Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Glad you are safe!
Next time jab them in the neck with that knockout drug Dexter uses. Or was that fake?

Yeah nah, realistically you don’t want to be jabbing in the neck, too many variables arteries veins spinal column etc LOL I’ve never heard of a neck jab anyway.

You want the largest area possible as a jab option in a take down. Usually I try for the thigh or the bum. Needle straight through clothing too. It needs to be delivered via the muscle.

 

[Trala]

Sunday Summary

I’m going to keep it short coz I’m faaaaaaked mate lol. I don’t think my seed will strike. I think it’s too cold. I’m not sure what to do but I’ll save that worry for tomorrow. I’m still unsure of harvest. Maybe Saturday.

Bluebell Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 111
Days in Flower - 58

Maya Bee aka Dos Si Do
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 97
Days in Flower - 51

River Bee aka Girl Scout Cookies Auto
Bonus Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 83
Days in flower - 60

Cleopatra Bee aka Wedding Cake
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 72
Days in flower - 4

Greg now has the super lamp. Do you think it will be okay till I get my veg tent back? It is not the greatest I know but she can’t fit under the little lamp in her new pants. Omg you would have laughed watching me trying to get that lamp in place lol.

Gregory Bee aka Laughing Buddha
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 22

The Familam

 

[Stunger]

Looking lovely Tra, enjoy some rest!

 

[Trala]

Looking lovely Tra, enjoy some rest!

Thanks Stunger

I’m about to pour a wine and do just that.

Good night

 

[Bill284]

I gotta debrief.

Omg what a fucking shit show my nightshift was!

My Team Leader was attacked by a patient, I heard a student screaming “help”, I’ve coming running (which is a visual no one needs ever see), now I’m screaming “CALL A CODE BLACK! CALL A CODE BLACK”. This 6 foot something guy is yelling “you fucking cunt” while choking my TL. I jumped on his back like a fucking a spider monkey, which I am not. He’s now trying to like shake me off into the hospital curtains. An absolute team of security arrive and take him and me down. The noise wakes the deafest patient on the ward who now thinks he’s in Vietnam and security are the Vietcong. He’s bounced out of bed like a geriatric ninja, absolutely screaming, throwing hay makers left right and centre, funny part not one lands. 3/4 of the ward is now awake, scared, needing reassurance, students crying, we were just shook like what the actual fuck?!

Had to take Angry McChoke Choke down with an IM of Haloperidol and poor old Screamy Von Vietcong had to have a stat Olazapine for his trouble to calm him down, and somehow within an hour everyone was sleeping again, while we wrote reports and wtf’ed! Look tbh we were cry lolling at the recount. Everyone saw a different angle from each of the ward quadrants. Everyone’s take just added to the laughter.

I’ve kind of hurt my hip a bit, I think it’s just bruised. I should have Mental Health walked but I felt too spent and I just didn’t want to. We were all late getting out, and I think I’m okay.

Just had 3 hours of sleep. I’m home alone today which is good. I don’t have to talk. I think I just wanted to debrief without talking.

I’ve just put clean sheets on my bed, so if I do nothing else nice for myself, I’ll have that. Only 7 hours of wake time to go! Lollll

I really should go for a walk and do some yoga on the deck tho. Literally not one cloud in the sky.

Jesus Freeken Christ T. WTF, you got to weigh 80 lbs soaking wet what were you thinking?
Your not a bloody vietcong ninga, you shouldn't be doing a Hulk Hogan on crazy ass patients.
We can't afford to loose you so no more Jackie Chan.
Wow I'm glad your ok, that could have been so bad for you.
If there was security footage though I'm sure we would laugh ourselves to death watching it.
You swinging around like a cape while the deer hunter is swinging for dear life.
Just happy your ok T.

Stay safe
Bill

 

[Bill284]

Yeah nah, realistically you don’t want to be jabbing in the neck, too many variables arteries veins spinal column etc LOL I’ve never heard of a neck jab anyway.

