Trala’s Tent

[marcus611a]

Omg I think it worked! I feel soooooo Bill Gatesy lollllll

Very good job. Thank you so much

 

[Jungle Joseph]

Ok so Admin told me this is the way to correctly post a video. Fingers crossed it works!

"I think I sucked in a fly"

 

[marcus611a]

Ok I have put together how I train. Look as I say in my video (which I really should have reshot due to a bug flying in my mouth), I know I really don’t have anything of value to share when it comes to growing, but I do think I go ok striking monstercropped clones. It’s just a bugger the one way I love to start plants isn’t really popular. I actually felt shy videoing lol. I hope it makes sense.

I got a PM from a new poster @marcus611a, and Renaissance asked me about Carhooking so I put a bit of somethin somethin together.

So first up with Carhooking, be organised. Make your hooks. You’ll need kebab skewers and wire. @Carcass will hopefully link us to how it’s professionally done. You just get a skewer, curl the wire and bish bash bosh, done.

Marcus when it comes to monstercropping and I’m so pleased to have another poster using this method btw, it’s about taming those zillion arms. I know you mentioned trying to get that quadline effect, but you can’t with little monsters. Well I don’t think you can. They don’t grow with any sort of order or structure. The grow like medusas hair. Snaking and striking everywhere. I get the 4 longest branches and use those as my faux X. I don’t remove any growth. Every grow point will fill with Coca-Cola’s. I grow flat.

I will be able to get a true comparison this grow. My seed to clone yield was almost identical. I am very interested to see my monster yield. That rootball. It would make Emmybird sing

My herb garden tho. It is bursting with goodness. I literally cook with them every day. My three real passions are gardening, cooking and [*DELETED BY ADMIN DUE TO LEWD AND INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE*]

Before and after. Hopefully the rain will help with Mimmy’s tacoing.

Freaking love it! Helluva job!!

 

[Trala]

Love your vid Trala! Nice tutorial!

Thank you

But we both know based on that I’m never gonna get my own Podcast.

Lolllingggggg

I don't know what kind of light you have but Mars Hydro posted this on their thread:

Light Hanging Distances



Affect is usually a verb, and it means to impact or change. Effect, on the other hand, is usually a noun that you would use to indicate the result of a change.

Thanks Hashgirl.

Just so I’m clear, what the fuck is a verb and what is a noun? Does my noun effect the affect of my verb or is that more pronouney?

Love this place - Gold Star HashGirl!

When we witness the meeting of two brilliant minds

You two would be great at scrabble.

Very good job. Thank you so much

Hi Marcus

I hope you found it helpful. It felt nice to be able to share some of my grow techniques tbh.

"I think I sucked in a fly"

Well at least one person stayed till the end LOLLLINGGGGG

I should have retaped it but I just couldn’t have been fucked.

 

[Roy Growin]

Just so I’m clear, what the fuck is a verb and what is a noun? Does my noun effect the affect of my verb or is that more pronouney?

verb = action
noun = thing
I grow (verb) plants (noun)
The verb acts on the noun - that is why you can't split infinitives because the noun is not qualified
Hope that helps

 

[Trala]

verb = action
noun = thing
I grow (verb) plants (noun)
The verb acts on the noun - that is why you can't split infinitives because the noun is not qualified
Hope that helps

What is an infinitive? And I bet you $5 I could split it if I had an axe, and what basis is your very unfair judgement that the noun isn’t qualified? The noun is doing their best! English is hard bruv!

 

[marcus611a]

"I think I sucked in a fly"

Na it didn't. It's was good

 

[Carcass]

English is hard bruv!

It is.... and a "dangling participle" isn't anything like it sounds...

@Carcass will hopefully link us to how it’s professionally done. You just get a skewer, curl the wire and bish bash bosh, done.

Thank you so much for the kind words, Trala !
Here's a few pics of the hook making process- it's pretty easy...

I start with a skewer($1.00 for about a hundred of 'em at the dollar store) and 3.5" of 20ga. solid core thermostat wire (Hardware store) -other soft wire will work too- I just happen to have about 200 feet of the t-stat wire from back in my my working days...

Then you simply wrap the wire tightly around the skewer- all but 3/8" of it, which is what you bend into a hook...

It should end up pretty tight on the skewer- but you'll still be able to adjust it for different heights.

So, like @Trala said- bish, bash, bosh, and you're done.
You'll probably need 20 of them to train a typical plant!
If anyone has any questions, feel free to pm me about it!

 

[Roy Growin]

What is an infinitive? And I bet you $5 I could split it if I had an axe, and what basis is your very unfair judgement that the noun isn’t qualified? The noun is doing their best! English is hard bruv!

A non-definitive verb such as 'with'
Not the sort of grammar one is prepared to put up with
The sort of grammar up with which one is prepared to put
Same reason you can't start a sentence with and or but

 

[Trala]

A non-definitive verb such as 'with'
Not the sort of grammar one is prepared to put up with
The sort of grammar up with which one is prepared to put
Same reason you can't start a sentence with and or but

I’ll see your same reason you can’t and raise you with an I can too!

