The Vault: Plenty For 420

Hey George,

It just occurred to me that you could probably create a final "Don't enter this contest - a winner was chosen almost TWO YEARS AGO!!!" post, then use the "Report post" link on the bottom of it to ask a staff member to close this thread.

It might help keep you from thinking less and less of the human race save you a little work and a cubic mile of frustration.
 
TorturedSoul said:
Hey George,

It just occurred to me that you could probably create a final "Don't enter this contest - a winner was chosen almost TWO YEARS AGO!!!" post, then use the "Report post" link on the bottom of it to ask a staff member to close this thread.

It might help keep you from thinking less and less of the human race save you a little work and a cubic mile of frustration.
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I have tried that and people still dont see it, i cant edit the original post but i try to reply to people trying to enter saying its closed and then others reply to that one with in

so funny really, I guess thats what happens when your customers tend to be stoned haha

p.s this one is CLOSED

this one is open - The Vaults BIG 420 Competition - Win Cannabis Seeds for FREE
 
George from The Vault said:
i cant edit the original post
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A staff member could handle that task, too. Perhaps, when you hit that Report "button" (link), you could include a short bit of text and ask the kind staffer to please append it to post #1 when they close the thread (which will, 100% without a doubt, prevent any user who does not have staff-level permissions from posting in the thread). Something like:

Hi guys,​
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I hate to add to your workload, but it's the only thing I can think of to stop all the cheese-heads from trying to enter a two-year old contest. Would one of you PLEASE hit your "Close/Lock Thread" button? And, if it wouldn't be too much of a hassle, could you copy the following text and paste it into post #1?​
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Thank you,​
George​
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Hi, everyone. This contest is now closed. The winner was {user name of winning member}. If you are reading this prior to May 4, 2020, please enter our current contest in {thread link}. Otherwise, look in the Sponsors' area to see if The Vault is running a contest - we often do. Thank you, and good luck!​

...or something similar. It's one of the things that they (the 420Magazine staff) are here for. And this kind of thing - helping out a bill-paying sponsor - is probably going to be less of an annoyance than staying up all night watching for spambot and "Dealer" threads.

George from The Vault said:
so funny really
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Sure, it's funny the first 420 times you have to do it. But then the 421st mouth-breather staggers into your thread, posts his or her (but, most generally, his) attempt to live in the past... and the next thing you know, you've just beaten your old lady to death with your cat, and the law enforcement officer that has his foot firmly pressed onto the back of your neck while he's waiting on backup to arrive to help place you into handcuffs wasn't paying attention and still has his cleats on. Plus, the poor cat probably expired somewhere around the sixth or seventh time you used it as a club - and I've got a soft spot for cats.

I'm just trying to save your cat, man.

George from The Vault said:
I guess thats what happens when your customers tend to be stoned haha
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Yet another reason to get HIGH instead of stoned. Sativas rule!

It just occurred to me that my repeated posting could rise to the same annoyance level (or at least .0000000001% of it ;) ) that these super-double-extra-late entrants are at. I'll make this my last post in the thread.
 
George from The Vault said:
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The Vault are Super happy to bring you our fantastic 3 day 420 Promo, which kicks off at midnight tonight, (18th April, UK time). You are going to get Plenty for 420!

You will earn lots of free seeds based on your spend, there's also 10% discount code in there and you can also win upto 7 prizes, one of which can be won here!

Enter now via 420 Magazine To Win:

15 Peyote Critical from Barneys Farm
A T Shirt and some stickers and papers

Enter by commenting on this thread.


The competition element will run from now until the 23rd of April and the winners will be selected by random number generator and announced on the 24th of April.

The free seeds element as part of 4/20 will close on 21st April.

Legal Disclaimer: The competition winner will have their prize sent to them via recorded delivery. If you win the competition but don’t receive your prize, we cannot resend competition seeds, so you’ll have to raise this with your local delivery service (In the UK, for example, this would be Royal Mail).

Remember: It is illegal to germinate cannabis seeds in many countries. It is our duty to inform you of this fact and to urge you to obey all of your local laws to the letter. The Vault only ever sells or sends out seeds for souvenir, collection or novelty purposes.
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Awesome offer thanks
 
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