LMFAO OMM. You crack me up.. I can just imagine a walking pig getting in a car..
Yea Butcher, I got a hatchback...would need some help.
I lived the Arkansas Ozarks when I was a kid and had to feed a big Boar in the snow, who would chase me all over hell, so I can handle a big pig. Who am I kidding? Now I can lift a pork chop!
Bad joke anyway...bad, bad Karma to steal some one's gift to us all.