You want the largest area possible as a jab option in a take down. Usually I try for the thigh or the bum. Needle straight through clothing too. It needs to be delivered via the muscle.

Scares me that you know that.
Remind me never turn my back on T.

Stay safe
Bill

 

[TwelveCoffee]

I’m all good.

Omg I’m so proud of me! Life is about choices. Today I had the choice of pissing and moaning that I’m tired and my hip and chest hurt or bounce into my day, and I chose BOUNCE! It was such a beautiful day and I got so much done, and best part I didn’t speak to another human all day!

Walk
Yoga
Greg uppotted
Greg’s new 200kg sorted

All I have to do now is post my Sunday summary, pour a wine, bake some salmon, steam some veg, eat dinner and bish bash bosh, Sunday is done. My boyfriend will be home at 1930, and I’m hoping to be sound asleep in my fresh flannel sheets by then.

Glad to hear it hope rest of your day and night went great by the sounds of it, it did

 

[Trala]

Jesus Freeken Christ T. WTF, you got to weigh 80 lbs soaking wet what were you thinking?
Your not a bloody vietcong ninga, you shouldn't be doing a Hulk Hogan on crazy ass patients.
We can't afford to loose you so no more Jackie Chan.
Wow I'm glad your ok, that could have been so bad for you.
If there was security footage though I'm sure we would laugh ourselves to death watching it.
You swinging around like a cape while the deer hunter is swinging for dear life.
Just happy your ok T.

Stay safe
Bill

Omg bruv I’m not a little delicate flower! I’m 5”8 and weigh 75kg. And another thing I’ve got more scars than most men and I’m not even joking.

I think I’ve done myself a bit of a mischief tho, my hips not too bad today, but my axillary muscles are so sore lollll

Scares me that you know that.
Remind me never turn my back on T.

Stay safe
Bill

Don’t worry bruv, as a rule I’m not the creep up behind you kinda gal. If I’m coming for ya, it’s front on mate. Be ready or I’ll fuck you up

 

[Trala]

Glad to hear it hope rest of your day and night went great by the sounds of it, it did

Hello buoy

Had a great day, but it’s back to work for me today.

 

[Carcass]

Good looking bunch you've got there, T!

Greg now has the super lamp. Do you think it will be okay till I get my veg tent back?

Greg will be ok, but, if you can, you need to get those lights closer to her, like 6 or 8 inches away, as long as those are LED bulbs. If they're incandescent bulbs (the hot ones) keep them about a foot away or maybe a little more...
I'm assuming those lights are adjustable (bendy) if not, they'll work as they are, just not as well as if they were closer..

 

[TwelveCoffee]

Hello buoy

Had a great day, but it’s back to work for me today.

Just be careful this time you hear lmao

 

[Carmen Ray]

You're brave and tough Tra, gasp! I love the lamp. Have a good day at work.

 

[DeeBoy]

Awwwwww. I think it’s sooooooo cute that you think mere water can remove Estée Lauder Colorstay foundation and waterproof eye make up LOLLLLLLL

I feel for you guys tho. You have to stay ugly. Us women have options. I remember a girlfriend saying there is no such thing as an ugly woman, just poor. It’s so true. With make up, hair, spanx, perfume and a nice pair of shoes I go from a 3 to a solid 6. And if you drink enough I can achieve an easy 8

The only smoke and mirrors you blokes have on that surface level is cologne. Sucks to be you.

L O L L I N G !

But staying ugly is sooooo easy!

 

[DeeBoy]

LMAO!
I'll tell you a secret about most guys. I roll out of bed, don't bother with a comb (or a mirror), put on an old pair of shorts, a t-shirt and flip flops, and when I walk down the street = I. AM. THE. SHIT.

I am what I am.
Like Popeye the Sailor.
"I'm strong to the finish, cause I eats smokes me spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!"

My dad used to embarrass me by walking the 2 blocks to the movie theater in town wearing slippers, pajama bottoms, jacket and fedora. He was the projectionist. Only now I realize how fucking cool he was. He didn’t give a fuck!

