Trala’s Tent

[HashGirl]

I don't know why that link didn't work. It's a post in this journal. Here, let's try again:

Aphids

 

[HashGirl]

It should be good. I just tried it and it worked for me.

 

[Trala]

Thanks Hashgirl.



Omg I don’t know when to harvest. I just don’t understand glitter.

 

[Carcass]

Omg I don’t know when to harvest.

By the looks of the trichomes, Friday should be about right...
USA Friday, so Australian Saturday?

 

[Trala]

By the looks of the trichomes, Friday should be about right...
USA Friday, so Australian Saturday?

Thank you C Side.

When you say Saturday, can we push it to either back Friday or forward to the Monday. I am having a party Saturday night and I don’t want my trimmer here through the day while I’m fussing, organising and stressing. I would rather stick a fork in my eye than host a party, but you gotta do what you gotta do in life. My only hope of getting out of it is a covid lockdown.

 

[Trala]

Friday would suit me best. My trimmer has an RDO.

 

[Carcass]

Friday is fine..
I don't know what an RDO is...but I hope it's nothing serious...

 

[DeeBoy]

Friday would suit me best. My trimmer has an RDO.

Ooooooh, your own trimmer? Swanky!

 

[Trala]

Friday is fine..
I don't know what an RDO is...but I hope it's nothing serious...

It’s a rostered day off. Strayans love an acronym

LOLLINGGG

 

[Trala]

Ooooooh, your own trimmer? Swanky!

It sounds so much better than my son lollll.

I hear birthday cheers are in order!

Congratulations on successfully escaping your mum’s vagina!

Now let’s eat cake

Xo

 

[Trala]

Okay 1,2,3 back to me.

Wtf is this. It’s almost like plant discharge if it is such a thing.

I am 100% it’s not insect wee or jizz. Its too big. It’s prolly 0.5cm in I think it’s called diameter like roundness. And it looks light gold in colour.

 

[DeeBoy]

It sounds so much better than my son lollll.

I hear birthday cheers are in order!

Congratulations on successfully escaping your mum’s vagina!

Now let’s eat cake

Xo

Thank you for helping me celebrate my fake internet birthday. The one I use for websites when I don’t think they need to know that…

 

[DeeBoy]

Okay 1,2,3 back to me.

Wtf is this. It’s almost like plant discharge if it is such a thing.

I am 100% it’s not insect wee or jizz. Its too big. It’s prolly 0.5cm in I think it’s called diameter like roundness. And it looks light gold in colour.

A puddle of resiny goodness?

 

[Trala]

A puddle of resiny goodness?

If it’s light bladder leakage I’ll fucking dieeeeeeeee

 

[Trala]

I have never seen this on my plants before. It’s WillE the bad girl.

Prolly plant chlamydia. I told her to be safe!

 

[Carcass]

It's called guttation- my Peyote Critical did that too- might be a thing with that strain...
It's not thc or resin- it's sweet, like sap or some other "plant juice"

 

[DeeBoy]

It's called guttation- my Peyote Critical did that too- might be a thing with that strain...
It's not thc or resin- it's sweet, like sap or some other "plant juice"

I was going to say plant juice!

 

[Trala]

It's called guttation- my Peyote Critical did that too- might be a thing with that strain...
It's not thc or resin- it's sweet, like sap or some other "plant juice"

OMGGGGGGG T, it sounds so disgusting.

Dr: Hmmmm Tra I think you have a bit of a guttation there...
Me:

So it’s plant bladder leakage then aye. Honestly, women need to start taking their pelvic floor seriously. It’s all fun and games till you leak guttation when you sneeze.

 

[Trala]

I was going to say plant juice!

I am HORRIFIED!

If I was wearing pearls I’d totes be clutching them.

 

[Trala]

Carcass: guttation!
Trala: god bless you.
Carcass: It’s a word not a sneeze, idiot.

L O L L I N G !

Honestly that is one of the most disgusting looking words. It’s the plant version of smegma.