Re: This Years Outdoor 2013 Garden Diary- By JTG And Wife!
Thank YOU ALL FOR THE HEARTFELT SUPPORT
!!! I Know I Can Always Come Here And Vent, And That Is Because All Of You Here Will Listen And Have My Back!!! I Appreciate All The Great Compliments On The Trees, And As Far As The Trees Go, Well most Of Them Are From Plants That Reach About Only 12ft Tall At The Most, And A Lot Of Them Only Grow To be About 8-10 Ft High. But The Yields Are Phenomenal!! Pus The Shorter Plants Usually Produce Buds That Are Like rocks, After Drying And Curing, And I Get About 4lbs Per Plant, On The Smaller Ones. The Mid-Size to Very Large(TALL)Plants, Usually Yield Between 6-10 Pounds Each, Per Plant
!!! I Am Arguing About Hoe To Dry And Cure The Plants With Mt MIL, And She Wants To Use A Dehumidifier, Which Will Not Only Suck All The Moisture Out Of The Buds, The Buds Always End Up Tasting Like SHIT, To Top It Off. I Almost Got Into An Argument With Her Again, Trying To Explain Why People Prefer OUR BUD TO HERS
!!!Mine Actually Burn Properly, Meaning Very Little Ash When Properly Dried And Cured, But She Wants Everything Done ASAP!!! That Is Not How You Treat Herb, NO FLASH DRYING,PERIOD, Unless It Happens To Rain, Then A Dehumidifier Is OK, But Only For A Day Or So, Just To Wick Off The Water On The Outside Of The Plants, No More Than That. So I Can Smell A BIG CONFRONTATION With Her About It. Too Bad, It Sucks
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The Pictures Of my BIL, Are Done With My Consent, So All Of You Could Get An Idea Of Their Size, I Also Included A Pic Of A Tree Stem, So You Could See How Large The Plants Are. I Should Have Put My Hand Down There For Comparison, Believe Me, The Stem Dwarfs My Hand!!!BTW SER JAGA, The BIL Is A Big Dude, Not Height Wise, But He Is Built Like A Rock, And For A Self Taught Street Fighter, He Fights Pretty Well. But With My Training And The Ability To Use My Leverage I Used My Size And Reach Against Him, He Weighs About 220-30 LBS. Where As I Weigh(DEPENDING ON THE DAY OF THE WEEK AND HOW I HAVE EATEN) Around 220-240 LBS. HeIs 5ft9 Inches Tall, I Am Just About 6ft 1". He Is Very Solid, But So Am I!!!
He Called To Apologize Today, And I Let Him Stew And Think About What HE HAD DONE, Than I Called At Around 10pm This Night, And Told Him It Is All Water Under The Bridge Between Us. I Mean He Is My Favorite BIL, And It Had To Come To This?!? So Glad Yarrow Was Not Hurt, Or You Would Have Been Getting Posts From Me In Jail
Not A Happy Thought!!! It Is Kind Of Funny, Because He Asked Me How I Had A Hold Of His Shirt, And Was Using His balance Against Him, Like He Started To Move Right, I Moved Right, The Same For Him Moving Left, He Said He Had Never Had Someone Use His Shirt Against, That Did Not Rip Anyways. I Told Him That Where I Grabbed Him At, Underneath His Armpit, I Had Him Completely Under My Power, Unless I Let Go. Something They Taught Me At Camp Pendleton, Use Your Opponents Garb Against Him, And If You Do It The Right Way, You Should Have Control Of The Fight, Well From Empirical Evidence, I Found That To Be 100% True. I Controlled All His Moves, And He Could Not Get Away From My Right Hooks
!!!Well Enough Testosterone For Now. I Believe We Will Be Harvesting, Within The Week, I Have A Few BBXMS Plants That Are Rip Roaring And Ready To Go!!! I Just Hope A Compromise With MOM Can Be Worked Out, As Far As Drying And Curing Are Concerned. I Am One That Believes Quality Over Quantity Is Always The Best Case Scenario, For ALL!!! Her Method Is To Get It Dried And Trimmed, Over A 2.5 Month Process,Blows My F..king Mind, I Mean WE HAVE TO SMOKE IT TOO, Who Wants To Smoke Crap, You Can Literally Taste The Difference From Dehumidified Bud, And Bud That Was Not Done That Way. Another Thing I Might Have Mentioned To You All Before, Is That I Believe In A LONG Flush, At Least 3 Weeks, If Not More, Depending On How Far Along They Are(THE BUDS),But I Suppose A Compromise Must Be Reached, Even If It Does Not Make Everyone Happy(MY SELF INCLUDED). So Next Year, I Will Probably Be Going Solo, So I Know Everything That Is Happening To My Plants!!! It Is Maddening To Know That My Orders Have Never Been Followed. But If They Would Have Been, We Could Of Had Plants That Weighed As Much 5-7 Pounds Each, On The Smaller Strains, The Larger Plants, Like The Pure Mazari Shareefs, Which Expect To Weigh When Finished Being Dried And Cured, Roughly 10-12Lbs Each,(WE EAT A LOT OF GANJA BROWNIES
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Thanks SER JAGA FFor Stopping By, And Bringing Good Energy With You, And Thank You Buck For Reading The Missive I Wrote About You, And I Meant Every Bit Of It!!! FC, I LOVE YOU, NUFF SAID!!!Ser Spimp, Wish You Could Have Been There For The Ass Whooping, You Would Have Enjoyed Yourself!!!BeemerBill Thanks For The Praise, And Yes, There Is Going To Be A Lot Of Work Really Soon(A WEEK OR TWO?!?)Vick074, Where You Been Buddy???Thanks For The Lauds BlazinThat, I Enjoy Hearing From You!!!Ser Miwa, Thanks For Dropping By And saying Hello,BTW, Your Plants I Saw In Those,What, 3-5 Gallon Potting Containers Look Really Good, I Would Pollinate Them If I Were You, But I Aint, So It's All Up To You, You Probably Have Enough Seeds Anyways!!!And DPP, I Am So Glad You Made It By With You Words Of Wisdom, I Need That From You, From Time To T.ime!!! It Kind Of Re-centers My Mind And Soul, I Do Not Know Why, But It Does SER. Rainstacks Thanks For Your Compassion, And Heartfelt Words. I Just Want To Make Things Crystal Clear, All Of You Are Helping Me Stay Sane In this Time Of Tribulation, And I Thank You From The Bottom Of My Heart.Hopefully Harvest Will Be A JOLLY Time, But With My BIL, Who I Trained How to Work on The Crop, And My MIL, That Has His Nose Stuck So Far Up Her Ass, It Makes Me Sick!!! The Day Of The Fight,Was My Party For My B-Day, Which Got Ruined By It, But Heck I Have Not Looked Forward To A B-Day Party Since I Was 12, Because I Would Almost Piss My Self In Excitement At That Age, In Thinking Of The Prospect Of Opening My Gifts, BOY THOSE WERE THE DAY!!! SINCERELY,Ser JAMESTHEGREEN
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