Exhibit A

And is the first word of my sentence.

Exhibit B

But is a word in a song made famous by Sir Mix A lot. Tho to be fair I think it was the two T butt word, not the one T one - as I used here at the start of this sentence.

*drops mic*

 

[013]

You guys are on fire tonight….

everyone loves a little ass - but no one loves a smart ass!

 

[Trala]

@Renaissance Man and @marcus611a I have a 24 hours on comparison pic that will demonstrate how quickly the Carhooked plants bounce back.

Here is Merrie the Peyote Critical and the second is Tee the Tangerine Dream that I can’t seem to let go of despite my son saying he prefers the smoke of the Shiskaberry and the Peyote lollll

The Tangerine didn’t need to be uppotted really. She is definitely lagging behind Merrie a little.

@marcus611a see all those arms? This is exactly why you don’t want to train a little monster like you would a normal clone. My goal now is to fill out the spaces by moving growth. They will look a lot worse before they get better.

Speaking of worse. Bubbles Bee. She makes me big smile every day. She is a tall gangly mess. I was meant to top her today but never did. I’ll do it tomorrow. She has greened up a little more, but still looks light. I’ll top her at node 4. It’s just so funny looking at her natural state. Like most women there’s nothing natural about the beauty you achieve with good products. The comparison between her and Mimmy who gets the good makeup, lighting and shape wear is gobsmacking.

I have made a fucking rod for my back with Mimmy. I still have to veg her another 11 days. She is a mission to get in and out of the flower room now. She is legit fatter than the door!

My darlings

 

[Trala]

You guys are on fire tonight….

everyone loves a little ass - but no one loves a smart ass!

Oiiii I will take any smart I can get. And FYI what I may lack in book smarts, I make up for in street smarts

Hey K do you remember how I kept my plants wet while I was away this time last year? I tried to look back but I talk sooooooo much shit. I just can’t deal with reading myself for another second.

I am 84% sure it involved volcano jizz (perlight) coz I have a big bag, and I’m semi sure I bought it to do something with water. Mimmy drinks 6L per day. I’m going to leave them all full shade to hopefully reduce their thirst.

 

[Trala]

OMG it involved Kitty litter trays!

I’m 100%! Coz throughout this year I have thought “why do I have all these fucking teal coloured kitty litter trays?”. Then my brain sort of coughs, then farts and reminds me I used them to water!

But they would hold 2L of fluid max.

 

[Mars Hydro]

Instruction of TS series

 

[cjsbabygirl313]

I wish I was one of your plants … sitting by the pool, soaking up the sun … ah, bliss!

 

[Trala]

Instruction of TS series

Thank you.

First let me introduce myself. My name is Trala and I legit never read instructions and I'm not even joking!

Thank you for your reply. Before we go any further, what is this dimming function you speak of? Coz I have this feeling I will be today years old when I find out my light does things outside just turn on.

LOLLLINGGGG

 

[Trala]

I wish I was one of your plants … sitting by the pool, soaking up the sun … ah, bliss!

You are welcome anytime Jaybird

 

[Mars Hydro]

Thank you.

First let me introduce myself. My name is Trala and I legit never read instructions and I'm not even joking!

Thank you for your reply. Before we go any further, what is this dimming function you speak of? Coz I have this feeling I will be today years old when I find out my light does things outside just turn on.

LOLLLINGGGG

The lights of TS series (excluding TS600) can all adjust the light brightness according to the growing needs of plants.
Customers who purchase after April 2020 should have a dimmer box for dimming. Purchased before then can also be dimmed by debugging the potentiometer on the power supply.

 

[marcus611a]

@Renaissance Man and @marcus611a I have a 24 hours on comparison pic that will demonstrate how quickly the Carhooked plants bounce back.

Here is Merrie the Peyote Critical and the second is Tee the Tangerine Dream that I can’t seem to let go of despite my son saying he prefers the smoke of the Shiskaberry and the Peyote lollll

The Tangerine didn’t need to be uppotted really. She is definitely lagging behind Merrie a little.

@marcus611a see all those arms? This is exactly why you don’t want to train a little monster like you would a normal clone. My goal now is to fill out the spaces by moving growth. They will look a lot worse before they get better.

Speaking of worse. Bubbles Bee. She makes me big smile every day. She is a tall gangly mess. I was meant to top her today but never did. I’ll do it tomorrow. She has greened up a little more, but still looks light. I’ll top her at node 4. It’s just so funny looking at her natural state. Like most women there’s nothing natural about the beauty you achieve with good products. The comparison between her and Mimmy who gets the good makeup, lighting and shape wear is gobsmacking.

I have made a fucking rod for my back with Mimmy. I still have to veg her another 11 days. She is a mission to get in and out of the flower room now. She is legit fatter than the door!

My darlings

Wow. Here is some new pic. The runt is now taking of as well... So u say I shouldn't scrog?