SweetSue's Hempy Haven: Powered By Timber

:rofl: Words of wisdom from the birthday girl...

"I mean...it takes a lot of energy to be an asshole." :battingeyelashes:

That's my girl. :blunt:

Dear Birthday Youngin',

This @sshole would contend, rather, that it takes a lot of energy to pretend to be something you are not. Ergo, for some, it would be true to say that it takes a lot of energy to pretend... that one is not.

Sincerely,
The Asshole ;)
 
Actually, if you're having to water your hempy's every day, they're likely rootbound or you have your drainage hole(s) too low.

Or he's growing a tree in a Dixie cup. Or has traded convenience for lack of stagnation. Or he has to deal with high temperatures, and is using massive amounts of airflow to allow his plants to self-cool by transpiring lots of water. Or...

1,001 ways to skin a dead cat ;) .
 
I don't water the vegging plants every day. But I certainly want the flowering plants to have as much to drink as they want.

:thumb:.

It's a balance. Needs water and oxygen. At one end, there's soil. Keep it waterlogged and you have a scrawny plant on top - and rot below ground. At the other end, DWC - where the entire root system tends to be submerged 24/7.

Hempy is in between. Things like where to drill/melt/cut the hole, watering schedules, etc., that's just trying to end up as close to perfection (highly-oxygenated DWC, lol) as possible.
 
I use one to two gallon pots for my tents. I have a couple larger ones for more demanding plants like the Zam X Pan.

Next time, try a smaller container for that one. Might be more manageable. OtOH, might still be a wild 'un, just scrawnier. Ya pays yer money, ya takes yer chances...
 
my mom wants to know of a way to indoor grow

Cannabis?! Blessed, you are. Wish I'd been able to talk Mom into growing (or at least consuming) cannabis. Both for the obvious reasons, and because it'd be nice to see her stop murdering defenseless plants. She just killed a cactus I gave her. Under-watered :rolleyes: .

Then, again, I can't see ever inviting her to partake. I mean... Part of the reason I started smoking cannabis (@ 11) was to get away from the woman, LMFAO.
 
I probably won’t miss a day of posting bluter.

I sort of figured you'll be posting along the way. Which reminds me: Please disable all Apple Location Services functionality prior to entering Hillbilly Central.
 
Or he's growing a tree in a Dixie cup. Or has traded convenience for lack of stagnation. Or he has to deal with high temperatures, and is using massive amounts of airflow to allow his plants to self-cool by transpiring lots of water. Or...

1,001 ways to skin a dead cat ;) .

420% correct! :thumb:

That's why I prefaced with "likely" in a (poor?) attempt to possibly provide some helpful hints and things to check on his first hempy grow that a new grower may overlook. While there are 1,001 ways to skin a cat, using some sort of skinning knife, I imagine, is still the most common! :rofl:
 
I just learned something. Went to "third-button" (press both mousepad buttons at once to mimic that) the Reply link so I could do that thing in a separate browser tab without losing my place in the thread, when I accidentally did it to the Like link. Got a new web page, as expected. But, instead of the reply box, I see "Are you sure you wish to Like this content?" with a confirmation button to click. Huh...

TS, true happiness doesn’t depend on the recalling of any memories or the anticipation of what might lie ahead.

I did mention that I was stating it badly. And I have forgotten which particular sect/cult/religion has the belief as one of its tenants, so I cannot easily go hunt up the proper language. It wasn't so much the "recalling of memories" - and certainly not the anticipation/expectation of some future existence. It was merely the culmination of what some would simply call "a good life." It's like... When you're in a race, whether you win or lose, you cannot truly appreciate the whole of the thing until you cross the finish line. Prior to that, you are just a part of it.

Again, I'm making a mess of the explanation. <SHRUGS> I'm more into astrophysics than metaphysics.

It’s a good starting point for the vibration, but when you let external things create your happiness those same external influences have the power you gave them to take it away.

Joy is simply a deliberate choice, made just because it’s the most reliable vibration, if health and wholeness were your intent.

Not joy because marvelous things are happening, but marvelous things happening because you fill your cells with the vibration

Alas, we have different understandings(?) of terms, different definitions of same. One of the problems with being human (and one of the prime benefits, ironically). It just dawned on me why a lot of identical twins decide to take that long dirt nap early when their sibling dies - they've lost that one person in the universe who understands them on every level. (RiP, Theresa.)
 
While there are 1,001 ways to skin a cat, using some sort of skinning knife, I imagine, is still the most common! :rofl:

Honest word.

The main thing to remember, when skinning a dead cat, lol, is to make sure it's fully and completely dead. Otherwise, the cat might decide to do a little "skinning," too.

BtW, rabbits are much easier - no knife required! Like ears, they are (ya just give a good yank...) .
 
Okay, well not much to say about the last 3 or 4 pages. Definitely different.
 
Okay, well not much to say about the last 3 or 4 pages. Definitely different.

It's just part of the journey beez. :hugs:

Next time, try a smaller container for that one. Might be more manageable. OtOH, might still be a wild 'un, just scrawnier. Ya pays yer money, ya takes yer chances...

That pot size settled her right down. In a smaller pot she was dying - literally dying of thirst. I've actually been impressed with how easy she's been to grow. :battingeyelashes:
 
In a smaller pot she was dying - literally dying of thirst.

Ah, well, going from an ocean to a teacup does incur some extra work, lol.

And the "smaller pot for smaller... pot" thing doesn't always work, as I noted.
 
TorturedSoul said:
BtW, in order to change the world, one must first decide... that they don't accept it.

Second thoughts? ;)

I'm not trying to change the world. I'm creating the reality I choose to experience by deliberately choosing thoughts with a positive momentum. If the world wants to change, so be it.

