Temple Of Bloom

I'm sure she'll end up stacked!
 
I feel today should be a holiday. Well, it is, but another holiday. It's the day that people in the southern region confined to the indoors realize they can throw all the wattage they have at their plants. I had this epiphany today as well.
 
nobodyhere said:
It's the day that people in the southern region confined to the indoors realize they can throw all the wattage they have at their plants.
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What did I miss?
 
Oh, thanks!
 
nobodyhere said:
Willing to bet you could easily re-word the song to a cannabis theme.
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How's this:

"Jolene"
by InTheShed

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
I'm begging of you: please don't take my plant
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
Please don't take it, really hope you can't

It's beauty is beyond compare
With crazy pistils everywhere
With 9-point leaves all looking emerald green

Your fingers itch to steal this thing
I sit and dread the doorbell ring
'Cause I cannot compete with you, Jolene

I talk about it in my sleep
And I'd collapse into a heap
If you come here and steal my dream, Jolene

And you were once my confidant
I told you all about my plant
But you don't know what it means to me, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
I'm begging of you: please don't take my plant
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
Please don't take it, really hope you can't

You could have your choice of weed
But I am tot'ly out of seed
It's the final one for me, Jolene

I had to have this talk with you
This flowering plant is mine it's true
And this could be your Waterloo, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
I'm begging of you: please don't take my plant
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
Please don't take it, really hope you can't

Jolene, Jolene
 
InTheShed said:
How's this:

"Jolene"
by InTheShed

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
I'm begging of you: please don't take my plant
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
Please don't take it, really hope you can't

It's beauty is beyond compare
With crazy pistils everywhere
With 9-point leaves all looking emerald green

Your fingers itch to steal this thing
I sit and dread the doorbell ring
'Cause I cannot compete with you, Jolene

I talk about it in my sleep
And I'd collapse into a heap
If you come here and steal my dream, Jolene

And you were once my confidant
I told you all about my plant
But you don't know what it means to me, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
I'm begging of you: please don't take my plant
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
Please don't take it, really hope you can't

You could have your choice of weed
But I am tot'ly out of seed
It's the final one for me, Jolene

I had to have this talk with you
This flowering plant is mine it's true
And this could be your Waterloo, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
I'm begging of you: please don't take my plant
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
Please don't take it, really hope you can't

Jolene, Jolene
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Yes!
:high-five:

:theband:
 
Preston9mm said:
Cold weather outside = crank lights indoors without fear of heat. LoL
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Seriously, lol.
InTheShed said:
How's this:

"Jolene"
by InTheShed

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
I'm begging of you: please don't take my plant
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
Please don't take it, really hope you can't

It's beauty is beyond compare
With crazy pistils everywhere
With 9-point leaves all looking emerald green

Your fingers itch to steal this thing
I sit and dread the doorbell ring
'Cause I cannot compete with you, Jolene

I talk about it in my sleep
And I'd collapse into a heap
If you come here and steal my dream, Jolene

And you were once my confidant
I told you all about my plant
But you don't know what it means to me, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
I'm begging of you: please don't take my plant
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
Please don't take it, really hope you can't

You could have your choice of weed
But I am tot'ly out of seed
It's the final one for me, Jolene

I had to have this talk with you
This flowering plant is mine it's true
And this could be your Waterloo, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
I'm begging of you: please don't take my plant
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
Please don't take it, really hope you can't

Jolene, Jolene
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Works for me. Are you or were you ever a 7th grade english teacher?

Ok, at this moment in time I am completely accepting of using the term 'Jolene' as a verb to refer to verbal pilfering clone-boy attempted or may attempt. Since clone boy attempted to Jolene, he is the first true Jolene. Jolene OG.
 
:laugh: :thanks:
 
newty said:
Beautiful version of Jolene the plant.

Can I get the link to your vevo vid?? I’d watch that
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I am holding out for the ep on record store day, with side b of spoken word set to brian eno
 
I'll get working on it :).
 
To what?
 
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