Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Hahaha these pool side pics are classic. Plants on holidays chilling by the pool!!
Flamingo should be photo bombing every pic!!!

Hey bloke

She almost does! Lol.

I am super happy with them.

Beautiful Tra, just fucking boss. Makes my Sunday eve even better stopping in to see your grow beaming.

Im still of the mind that Sunset gonna go epic tall on you yet. She got that look, those reaching arms and that well heeled stem base. Guess we will see. Hows your* stake game?

Thank you!

As far as staking goes, they don’t call me Buffy the Vampire Slayer for nothing! Tbh nobody calls me that, but given I have a stake pot full of stakes they soooooo should!

FLIPITY DO DAH! She reeks of flip!

I think she’s gonna be a big un!


Me: Going forward I’m going to keep my plants smaller and easier to carry


Also Me:

They're all very lovely, Trala.

You're on a roll!

Thank you

Everything looks schmick, mate!

Omg BIG SMILINGGGGGGG!

 

[Jungle Joseph]

You're hilarious, the 70s bush comment

Can I book in with you the next time I have kidney stones? I can't think of anyone better to tell me a funny story while inserting a suppository.
The last time I was looked after by a 6 foot, 300 pound gorilla with whiskers. She flipped me like a burger and violated me without a word. I cried afterwards.

Your girls look gorgeous, green and groovy.

 

[Trala]

You're hilarious, the 70s bush comment

Can I book in with you the next time I have kidney stones? I can't think of anyone better to tell me a funny story while inserting a suppository.
The last time I was looked after by a 6 foot, 300 pound gorilla with whiskers. She flipped me like a burger and violated me without a word. I cried afterwards.

Your girls look gorgeous, green and groovy.

It would be my honour to arse rape you with my finger Joe

 

[Trala]

I love it when Mother Nature turns her grow light on!

Sun's out guns out baby!

☀ ☀

Right I need to slay this day! Have a great one!

 

[Jungle Joseph]

It would be my honour to arse rape you with my finger Joe

I can't stop laughing, you're the best.

 

[Trala]

Omg I’m such a fucking moron. No wonder Maya is clinically depressed!

So first fuck up, last night at bed time, I thought she looked too big for the tent.

Me: no I don’t supercrop. I find it cruel.
Also me: Snap, snap, snap, snap.

Escalated so quickly, one minute I’m looking, next thing I’m snapping bones like Kathy Bates in Misery! So as you can clearly see she’s a mangled mess. But on the upside, good colour, great growth and no nits.

Second fuck up… Poor Maya.

Short Version

I fed Maya the wrong nutes

Long Version

So I’ve only got enough Tega Brop *taps nose* for my Wedding Cake grow, so I’ve bought a new product on Emilya and HG’s recommendation. So I think to myself, I’ll do a few straight waters to, I don’t know, get the residual MC nute level down. I also decide to take full responsibility and actually read the directions. So I read the label twice, TWICE to be sure. Go upstairs get my Tablespoon measurer, use my tape measure coz I’m basing it on plant height, no guess work. Carefully measure it out. Sprinkle it on, give her a rain water drink.

Go to grab the Flower Nute version to do the same for the flower girls, and with horror I see I’ve got the wrong pot, it’s the Veg Nute, not the Flower! I’ve given the fucking flower nute to Maya who’s in veg! I can’t even pick it out coz it’s brown like the dirt. I’m such a fucktard! I’m not sure what it will do. Just wait and see I guess. And this is EXACTLY why mum said I can’t have nice things! Lolllll

I think River is in flower too. I have what I think might be the beginning of a deficiency, I know it’s very minor, I just clocked it and I’ll watch and wait. Their last 3 feeds have been plain water. She really is a tall skinny thing! She is ah la natural! No topping, no training.

My little Cleo got an uppot too. She didn’t actually need it. I wanted to control her legginess really.

The Familam and No Floramingo
(She’s in hibernation till next Spring)

My Big Girls

 

[Carcass]

Great pool shots, T!
Little Cleo is lookin' good in her new digs...

I’ve given the fucking flower nute to Maya who’s in veg

She'll be fine...just feed her the right stuff next time...I did the same thing with GeoFlora nutes, didn't hurt anything...

 

[dynamo1]

she’s a mangled mess

She looks symmetrical to me, nice job

 

[Trala]

Great pool shots, T!
Little Cleo is lookin' good in her new digs...

She'll be fine...just feed her the right stuff next time...I did the same thing with GeoFlora nutes, didn't hurt anything...

Hi C Horse

Omg I could have fucking screamed at myself, I really could. They really should have like a green container for veg, pink for flower for the tard demographic.

I was trying so hard! I literally read it twice, measured her twice and still fucked up.

 

[Trala]

She looks symmetrical to me, nice job

Thanks Dynamo

She’s Symmetrically Skullfucked! Lollllll

She doesn’t care tho.

She spread out and lording in that tent like she’s Fat Momma and it’s her house alone! Poor little Cleo just fits.

 

[StoneOtter]

Beautiful!

 

[Renaissance Man]

You are so consistent! I'm off here for a month or two and come back to the same "I didn't read the directions right!" and "I'm about to fuck up flower again!"

love ya, T

 

[Trala]

You are so consistent! I'm off here for a month or two and come back to the same "I didn't read the directions right!" and "I'm about to fuck up flower again!"

love ya, T

I am so. fucking. annoying!

I really tried hard not to fuck that up, while fucking that up!

I’m still at but mad at me tbh.

 

[Renaissance Man]

I am so. fucking. annoying!

I really tried hard not to fuck that up, while fucking that up!

