Trala’s Tent

[DeeBoy]

Okay so I got my busy on.

My Bee’s have been nit washed, and I’m pleased to say still zero evidence of insects

I know I’m early into the season but my son said yesterday one of his mates is full of spidermites.

My Flower Room looks beautiful. I know I should probably be more humble, but these are my best flowers yet

I really hope I can get them in jars successfully.

My flower view

A family who nit sprays together stays together lol. They really are a motley crew lolling.

I think you're doing great in flower! By the time mine get to that point, they are fading and browning...

 

[StoneOtter]

So you got me to try Vegemite on toast Tra. Very interesting Aussie thing! Umami as it gets! What else do you slip it into?

 

[JoetheChro]

So you got me to try Vegemite on toast Tra. Very interesting Aussie thing! Umami as it gets! What else do you slip it into?

Spread thinly on a steak before cooking is a banger. We’ve got marmite here. Aussies stole the idea and changed the name

 

[Trala]

Heyy liz is really starting her frost on isnt she. Wooohhooo

She really is

You need to quarantine your son and his friend bloody hate spider mites

Omg me too.

Kick em' in the elbow!

Den choot em!

 

[Trala]

Schmick AF! Go Queen!

SooooOooo big smiling!

To a southern boy, your accent is quite exotic...

I was today years old the first time my low income trash bogan accent was called exotic!

Next time I video I’ll do my famous southern accent! Between my cockney and my southern belle I'm every woman!

I think you're doing great in flower! By the time mine get to that point, they are fading and browning...

I just don’t seem to get them in the jar lolllll

So you got me to try Vegemite on toast Tra. Very interesting Aussie thing! Umami as it gets! What else do you slip it into?

I like it on toast or bikkies.

It’s an Aussie staple.

Spread thinly on a steak before cooking is a banger. We’ve got marmite here. Aussies stole the idea and changed the name

Omg how can you even put marmite and vegemite in the same sentence?!

Don’t listen to him Mr O! We stole nothing! Marmite is basically made from the skid marks on Satans underpants.

 

[Trala]

I’m not sure if you remember but the other week I was paid unexpected penalties for a day of mourning after the queen died.

I decided to make a flower garden and buy a bird bath as a memorial with the extra money. Well I spent it yesterday, despite not being paid it till Wednesday lol.

The birdbath is so beautiful it totally doesn’t need a garden around it. Well I don’t think it does. Less is usually more. I absolutely love it.

Can we take a moment and admire my grass. It’s the kind of grass you’d be honoured to roll in. That green! Cray!

 

[Carmen Ray]

Marmite is basically made from the skid marks on Satans underpants.

I object to this! Marmite has a long history here in RSA. In fact, we underwent a Marmite shortage that started with the booze ban in Covid because Marmite is a yeast extract made from the discarded material of beer manufacturing. Booze was banned as were cigarettes and other smokable substances, and colorful frilly underwear! The Communist leaning government under the leadership of the woman in the Zol remix, gazetted the kind of clothing we could buy. Everything else was deemed non-essential and banned! Ja, Satan's underpants are evident here but just not in the manufacture of beloved Marmite

 

[Carmen Ray]

PS Your grass is an emerald carpet of delight. I would roll in it for sure

 

[Trala]

I object to this! Marmite has a long history here in RSA. In fact, we underwent a Marmite shortage that started with the booze ban in Covid because Marmite is a yeast extract made from the discarded material of beer manufacturing. Booze was banned as were cigarettes and other smokable substances, and colorful frilly underwear! The Communist leaning government under the leadership of the woman in the Zol remix, gazetted the kind of clothing we could buy. Everything else was deemed non-essential and banned! Ja, Satan's underpants are evident here but just not in the manufacture of beloved Marmite

Babe, the long history in RSA is built on the backs of those savage convict shipping, english tea sipping Poms!

Break free from their controlling sticky marmite laden tentacles! Embrace your inner Vegemite!

@DV8 @McRib @LizardMate join hands and sing with me!

Join us Carm!

 

[Trala]

PS Your grass is an emerald carpet of delight. I would roll in it for sure

Have done

Not even joking lolling!

 

[JoetheChro]

Babe, the long history in RSA is built on the backs of those savage convict shipping, english tea sipping Poms!

Break free from their controlling sticky marmite laden tentacles! Embrace your inner Vegemite!

@DV8 @McRib @LizardMate join hands and sing with me!

Join us Carm!

Lol. Done the ancestry.com thing. On the 3rd to last convict ship being sent to Oz was my great great (a lot of greats) grandad. Grand Larceny convicted at Wapping Criminal Court East London.

Oddly proud of that my surname quite common in Oz. He must have been an industrious man. The history of the convicts that landed and how they survived is brutal but amazing.

But yeah bloody English grrrrr

 

[LizardMate]

I’m not sure if you remember but the other week I was paid unexpected penalties for a day of mourning after the queen died.

I decided to make a flower garden and buy a bird bath as a memorial with the extra money. Well I spent it yesterday, despite not being paid it till Wednesday lol.

The birdbath is so beautiful it totally doesn’t need a garden around it. Well I don’t think it does. Less is usually more. I absolutely love it.

Can we take a moment and admire my grass. It’s the kind of grass you’d be honoured to roll in. That green! Cray!

I have the same bird bath tralala. Ill have to get a picture this arvo and show ya. the birds and wildlife bloody love it. Got so many regulars that come to it daily and they love when the waters fresh, i swear they can tell when uve just filled it( its like they are watchin n waiting)

 

[Carmen Ray]

Babe, the long history in RSA is built on the backs of those savage convict shipping, english tea sipping Poms!