 

[DeeBoy]

I gotta debrief.

Omg what a fucking shit show my nightshift was!

My Team Leader was attacked by a patient, I heard a student screaming “help”, I’ve coming running (which is a visual no one needs ever see), now I’m screaming “CALL A CODE BLACK! CALL A CODE BLACK”. This 6 foot something guy is yelling “you fucking cunt” while choking my TL. I jumped on his back like a fucking a spider monkey, which I am not. He’s now trying to like shake me off into the hospital curtains. An absolute team of security arrive and take him and me down. The noise wakes the deafest patient on the ward who now thinks he’s in Vietnam and security are the Vietcong. He’s bounced out of bed like a geriatric ninja, absolutely screaming, throwing hay makers left right and centre, funny part not one lands. 3/4 of the ward is now awake, scared, needing reassurance, students crying, we were just shook like what the actual fuck?!

Had to take Angry McChoke Choke down with an IM of Haloperidol and poor old Screamy Von Vietcong had to have a stat Olazapine for his trouble to calm him down, and somehow within an hour everyone was sleeping again, while we wrote reports and wtf’ed! Look tbh we were cry lolling at the recount. Everyone saw a different angle from each of the ward quadrants. Everyone’s take just added to the laughter.

I’ve kind of hurt my hip a bit, I think it’s just bruised. I should have Mental Health walked but I felt too spent and I just didn’t want to. We were all late getting out, and I think I’m okay.

Just had 3 hours of sleep. I’m home alone today which is good. I don’t have to talk. I think I just wanted to debrief without talking.

I’ve just put clean sheets on my bed, so if I do nothing else nice for myself, I’ll have that. Only 7 hours of wake time to go! Lollll

I really should go for a walk and do some yoga on the deck tho. Literally not one cloud in the sky.

Get lessons in spider monkeying for next time. None of the students recorded this?

 

[Trala]

You're brave and tough Tra, gasp! I love the lamp. Have a good day at work.

Best. Day. Everrrrrrrrr!

Such a contrast. That’s what’s great about my job. You never know what’s gonna come next. And just when you think you’ve seen it all some fucking ning nong will top it!

Get lessons in spider monkeying for next time. None of the students recorded this?

Its best they don’t, that way we can embellish:-

Me once he let go of my Team Leader

Yesterdays truth: *this was a bad idea* clinging to his back like a scared koala
Todays version “I rode that mother fuckers back like I was on a bucking bronco!”

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

 

[Trala]

Ok seed still hasn’t popped, and I’m worried I won’t have enough veg plants going forward. I also feel 76% sure I’ll never be successful growing another seed, coz I’m all about the def con nine trama.

Back up plan. I’ve grabbed a flowering clone off my Cleo.

Oh and your woman will always be right. It just might take a second for her to prove it.

My man: They aren’t worth $5! They were written in the 1970’s! You’ll never fucking use them!
Me 18 years later:

Cant wait for him to get home from work to “I told you so” him.

L O L L I N G !

 

[DV8]

Im shocked they fitted the whole internet in so few books.

 

[DV8]

Your girls look the goods Tra.

The 3 deep in flower cant be far off.

Im surprised you still have Maya going. Between the pics you had, and her fade, I can picture you going Queen of Hearts on her!

Little (not so little) Cleo looks ready for the big girls flower room.

Even in winter your pool pics are mint.

Could do a lot worse than a wedding cake clone, good thinking.

 

[Trala]

Good looking bunch you've got there, T!


Greg will be ok, but, if you can, you need to get those lights closer to her, like 6 or 8 inches away, as long as those are LED bulbs. If they're incandescent bulbs (the hot ones) keep them about a foot away or maybe a little more...
I'm assuming those lights are adjustable (bendy) if not, they'll work as they are, just not as well as if they were closer..

Good morning C Bird

While I can’t move the lights coz they aren’t bendy, I did what you said and moved her closer they are LED.

Greg was BIG SMILING about the shift this morning.

You go get that free lamp faux sun gurrrllllll!