Cake should have been my best plants ever, and I dropped the ball with both. On the upside, I learned a shit load.

Final numbers are under my guestimation of 3oz. Still better than a punch in the face.

Final Yield: 75.3g or 2.6oz

Elizabeth Bee aka Wedding Cake
Monstercropped Clone
Days in reVeg: 124
Flip Age: 60
Days in flower: 58

 

[Porky82]

I got a funny.

So today is my Friday too. My job means I don’t do Mon to Fri. Its also my last day, I’m about to embark on 3 weeks holiday.

So birthday celebration accommodations were booked 6 months ago. Just a few of us. 5 nights in a bling bling resort. At the Gold Coast. Sounds fab aye? Well it was only pointed out to me last week it’s fucking schoolies!

So I’m basically a geriatric toolie about to get on the disco bikkies and party with the kids.

Fuck. My. Life!

Lolling!

If you think I’m being tramatic, google Gold Coast Schoolies and you’ll see.

I'll keep an eye out for you on the news next week!!

 

[Porky82]

It’s a wrap!

This is probably my most disappointing plant breed since my Mimosa EVO, Mimmy and Co. Both the Mimosa EVO and my Wedding Cake should have been my best plants ever, and I dropped the ball with both. On the upside, I learned a shit load.

Final numbers are under my guestimation of 3oz. Still better than a punch in the face.

Final Yield: 75.3g or 2.6oz

Elizabeth Bee aka Wedding Cake
Monstercropped Clone
Days in reVeg: 124
Flip Age: 60
Days in flower: 58

Might not be much off it but it look very good quality!!

 

[Carmen Ray]

The dreaded “you look so good….. for your age”.
Just stab me in the heart you beautiful fresh sparkly oestrogen loaded wrinkle free stupid little cunt!

Bahahahahaha Infuckingdeed

 

[DV8]

Im sure will all go well. At home and on holidays.

I like the look of those clear containers, are they glass or pyrex or something else?

Another one in jars. Well done T.

As much as I love your pool pics (and I do love them) your flower room pics are probably my fav. Its like Anne Geddes and Canna got together and said ....Lets do this, in verde.

And those shadows and highlights with that full green of your flower girls is just chefs kiss mwah!

Any how, next time Ill house sit if you like. I wont lie, Id twirl them outside in a waltz like Im on Strictly, and whisper indecent things to them, but I could love them for a few days in your absence.

Your weather would be reason enough to come.

 

[StoneOtter]

YES! Another BEE in da jars! Big Cake fan here! Huge!
And Welcome back Pee Bee!

 

[DeeBoy]

Hi there

Welcome to my tent of debauchery where F bombs fly and underwear is optional lol.

Thank you! I veg like a Viking then flower like a Fucktard. Stick around and you will see

My wife said I couldn’t say fucktard, because it ends in “tard”. But fuckhead, fuckface are both perfectly acceptable in this politically correct time.

 

[Carcass]

"Fuckstick" was a favorite of mine, back in the working days... I don't think I've said it since I retired...

And speaking of not working ..Have a wonderful holiday, Trala!

 

[Trala]

Might not be much off it but it look very good quality!!

Hey Porkster

It looked okay. Not the kind of bud that’s gonna win you Nug of the Month, but it was defs ok.

Im sure will all go well. At home and on holidays.

I like the look of those clear containers, are they glass or pyrex or something else?

Another one in jars. Well done T.

As much as I love your pool pics (and I do love them) your flower room pics are probably my fav. Its like Anne Geddes and Canna got together and said ....Lets do this, in verde.

And those shadows and highlights with that full green of your flower girls is just chefs kiss mwah!

Any how, next time Ill house sit if you like. I wont lie, Id twirl them outside in a waltz like Im on Strictly, and whisper indecent things to them, but I could love them for a few days in your absence.

Your weather would be reason enough to come.

Omg a funny, we’re backing out, car packed.

Me: Stop! I need to uppot Stinker. I’ll be 5 seconds.
Him: What. The. Fuck. Woman!

I literally race uppotted Stinker my Runtz Muffin, simply coz she looked too tall for the pot. I buried her first nodes. I am worried about two things.

1. I uppotted Stinky in premium grade nursery soil and it’s too rich for her

And

2. My flowers have rotted. I watered them to the point of saturation, my Shiskaberry’s leaves were a drooping sad mess, the wet soil coupled with high temps will bring higher humidity.

Nothing I can do about it till Thursday anyway.

YES! Another BEE in da jars! Big Cake fan here! Huge!
And Welcome back Pee Bee!

Yeah boiiiiiiiii!

Omg Mr O we hav3 been enjoying my ‘erb, maybe a little too much.

My wife said I couldn’t say fucktard, because it ends in “tard”. But fuckhead, fuckface are both perfectly acceptable in this politically correct time.

Yo yo D to da B!

