Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Catching up. Congrats on a cpl good harvests Tra, the recent girls making it into jars are my first full rollarcoaster ride of the adventures in TralaLand.

Another 6 ozs might not set any 420 record sheets alive, but you should be proud. Some have literally torched plants once the nits (aka spidermites) get a hold. And your bouts of wilt. And floods.

With Floramingo keeping a watchful eye, you steered them all into (some what) safe harbour.

I mean Id save you trauma all in all, but watching you fight it out was a sight. And to do it your own style and humour was even better.

Alright Im gonna take my seat up the back again, and cheer on the new girls.

Good morning bloke

Thank you. But just once I’d like to have a grow with zero trama and minimal skullfuckery.

Given the number of arms I have already ripped off it’s not gonna be this grow…

Lolllllll

 

[DeeBoy]

I’ll give you a hint where you can find it. I jammed it in an oriface oroface orifuss body hole of Bed 18, and it ain’t in his mouth.

Lolllll

Every time I come to this journal, I am more convinced that I have found the absolute coolest, tiny corner of the interwebs!

 

[Trala]

Congrats on your last Tangerine Dream harvest and grow. And, I totally agree with everything DV8 said.

Good morning Daisy bird

Thank you. It was a sad feeling. Tbh I don’t know why I kept cloning her, her bud was never the greatest right from seed. And when I say I don’t know why, I mean I do know why. I’m a sentimental fucktard.

 

[Trala]

Every time I come to this journal, I am more convinced that I have found the absolute coolest, tiny corner of the interwebs!

Yo yo D to da B to da B to da D

Maaaaaate if that’s truth you need to get out more!

L O L L I N G

 

[DeeBoy]

Yo yo D to da B to da B to da D

Maaaaaate if that’s truth you need to get out more!

L O L L I N G

You got that right. But I’d rather just look after the plants… people…meh….

 

[Trala]

Omg I am at work and just heard and I'm so sad.

If everything could ever feel this real forever...
If anything could ever be this good again...
The only thing I'll ever ask of you, you gotta promise not to stop when I say whennnnnnn... she sang.

RIP Taylor

 

[Trala]

Sunday Summary

It’s my Mums Happy You’re Dead Day today. It’s been 5 years, and I have decided to embrace my sadness. My son was meant to come over, and we were going to reminisce, but he has gastro, so it just me. Bf is not home for another couple of hours, got a feeling he’s going to walk into a train wreck, poor unsuspecting fucker.

But down to green business! Blue is a beauty. I am trying to curve an arm to help compensate for the naked grow area where her hand should be. I really want to focus on her canopy. I found one spider mite yesterday so they all got dipped.

Bluebell Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 46

Sunny would have been a boss, I mean she still will be, just handicapped. Her structure is beautiful and I think she might have started flower!

Sunny Bee aka Zkittles Auto
Bonus seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 24

Maya’s grow height has exploded, width not so much. She’s a long thin drink of water.

Maya Bee aka Dos Si Do
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 19

My baby girl is enjoying her roomier cot.

River Bee aka Girl Scout Cookies Auto
Bonus Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 6

The Familam

I hope you had the best weekend ever! And thanks not only being a part of my grow, but for being my friend

If I come back dribbling morbid shit, call me a taxi. Lollll

 

[Trala]

Faaaaaak I grow some good week on my second j and I sad but life is ok.

My man is gonna think I’m cray poor guy I literally sitting in a ring of mossie coils Neil and save serenading me.

And please listen to two Neil diamond sings before you die.

A song called be and a song called play me. I’ll find em. Teddy will spank me for not linking properly in my chat thread bu fuck it. My mums dead.

 

[Trala]

 

[Trala]

I know I say bad things about her but she did her best.

She was an addict who couldn’t keep her fuckimg knickers on.

But when she was good. She was so good. So fun.

RIP Mum I love you and I hope you found peace and i fucking hope I do too

 

[Trala]

And just one more thing fuck I grow awesome weed. These joints have zero spin and they legit are smoother than Brad Pitt on date night.

Peyote 5 stars.

 

[Trala]

Omg that Poyote pieyote omg I’ve literally forgotten how to fucking spell it lollll

What ever it is. This harvest 100% ducks nuts.

I hope tonight isn’t the night mi boyfriend realises he’s way too good for me.

How fucked would that be? Dumped on my mums happy your dead day. Defs make next years anniversary interesting

Lolllingggg

 

[Trala]

And it might be the bubbles and the fucking top shelf bud talking but l love you guys

 

[Regrowth]

Sorry that you have to be alone right now.
It sounds like that weed is pretty good stuff

 

[Roy Growin]

Sunday Summary

It’s my Mums Happy You’re Dead Day today. It’s been 5 years, and I have decided to embrace my sadness. My son was meant to come over, and we were going to reminisce, but he has gastro, so it just me. Bf is not home for another couple of hours, got a feeling he’s going to walk into a train wreck, poor unsuspecting fucker.

But down to green business! Blue is a beauty. I am trying to curve an arm to help compensate for the naked grow area where her hand should be. I really want to focus on her canopy. I found one spider mite yesterday so they all got dipped.

Bluebell Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 46

Sunny would have been a boss, I mean she still will be, just handicapped. Her structure is beautiful and I think she might have started flower!

Sunny Bee aka Zkittles Auto
Bonus seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 24

Maya’s grow height has exploded, width not so much. She’s a long thin drink of water.

Maya Bee aka Dos Si Do
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 19

My baby girl is enjoying her roomier cot.

