The Stoner’s Book Report By Deeboy: Perpetual Autos

[Trala]

Opening all that stuff looks like an adventure in itself!

Lollll

#shopTillWeDrop

 

[DeeBoy]

And everything had been going so well.... but I messed up and am kinda pissed at myself. I relied too much on my technology (Grove Bags). My buds were not dry enough to go in them yet and if I had simply put a hygrometer in the bags, I wouldn't have ruined over 2 ounces of my favorite 4 Assed Monkey! Instead, I put the too wet buds in the bag and didn't look at them until this morning. Mold! Feck!!!! I could have also avoided this I believe, if I had cleaned off the prongs of my wood moisture meter. Trichome build up might have thrown off my reading... Anyway here's some pics of my sadness...

 

[HashGirl]

Congrats on all the new seeds! I wish I could get high from anything. I'd love to grow strains with cool names like Coal Miner's Daughter and 4-Assed Monkey.

I was going to ask if there were any strains that you grow over and over again because you like them so much but that was before I saw the sad news about the strain you love. So sorry for your loss. However, it's not likely you'll do it again so lesson learned.

 

[DeeBoy]

Congrats on all the new seeds! I wish I could get high from anything. I'd love to grow strains with cool names like Coal Miner's Daughter and 4-Assed Monkey.

I was going to ask if there were any strains that you grow over and over again because you like them so much but that was before I saw the sad news about the strain you love. So sorry for your loss. However, it's not likely you'll do it again so lesson learned.

Oh yeah, learning is painful sometimes... Of course I will drown my sorrows in the smoke of Ogreberry and Chipped Toof, which are both quite good. I'm still trying all the strains I can get to see what else I like. 50 years of prohibition kept me in mystery weed, never the same kind twice...

 

[Trala]

Omg worst name ever by the way.

How did that meeting even go?

CEO: okay guys. Let’s spitball some names. This plant is 4 times better than anything I’ve ever smoked, so I want a 4 in it. What you got?
*room silent*
Whispering Wendy: how’s about Four Blast Chunky?
CEO: well done Wendy! Four Assed Monkey it is!

 

[DeeBoy]

Omg worst name ever by the way.

How did that meeting even go?

CEO: okay guys. Let’s spitball some names. This plant is 4 times better than anything I’ve ever smoked, so I want a 4 in it. What you got?
*room silent*
Whispering Wendy: how’s about Four Blast Chunky?
CEO: well done Wendy! Four Assed Monkey it is!

Ikr? Figures that would end up being my fave... It's a version of Gorilla Glue #4.

 

[Trala]

Ikr? Figures that would end up being my fave... It's a version of Gorilla Glue #4.

It’s a revolting name. Four arses means four poop options. If I had to nurse a four arsed monkey patient, I’d be euthanising stat.

I have a cheesey arsed monkey. So basically a monkey with a smegma bum.

I’m gonna rebrand it Golden Primate.

 

[DeeBoy]

It’s a revolting name. Four arses means four poop options. If I had to nurse a four arsed monkey patient, I’d be euthanising stat.

I have a cheesey arsed monkey. So basically a monkey with a smegma bum.

I’m gonna rebrand it Golden Primate.

They even have a logo for it...

 

[Trala]

....….…….

 

[DeeBoy]

Fun stuff happening at Sneaky Biter Farms (21 whole sqft of farm…) this weekend! Muni Lot Fire has been harvested and placed in the dark for 48 hours or so. Mainly to put off trimming til next weekend. New bean getting ready to go into coco (prly tomorrow) Sour Diesel auto from Humboldt Seed Co. Soaking in Recharge, (available at our sponsor North Atlantic Seed Co., they are by far the best seed distributor on the east coast of the U.S.). And a tent shift. Granite Haze moves over with the bigger gals.

 

[Trala]

Your presentation is so perfect!

My eyes love your journals. Xo

 

[Bill284]

Fun stuff happening at Sneaky Biter Farms (21 whole sqft of farm…) this weekend! Muni Lot Fire has been harvested and placed in the dark for 48 hours or so. Mainly to put off trimming til next weekend. New bean getting ready to go into coco (prly tomorrow) Sour Diesel auto from Humboldt Seed Co. Soaking in Recharge, (available at our sponsor North Atlantic Seed Co., they are by far the best seed distributor on the east coast of the U.S.). And a tent shift. Granite Haze moves over with the bigger gals.

Beautiful happy garden Amigo.
Hope everything is going well.




Stay safe
Bill284

 

[DeeBoy]

Trim day for Muni Lot Fire. Moisture was at 8% when I put her in the Grove bags. Everyone else is chugging along nicely. I would like for Black Tie to look a little less crispy, but the buds are looking fine.

 

[Trala]

Hey hey D to da B!

Looks beautiful my bestest boy!

 

[Bill284]

Trim day for Muni Lot Fire. Moisture was at 8% when I put her in the Grove bags. Everyone else is chugging along nicely. I would like for Black Tie to look a little less crispy, but the buds are looking fine.

Congrats on a beautiful harvest my friend.
Girls look wonderful.
Hope everything is going well.
Take care.




Stay safe
Bill284

 

[HashGirl]

I see you have a trim bin with the screen. How do you like it? What do you do with the kief you collect?

 

[DeeBoy]

I see you have a trim bin with the screen. How do you like it? What do you do with the kief you collect?

It's all I've ever used, I can't compare it to anything, but it works. The kief ends up going in my oil, which usually goes into cookies. I don't get much kief when I have been trimming 1 little plant at a time though. I'm trying to be about the quality, not quantity...

 

[DV8]

If this isnt the best Auto Pepetual grow journal going around Ill go he.

Every time, week after week, these beautiful little autos starting out, and finishing up. You have some sweet girls man!

I love you weighed in grams. Had a heartfelt smile seeing that.

Just out of curiousity Deeboy, could you put a number on your biggest yeild to date ? And how much are you getting on average a month, give or take?

If you dont have an answer thats cool, but if you do know that would be awesome.

 

[DeeBoy]

If this isnt the best Auto Pepetual grow journal going around Ill go he.

Every time, week after week, these beautiful little autos starting out, and finishing up. You have some sweet girls man!

I love you weighed in grams. Had a heartfelt smile seeing that.

Just out of curiousity Deeboy, could you put a number on your biggest yeild to date ? And how much are you getting on average a month, give or take?

If you dont have an answer thats cool, but if you do know that would be awesome.

Thanks man! My biggest yielding auto was Sweet Toof from Mephisto Genetics @ 117 grams. Lately I’ve been getting an average of 50-60 grams per 3 gallon pot. So, about a quarter pound a month. I’d like to push that up to 90 grams per plant, we’ll see if I can figure that out… I have relatives that are like baby birds chirping for more weed!

 

[DeeBoy]

Hey hey D to da B!

Looks beautiful my bestest boy!

Awww! That made my day!