It’s just a swear word to me, like any swear word it’s just a collection of letters that make a sledge or conversational enhancement. Like when you call someone a fuckhead, you’re not basing it on intercourse and their face. Coz let’s face it. That one is a good thing. Facial intercourse is in my Top 3 of all intercourses. You are saying it as a sledge.

While I can be supersonically politically incorrect I don’t deliberately try and offend people, so make sure you hide your log in from ya wife lolllll!

Tbh there’s not many words I don’t say. I try and audience check first. Like I don’t go to the bosses office and say “omg that fucking idiot in bed 21 is getting in my tits”, look that’s a bad example coz I totes do lol, but you know what I mean.

"Fuckstick" was a favorite of mine, back in the working days... I don't think I've said it since I retired...

And speaking of not working ..Have a wonderful holiday, Trala!

Good morning C Stick!

Omg I’ve woken this morning with a young man in my bed and zero idea where my partner is. It’s like I’m living my 20’s all over again! Lol Sound worse than it is. The young man is my grandson, who has insisted on sleeping with me.

I’m up high, and the view! The weekend was packed, but I think they’ve all gone. We were out till late last night with zero schoolies. I’m in Broad Beach on the Goldie and it’s close enough but far enough away from Surfers. I’ll get you a pic of todays view.

It’s 0700 and for the moment, I’m the only one awake. It’s a tiny bit of peace. We’re all going to SeaWorld today. Not my choice of a day out but activities are vote based. You win some you lose some.

 

[DV8]

Woah woah woah. Slow down. Pace yourself.....that response reminded me of what happens when not enough firefighters hold the hose....

Going wild in every direction, while everyones surprised and a little wet, but noone wants to go near it till its safe to do so.

I definitely need a moment to gather myself!....my oh my.

Wonderful to see you T. If you cant be canna-ing and sharing with us, next best thing is exactly what you're up to,
Causing havoc and keeping admin busy having a wow of a time on holidays doing what everyone else wants to do.

Enjoy!

 

[Bill284]

Hey Porkster

It looked okay. Not the kind of bud that’s gonna win you Nug of the Month, but it was defs ok.


Omg a funny, we’re backing out, car packed.

Me: Stop! I need to uppot Stinker. I’ll be 5 seconds.
Him: What. The. Fuck. Woman!

I literally race uppotted Stinker my Runtz Muffin, simply coz she looked too tall for the pot. I buried her first nodes. I am worried about two things.

1. I uppotted Stinky in premium grade nursery soil and it’s too rich for her

And

2. My flowers have rotted. I watered them to the point of saturation, my Shiskaberry’s leaves were a drooping sad mess, the wet soil coupled with high temps will bring higher humidity.

Nothing I can do about it till Thursday anyway.


Yeah boiiiiiiiii!

Omg Mr O we hav3 been enjoying my ‘erb, maybe a little too much.


Yo yo D to da B!

It’s just a swear word to me, like any swear word it’s just a collection of letters that make a sledge or conversational enhancement. Like when you call someone a fuckhead, you’re not basing it on intercourse and their face. Coz let’s face it. That one is a good thing. Facial intercourse is in my Top 3 of all intercourses. You are saying it as a sledge.

While I can be supersonically politically incorrect I don’t deliberately try and offend people, so make sure you hide your log in from ya wife lolllll!

Tbh there’s not many words I don’t say. I try and audience check first. Like I don’t go to the bosses office and say “omg that fucking idiot in bed 21 is getting in my tits”, look that’s a bad example coz I totes do lol, but you know what I mean.


Good morning C Stick!

Omg I’ve woken this morning with a young man in my bed and zero idea where my partner is. It’s like I’m living my 20’s all over again! Lol Sound worse than it is. The young man is my grandson, who has insisted on sleeping with me.

I’m up high, and the view! The weekend was packed, but I think they’ve all gone. We were out till late last night with zero schoolies. I’m in Broad Beach on the Goldie and it’s close enough but far enough away from Surfers. I’ll get you a pic of todays view.

It’s 0700 and for the moment, I’m the only one awake. It’s a tiny bit of peace. We’re all going to SeaWorld today. Not my choice of a day out but activities are vote based. You win some you lose some.

Beautiful view T.
Your country is just incredible looking in pics.
Hope you have a wonderful time and don't get crowded out.
Kick some schoolie arse.
Take care.




#VIVOSUN #Love What You Grow
Bill284

 

[StoneOtter]

 

[Trala]

Fun fact: two of my favourite things are [*Edited by Admin Me due to lewd and inappropriate language*] and sunrises. I’m literally awake at 0426 so we can watch the sunrise together lol.

It is so quiet in my apartment you could hear a pin drop, look you couldn’t. My man got wasted last night and he is currently snoring like a fucking sleep apnoea ridden gorilla!

10 minutes to go and it’s showtime