I personally don't think the world needs changing. We could all stand to experience more loving in our daily lives, but again, personal choice.


TorturedSoul said:
Hey, the ceiling worms are back! There goes my pleasant demeanor for the year. Wonder what would happen if I sprayed some 3M headliner adhesive on my ceilings, then blew a pound of diatomaceous earth on them?

Whoops, how would I get the cat to stay up there?

I'm sorry to hear that TS. The diatomaceous earth may come in handy as a way to reduce their numbers if you can find the source.

TorturedSoul said:
Happy birthday, youngin'.

She said "Thank you TS." :hugs: The hug was mine. She doesn't hug strangers. :battingeyelashes:

TorturedSoul said:
The Meg? The Celtic healer-witch out of legend? I didn't think anyone still remembered her. Which would be a shame - even the faerie tasted her power.
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Nah....The Meg as in Megaladon, the prehistoric shark of unreasonable proportions. A cheesy, summer exploration film with abysmal scripting and delicious action sequences. Jason Statham. Enough said. :battingeyelashes:
 
I'm sorry to hear that TS. The diatomaceous earth may come in handy as a way to reduce their numbers if you can find the source.

That's the thing. I never see the b@stards anywhere but crawling across the ceiling, hanging from the web(?) line that they produce, or crawling up the walls on their way to the ceiling. I don't know what the things live on. It's certainly not the stuff that I (or cats) eat, because there isn't so much of that kind of stuff around that I don't keep it sealed/protected. If I could find a nest of some sort, I'd destroy it (with fire, if need be).

Every year, for the past five or six, it's the same thing. Around now (give or take, depending on current weather trends, I guess), I see one worm crawling across the ceiling. I kill it. The next day, I see 20, and kill those. Then it's kill, kill, all day long - and if I go a couple days without venturing into a room, I see literal hundreds of vertical web lines. Or did; the eyes aren't getting any better. Kind of worried about that part.

Another day or three and I'll be back to miserably covering myself - top of head to bottom of feet, with only the smallest gap for breathing - each night when I try to sleep. That's when I start wishing I could go back to having a wonderful three solid hours of sleep per night.

That's when my tenuous grip on sanity really starts to slip.

It'll be like this until it's in the 20s outside for daily high temperatures and I can shut off the water (sometimes my Winter financial situation will have already done this part for me), disable the furnace's thermostat, and open the windows for several days. And that doesn't end the problem, just stuns it for the year. And not always then. But it always seems to help. At the very least, I get a week or two of being able to scrape them and their cocoons(?) out of every piece of clothing, blanket, curtain, et cetera that I own instead of constantly knocking them from the ceiling into a bottle of water, putting the lid back on, and shaking it. (I got tired of cleaning the ceiling all day long after squashing them onto it, lol).

I spend part of the year basically living in one room. Days are constant forays into enemy territory, to do battle. Preparing/cooking food is... somewhat stressful.

"My kingdom for 100 pounds of DDT!" lol. I learned last year that Diazanon doesn't seem to bother them.

She doesn't hug strangers.

I should hope not. Not in these times.

Nah....The Meg as in Megaladon, the prehistoric shark of unreasonable proportions. A cheesy, summer exploration film with abysmal scripting and delicious action sequences. Jason Statham. Enough said. :battingeyelashes:

Whoops. I know a thing or two about past events, but not much at all about movies. They all seem like poorly read novels (and read at .00001% normal speed) to me. Requires potent sativa, at minimum.

Err... I suppose you had that part covered ;) .
 
. If I could find a nest of some sort, I'd destroy it (with fire, if need be).

Send me some pictures (if you are so inclined) of these things. I have a good friend in the pest control business. If the photos are good enough he will be able to tell me what they are and where you could expect to find them reproducing and finally and most importantly how to dispose of them.
 
Guess it keeps you off the streets TS! :rofl:

Came real close to putting me there last year, actually. I seriously considered having a little accident. As in, I'd already had the gas flowing when I realized I didn't want my cat to become homeless again. Was a bad time. Gets worse every year, too.

I need to figure out what eats the things, then capture a few dozen of whatever it is.
 
Send me some pictures (if you are so inclined) of these things. I have a good friend in the pest control business. If the photos are good enough he will be able to tell me what they are and where you could expect to find them reproducing and finally and most importantly how to dispose of them.

I took some last year, but my phone must have had one knock too many, because they were blurry.

Little white worms, from about a quarter inch to a little less than an inch long. Appear to be segmented (like an earthworm?), but I cannot swear to it. Little dark dot on one end. Seem to live solely to reach the ceiling and to piss me off. Once on the ceiling, they'll crawl around for a while until they either fall off or end up hanging from a single-strand web(?). These web-strand-IDFK things can reach clear to the floor.

Someone once told me I might be seeing maggots. I should be so lucky. AfaIK, maggots don't produce their own escape line. They don't get that big. They don't return every year.

And, well... People who regularly go a day or two between meals during the "thin season" don't leave so much as a f*cking bread crumb laying around. So no spoiled food left out. Or unspoiled food. I don't even give the cat more than she'll eat while I observe, just in case the whatever-they-ares are capable of living on cat food.
 
Grab one of the worms and see if it has 3 sets of legs near the head and 5 sets of prolegs on the abdomen. If so then what you have are Indianmeal moths. Do they look like this @TorturedSoul ?
 
I like the idea of “smokier.” :yahoo: Someday the options will explode in number and diversity. The daughter’s kinda fond of the B&B resort area with seminar schedules and stoner roundups. :battingeyelashes:

They can’t keep up the facade much longer. People have brain cells and the game has changed with the internet. Of course, f with access and you retain control for a tad longer.

I see great opportunity ahead. :slide:

Going walking with a friend. :ciao:
Sue , your optimism always makes me feel better!
 
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