Trala’s Tent

I see you built that wall that Pink Floyd and Trump spoke about.
That pink flamingo is going to have a hard time photobombing now.
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I see you built that wall that Pink Floyd and Trump spoke about.
That pink flamingo is going to have a hard time photobombing now.
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Omg lollllll!

Those plants look OK! It's like looking back at pics at a time you thought you were ugly and fat, and realising you were neither. Lol

She's back next week btw.

Flora 🦩🦩🦩

And those pics are taken on the other side of Trumps I mean Tra's Wall.

There will be plenty of Flora bombing I'm sure.
 
Omg they walk among us!

So doing a nightshift and a patient rings the buzzer. He has pain and he is hungry. So the nurse gives him a heat pack and some sandwiches.

Nurse comes to the nurses stationed panicked holding an opened heatpack, saying “he’s eaten the fucking heatpack!” We have to ring the poison hotline to get direction. I go in to see him, take obs and get bloods. And I ask him why he ate the inners of the heat pack, and he says he thought it said eat pack! He says he only had about 4 mouthfuls coz it apparently tasted “awful”. Umm then why didn’t you just stop at one?

Not even joking!

I daren’t ask what he did with his sandwich.

Lollllingggggg!
 
We were all lolling so hard.

Like wt absolute f?!

And honestly, it’s not like it’s an easy pack to open. Like he defs got his incisors involved.
LMAO!

I can imagine what he was thinking opening that thing up and taking a bite.

"Stupid nurse. She could have at least opened up this packet of food. Damn this thing is hard to open. I'd starve clear to death and no one would care. OMG this tastes like shit. Better take a few more bites to make sure. This hospital food sucks balls."

:rofl:
 
LMAO!

I can imagine what he was thinking opening that thing up and taking a bite.

"Stupid nurse. She could have at least opened up this packet of food. Damn this thing is hard to open. I'd starve clear to death and no one would care. OMG this tastes like shit. Better take a few more bites to make sure. This hospital food sucks balls."

:rofl:
He had a sandwich!

Lolllllll.

Omg disaster an hour before finishing.

So my work guy handed me this piece of paper and said “Tra can you spot the difference? There’s one left…”. So I’m looking at it hard, and I put my work ID on the shredding bin so I can see better lol, and my ID slid straight fucking in it! It’s padlocked so we can’t get it out. I go Def Con 9.

Security came but they don’t have a key, ended up bigger than Ben Hur, but good news is I got my ID back.

You’ll notice the paper is scrunched coz I balled up and threw it at his stupid head. I stupid man lolling.
 
Hi guys :)

I had a bit of a mental wobble today. I didn’t walk after my night shift and it was shocking to me how quickly my brain dove straight back into toxic thinking patterns. I forced myself to walk around lunch and I’ve felt better since.

I got shit done! I have ticked off all my jobs, and I’ve just now poured a wine and Spotify has chosen me a happy mix so I’m ending the day smiling. Partner is not home for another hour or so, by then I’ll hopefully be sound asleep.

This is my last and most favourite Sunday job.

Sunday Summary

Greggles is looking tired. She’s still beautiful but her time is near. For a two noded plant I’m really proud of her. She’s a little boss.

Gregory Bee aka Laughing Buddha
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 150
Days of flower - 59


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I have been so focused on Greg I missed June go from not to hot. She smells absolutely amazing. And those Britney Spears give me life! She is stacking. The mag calcium stuff did the trick too. Her foliage is gorgeous. She’s a deep emerald green with no gold flecks.

June Bee aka Acapulco Gold
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 125
Days of flower - 43


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This plant has really trained herself. Much like the mother plant she was born beautiful.

Elizabeth Bee aka Wedding Cake
Monstercropped Clone
Days in reVeg - 92
Days in flower - 26


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Simba is loving the wild life living outdoors. She is a pretty fresh lime green and she’s stretching for the stars. I gave her a bit of a supercrop to try and control her height. Her hands are up every morning, drinking in dawn. She’s wild and I love her.

Simba Bee aka Shiskaberry
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 74
Days in flower - 2


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Omg yay! I have a CarCanopy! Yeah babyyyyyyyy! So my plan is flip next Sunday. I have no space but I’ll work it out lol

Olivia Bee aka Zkittles
Carcasses prize seed from Sponsors Weeds Seed Express
Days above ground - 64

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Then we have omg nay! Lol! Bic is a really unremarkable plant. I think I’m destined to never grow a mimosa who wants to sing for me. I had my chance and fucked it.

Bic Bee aka Mimosa EVO
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 32


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This little girl is coming along well. My plants always seem to start slow and small. Her colour is good and if I was a more devoted grower I would have uppotted her today. I just didn’t get to her.

Jazzy Bee aka Wookiee F2 Auto
Unique Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Days above ground -20

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My Bee Hive
🐝💛🐝💛🐝💛🐝💛🐝💛🐝💛🐝💛

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Omg I am so fucked. So so fucked lol. Nightshift is so hard on the mind. Well for my mind it is. Good night guys. I’ll be a better me in the morning. Xo
 
I’m a bit excited today, and not just because I [*Edited by Admin due to lewd and inappropriate content*] I’m going to plant my screen pots up!!! These pots are quite large, 75cm high and 50cm wide. That’s gonna be a lot of soil! Word of warning, they will totes look silly coz I always buy the smallest version of the plant I want because for me, the real joy comes watching my plants grow.

Bf has just gone to get the soil. It’s gonna take a good Ute full.

Oh and gear change, I’ve had an idea and I think it might help flower more effectively. Pics and idea to follow :)
 
Good morning from both Trala’s Tent and my Flower Room, which I so want to copy Emilya and call it my Bloom Room. I love the thought of a Bloom Room. Can I copy you @Emilya Green? They say it’s the sincerest form of flattery babe.

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Anyhoo, here’s my tent with Olivia, then without. I swear if Jazz and Bic could talk they would say “flip the fat bitch already…” LOLLING! Jazz my Wookiee F2 auto got an uppot into her forever bed and a top yesterday. I know that pot is smaller than ideal but if I use history as my guide, my autos are never monsters. It should do just fine.

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I gave Liz, my Wedding Cake a wax and clean up. I like to see legs when I look at my girls. I took off flimsy branches, popcorn and a bunch of leaves. I’m not sure if you should do this. I like my plants looking neat, that’s why I choose to do it lol.

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Okay I’ve been really thinking. I mean really thinking. And it’s totes overrated lollling.

My Wookiee has been my best bud to date. It has both grown and cured like a dream and it has shown me the kind of bud I should be growing. It’s got me thinking about everything I do wrong. The added risks I take which negatively impact my grows, whether that be fucking timers or leaving plants that are in full flower in the humidity laden summer rain. I’m really thinking today. Thinking how I can do better.

Operation Don’t Fuck Flower

🌸 ☠️🌸☠️🌸☠️

So because mould and mites is my greatest concern with Greg and June at this point I have decided to keep both girls under lights and at 60%RH till harvest. I was advised to to this 100 grows ago, but because I always think I know everything, I didn’t listen. I just whinge loudly when it goes wrong.

So going forward unless it’s a super sunny no humidity kinda day, my girls will stay in. Fingers crossed this will help my flowers. I think Greg has two weeks left and June three.

Solarium For Two 👯‍♀️

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I’ve just heard the Ute pull in. Time for me to wheelbarrow some dirt. FML.

Back later with pics :)
 
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