I’m still at but mad at me tbh.

You're still a superstar in all our eyes!

 

[Trala]

Omg legit having the busiest nightshift of my life!

I’ve been trying to post this question since I started at 2230!

I am wanting advice. As you will see when I post my Sunday Summary, Blue is a fucking gigantor, and I mean GIGANTOR! She is easily the tallest plant I’ve grown yet. Not the fattest mind, but easily the tallest. I don’t want to repeat this if I can avoid it.

Maya my depressive Dos Si Doh is shaping up to be large too. She’s day 40 of Veg. I find large plants difficult to move in and out of their designated areas. As I left for work I put my grandsons bike there for size ratio. Do you think she could be flipped today, or wait a week. As you can see her dark mood has lifted. She looks much happier, which makes me happier. Like she’s not bursting with smiles, but she’s at least stopped frowning. Loll.

Omg and look at Cleo! She is kicking growth goals, and her green is much better.

 

[Trala]

Omg I want to tell you a proper funny story before I got to bed.

So about 4-6 weeks ago after a nightshift I was on my Post Nightshift Don’t Go Nuts Mental Health Walk. And I walk a 5km loop. Anyway half way in I see a horse sized dog dragging a runner stake where he’d obviously broke free. Poor thing is on the road and obviously stressed. I somehow wrangle it, no tags (people if you have dogs invest in a phone number collar), and I call out to a lady in her front yard and ask if it’s hers. She’s says “I think it’s the house on the corner” which is down the end of a street I don’t actually walk down on my circuit.

So I go to the house, knock. No answer. No cars. So I think I’m going to do the right thing and pop their dog in their backyard. As I’m walking home I’m mentally hi fiving myself, and really giving myself the “you are so awesome” talk. Literally made me feel so good that I didn’t turn my cheek, I helped. I made a difference to that dog. I’m basically it’s saviour. I’m Dog God.

So today I’m walking prolly 1.5km from the dog owners house, and what do I see? The fucking dog at a completely different address! I locked it in some other persons backyard! And I think it remembered me coz it was barking at me like it hated me!

I swear it was saying “you fucking psycho! Get away from me! GET AWAY FROM ME!” In dog language.

L O L L I N G

 

[GratefulBud]

Omg I want to tell you a proper funny story before I got to bed.

So about 4-6 weeks ago after a nightshift I was on my Post Nightshift Don’t Go Nuts Mental Health Walk. And I walk a 5km loop. Anyway half way in I see a horse sized dog dragging a runner stake where he’d obviously broke free. Poor thing is on the road and obviously stressed. I somehow wrangle it, no tags (people if you have dogs invest in a phone number collar), and I call out to a lady in her front yard and ask if it’s hers. She’s says “I think it’s the house on the corner” which is down the end of a street I don’t actually walk down on my circuit.

So I go to the house, knock. No answer. No cars. So I think I’m going to do the right thing and pop their dog in their backyard. As I’m walking home I’m mentally hi fiving myself, and really giving myself the “you are so awesome” talk. Literally made me feel so good that I didn’t turn my cheek, I helped. I made a difference to that dog. I’m basically it’s saviour. I’m Dog God.

So today I’m walking prolly 1.5km from the dog owners house, and what do I see? The fucking dog at a completely different address! I locked it in some other persons backyard! And I think it remembered me coz it was barking at me like it hated me!

I swear it was saying “you fucking psycho! Get away from me! GET AWAY FROM ME!” In dog language.

L O L L I N G

I bet when he first saw you he was like Leslie Chow from The Hangover when he popped out of the trunk.

 

[Trala]

It’s Sunday Summary time

Sunday Summary

Omg Bluebelle is a fucking gigantor, and I mean GIGANTOR! I have zero idea why she’s so big. I’m guessing it’s her breed, but she is a lot to get in and out of the flower room. She is a perfect shade of green and her growth is just amazing. And not one nit! None of them have nits.

Bluebell Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 60
12:12 - 5 days to flower
Days in flower 2

I am still so in love with this beautiful little disabled girl. She has had basically no stretch, but she just keeps quietly chugging along. I’ve never seen flowers like this before either. She’s so delicate and her flowers are so pristine and white. I still see a heart when I look at her.

Sunny Bee aka Zkittles Auto
Bonus seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 38
Days in flower 22

Maya is just a big fat sad sack. She’s definitely not bursting with happiness. Tbh I don’t know what her problem is. Her colour is good, her growth is good, she’s just a Debbie fucking downer! I wanted to flip her tonight, but she only had 3 branches that have the start of not symmetrical growth in one place, which I think indicates she’s good to flower. So maybe another week will do her good. I just don’t want her too big.

Maya Bee aka Dos Si Do
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 40

River is a freak, after saying no training, I had to train her a bit. I’ve used some Carhooks to sort of straighten her arms out, and she now looks like a green Jesus on a cross. Not topping and training was a mistake, and one I won’t make again. There’s a reason 70’s lady bushes have never made a comeback. Girls need a beautician.

River Bee aka Girl Scout Cookies Auto
Bonus Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 27
Days in flower 4

Cleopatra Bee aka Wedding Cake
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 16

This little star is going to be topped as soon as I can clearly see node 5. She is coming along beautifully and I’m super excited about training her.

HAPPY EASTER!

From me and the girls. We couldn’t do it without you. Xo

 

[Carcass]

Happy Easter to you and your girls, Trala!
They're all looking great, and little Cleo is right on schedule!

I locked it in some other persons backyard

And they're  still wondering where the fuck that dog came from...

 

[GratefulBud]

Looking good!
Happy Easter!