River Bee aka Girl Scout Cookies Auto
Bonus Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 6

The Familam

I hope you had the best weekend ever! And thanks not only being a part of my grow, but for being my friend

If I come back dribbling morbid shit, call me a taxi. Lollll

That's a bit freaky Trala - I lost my mother 5 years ago, GF has been away all week and I was supposed to be over there last night, but had to come back cos of gastro so I'm sat on my own feeling like a bit of a misog

I've lost track of where you're at, so I have some reading up to do - about 30 pages lol

 

[StoneOtter]

Operation Uppot Clean Flower Room

Hey how is this for good luck? On my walk this morning I saw two poofs with a free sign! Look I was gonna make an inappropriate joke there, but the world has become so politically correct I decided to let a good gag slide.. anyhoo, I love free! But a funny. So I’m prolly 1km from home and I think I’ll carry one home and drive back. So I do, and as I’m driving back I realise I could have driven back and collected both lol!

But how good do they look? One is leather!

So I’ve totes cleaned out the room in case the Mimosas left a spider mite. So far zero spider mites on my seedstars. I’m going to give them a prophylactic spray tomorrow.

As you can see, I think I have enough to work with for flip day Sunday with Blue. She is bang on perfect in colour. She’s lop sided due to me tearing off her hand. Could have been worse, just ask Sunny lol. I cut her as Carcass suggested. Just gotta wait and see now I guess.

Maya looks a little light on green to me. Im just going to watch her for now, because healthy plant green comes in many shades.

And I’d like to formally introduce you to River

The Next Generation

Welcome to the world River!

Omg how’s this, first the back story, I was fucking about in my garden last week and I broke my bird bath, coz I’m a rushy fucktard, but I didn’t want to throw it out, so it was dangerously balancing by the pool. I need it coz I have bird friends who get a drink from it, anyhoo last night I did a night shift, so I’m on my post night imperative to mental health walk and I see a FREE sign, you won’t believe what was sitting out the front of a house! It even matches my pots! I know it’s a bit dirty. I’ll clean it up after a Kip.

Soooo fucking stoked!

I am starting to wonder tho if the neighbours are mind fucking me by having bets on the most random shit this walking women will carry home if you put a free sign in front of it!

Now I get it! Nice bath!

Well it’s officially a wrap. My Barney’s Farm Tangerine Dream run is over.

I have been growing this strain for nearly two years I think, and I don’t think I’ve once pulled it off successfully. I don’t even know how many clone versions of this strain I’ve both grown and given away, but it’s a lot.

I got about 2 ounces of semi decent bud, and the rest is undercooked, but solid and sparkly none the less. She was gradually cut over 3 weeks I think. I was gonna tanty bin it, but my son said no, and I’m so glad he did, it’s dried up ok, tho some is a bit overdried tbh. The last 2oz was easily the best bud and it’s sitting in the sweet spot of 62%. Time for curing now.

My Tangerines taught me so much about seeds, nutes, topping and motherfucking chodes. They made me laugh, cry and throw tantrums lol. Omg the day I ripped Billy’s fist off still haunts me! But most of all they taught me if I concentrate I might one day grow 420 Mag worthy buds.

Oh and gear change, with a fridge full of drying mimosa’s I am gonna need some more jars by the looks! Lolllll

RIP

Tee Bee aka Tangerine Dream
Monstercropped Clone
Days in Veg 78
12:12 - 7 Days before flower
Days in flower 50

Final Yield: 174g/6.2oz

You have such a nice decorating eye Tra!

You are a Taxi

One of my favorites! All your ladies look so good today Tra! You've been hard at it!

 

[Trala]

Sorry that you have to be alone right now.
It sounds like that weed is pretty good stuff

I’m actually cringing a bit. I can be such a douche LOLLLLL

I am all good…. You know I love a bit of trama lolllll

That's a bit freaky Trala - I lost my mother 5 years ago, GF has been away all week and I was supposed to be over there last night, but had to come back cos of gastro so I'm sat on my own feeling like a bit of a misog

I've lost track of where you're at, so I have some reading up to do - about 30 pages lol

Happy Your Mums Dead Day, Growings. I hope you were good to yourself.

I’m not sure what a misog is but it doesn’t sound joyous. Hope you spent the anniversary the same way I did, minus the mosquitoes. There is something so awesome about embracing your dads and getting fucking shitfaced alone, well I think there is.

I have awoken bright and feeling quite well.

Welcome to the world River!

She’s a little cutie

Now I get it! Nice bath!

What are the chances of finding that? Crazy. I was sooo stoked, not the carrying home part, just the acquiring it part.

You have such a nice decorating eye Tra!

Thank you. I like it when things look nice.

You are a Taxi

L O L L I N G

One of my favorites! All your ladies look so good today Tra! You've been hard at it!

I’m going to really try this grow. Really focus. Look I think I say that every grow, but I mean it this time. Lollll

 

[Roy Growin]

Misog is miserable old git

 

[Trala]

Misog is miserable old git

Hope you’re ok.

 

[Trala]

So I did a bit of Carhooking of Maya Dos SI Do today and it’s the first seed so far that I haven’t torn a hand or an arm off.

Oh and I think my auto Sunny/Zkittles is flowering, I’ve put her under the stronger light. I say that but in reality I have no idea if it’s stronger lolllingg. I’m going to flip my Bluebelle/Blue Sunset Sherbert Sunday week. A grasshopper had a little nibble on her. I thought she had clubbed leaves, but they were chewed! It’s raining here again, so everyone is inside.

Sunny Bee

Blue

Maya and River