Break free from their controlling sticky marmite laden tentacles! Embrace your inner Vegemite!

@DV8 @McRib @LizardMate join hands and sing with me!

Join us Carm!

What a scream lmao. I must try to find some but it's not as if Australians are emigrating to South Africa in their droves, bringing national delicacies with them...
Do you know about Bovril?

PS, this is Deconstructed Vegemite at a Newcastle (Aus) restaurant purloined from the Independent online

 

[Carmen Ray]

PS Before we turn the page on this, it's an anagram of 420... puff puff pass

 

[Trala]

I have the same bird bath tralala. Ill have to get a picture this arvo and show ya. the birds and wildlife bloody love it. Got so many regulars that come to it daily and they love when the waters fresh, i swear they can tell when uve just filled it( its like they are watchin n waiting)

Omg really?!

I just love it! My yard is filled with birds. I really wanted to encourage bees to visit with flowers, and I still will, but just at the side corner instead of the middle of my yard.

It is a big un that’s fo sho. It was a bitch to lift.

 

[Trala]

What a scream lmao. I must try to find some but it's not as if Australians are emigrating to South Africa in their droves, bringing national delicacies with them...

I’d be happy to send you some.

Do you know about Bovril?

No I don’t I don’t think.

PS, this is Deconstructed Vegemite at a Newcastle (Aus) restaurant purloined from the Independent online

That my friend is what we call a piss take lollling!

 

[Trala]

PS Before we turn the page on this, it's an anagram of 420... puff puff pass

I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer…

What is?

 

[Trala]

Omg my day. I looked after a guy in his 40’s with an acquired brain injury. And it is frontal lobe damage which is like your behaviour/self regulation department. He was in a single room due to his naughtyness.

My day consisted of him either telling me I have nice titties (I once sort of did tbh, now they are more like two sad suicidal sock puppets on a mission to reach my knees) him asking if he could touch my titties, him flashing his penis at me, or him asking if I could help shower him… again… So it was just ongoing inappropriate sexual requests and touching. I went to the chart to see how the care home manages him, and it so made me lol.

He had a list of behaviour risks in his information book (but no strategies on how to manage him which would have been most helpful).

On the list, number 3 was:-

Sexual Behaviours
- inappropriate sexualised conversations
- making attempts to grab support staff inappropriately
- exposing himself in and outside of his home environment

So today I basically looked after @DV8 with a head knock.

My job is not for the faint hearted!

Lolling!

Okay Sunday Summary time

 

[Trala]

Happy Sunday! Or Nurse Friday as I call it. I’m about to dive into four delicious days off! And I’m about 15 minutes off pouring a red

Sunday Summary

Greggy is looking tired. She’s losing the vibrancy in her leaves, and is spiralling head first into the final stage of her grow. She has been such an honour to look after. And even at this late stage I think she remains beautiful. Particularly given that she was a two noded grow due to my arm breaking.

Gregory Bee aka Laughing Buddha
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 143
Days of flower - 51

The Britney Spears on this girl! Oh baby, baby! Thankfully there has been no more gold flecking, and her green is nice and healthy, I think it might even be a little bit deeper. Her scent has really picked up this week. She smells AMAZING!

June Bee aka Acapulco Gold
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 118
Days of flower - 36

This plant is a queen. I still have just the one job with her and that’s not to herm her. I would lol but it’s still too soon lollling!

Elizabeth Bee aka Wedding Cake
Monstercropped Clone
Days in reVeg - 85
Days in flower - 19

This plant has been released into the wild. There is no room for her in either the flower room or the veg tent, so it’s poolside 24/7. She looks like a feral fucking mess. On the upside, her green is bang on, and her growth has been cray!

Simba Bee aka Shiskaberry
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 67

Omg Liv is finally taking shape. I can see the beginning of a CarCanopy! Yay! She is a perfect shade of green. I’m so pleased the middle section is making its way up to the canopy points. She has made real progress.

Olivia Bee aka Zkittles
Carcasses prize seed from Sponsors Weeds Seed Express
Days above ground - 57

I think Bic might have grown a bit this week. She is defs looking leggier. I’m going to bury her first nodes this week.

Bic Bee aka Mimosa EVO
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 25

I am really hoping the Seed Fairy will agree to do a Wookiee Wednesday comparison pic with me each week to compare Queensland to I think he’s in Washington USA.

She is growing well. No where near as good as JG’s tho lol. His is the same exact age and twice the size!

Jazzy Bee aka Wookiee F2 Auto
Unique Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Days above ground - 13

My Flower Girls

My Bee’s

Thanks for taking an interest in my grow and have the best night. Xo

 

[DV8]

I came for the Sunday Summary and was not disappointed....

We had;

Awesome flowering
Shit hot veggging
Newer girls
Things left to do

.... And sledging.

Omg my day. I looked after a guy in his 40’s

Yep.

with an acquired brain injury.

Look I have had a few hard blows to the head....some of it  from inappropriate behaviour.

So today I basically looked after @DV8 with a head knock.

Toućhe.

In an effort to take it in my stride, heres what would happen if I had that patient.

Tras Boss: Weve recieved a complaint

Me: Oh yeah? Whats happened?

TB: Well the guy with the brain injury made it. He suggested your behavior was....well....highly inappropriate.

Me: What did he say exactly?

TB: Well he said you made suggestive remarks and at one point went to physically touch him in an inappropriate place.

Me: He started it.

TB: Well we are going to have to write you up.

Me: Lucky we didnt shower together then....Next time I'll just get a cold spoon from the kitchen hey.