Prof's Lab: Diary Of A Bedroom Farmer

[Ganjagrandaddy]

Harvest time! I have no idea how old this plant is but it is more than 80 days. The flowers aren't particularly large but they are very dense and very frosty. The smell is tropical and dessert-like. Not too dissimilar to the Crumbled Lime I grew out previously. This plant was grown low but had little in the way of side branching so it ended up looking like a big cross. There was meant to be 3 other plants with this one but one turned out to be a male and the other 2 hermied like crazy. So this is it for my Christmas stash this year. Oh well. There will be some more just after Christmas. I didn't need to trim this one as the humidity is low and it is cold. As there isn't a lot I don't mind picking it after it has dried out this time. Here you go @Virgin Ground. You didn't miss this one....

Not my busiest harvest I must admit but it's certainly better than nothing. In fact it is way better than nothing. Now I just have to hide it until Christmas Eve. Easier said than done as it really stinks lol.

bloody smelly plants. lol does look very dangerous and addictive though mate. timing perfect for Santa's visit too. I expect a few present mess ups after he has been to yours. lol

 

[Virgin Ground]

Are you winning?

I had the best start to the day ever. I woke up to find that my daughter had taken the biggest turd ever, removed all of her clothes, including her nappy and I'm guessing she then used it as a hat. It looked like the battle of the Somme but with shit instead of mud. Then after I'd spent a couple hours sorting that catastrophe out the postman arrived and dropped off a letter which was from some bailiffs who wanted £1.70 from a phone bill from 11 years ago lol. They can have my daughter if they come around today.

Oh noooo!!!!!
I feel for ya. I've been there.
My daughter did the same thing.
She grabbed her poop out of her diaper and proceeded to paint herself and everything around her with it.


The joys of parenting.....smh.

 

[Sunnyskies]

Aloha Professor!

Gorgeous buds and photos as always. The crumbled lime cross looks like some proper sticky icky! Apologies on the diaper catastrophe.. kids do the darndest things. I swear my son was a sniper with his pee during a diaper change.. center mass to the chest or better. Suckaz get caught slippin I suppose haha I hope all is blessed with you and the ohana my friend and everyone is strong and healthy! Aloha

 

[ProfessorFlora]

There's nothing I can say or doo to top that! On the bright side, the rest of the day can't be that crappy.

You were right. The rest of the day was a breeze (albeit a smelly one) compared to the morning.

bloody smelly plants. lol does look very dangerous and addictive though mate. timing perfect for Santa's visit too. I expect a few present mess ups after he has been to yours. lol

Lol, cheers GG! Santa never brings me any seeds. He knows what I like but I bet I will get a jumper again. Last year he got a me a Disney kazoo game. It consisted of 4 kazoos. That was it.

Oh noooo!!!!!
I feel for ya. I've been there.
My daughter did the same thing.
She grabbed her poop out of her diaper and proceeded to paint herself and everything around her with it.


The joys of parenting.....smh.

It won't happen again lol. From now on she's in a onesie throughout the day and a straitjacket at night. I couldn't handle cleaning the cot and the mattress so I just threw them outside lol. I'll be having a fire at the weekend.

Aloha Professor!

Gorgeous buds and photos as always. The crumbled lime cross looks like some proper sticky icky! Apologies on the diaper catastrophe.. kids do the darndest things. I swear my son was a sniper with his pee during a diaper change.. center mass to the chest or better. Suckaz get caught slippin I suppose haha I hope all is blessed with you and the ohana my friend and everyone is strong and healthy! Aloha

Hey sunny! The CL cross is nearly dry now so we should be seeing some pics shortly.

I don't have any boys but my friend has informed me that it can be a bit like dodging bullets sometimes lol.

All is good this side of the planet. Hope you and yours are well buddy.

 

[ProfessorFlora]

Hey 420. Just a little update for this evening but it is a nice one. The Highland Laos landrace sativa is a girl! I've also super-cropped it and have it contained nicely in a 40cm X 40cm grow tent. And they said it couldn't be done. I am still expecting a bit more stretch but it looks like it'll fit in here without many problems. This is from flowering it at only a few inches tall so I can see that it has a massive stretch. I was going to throw it now that I know what I need to but I've grown attached so we will flower her. Now we need to find out whether it's going to hermie and how long it will take to finish. If all is good I will do a larger one in the summer months, next year. Considering I've been treating it terribly, it is looking surprisingly good. So, here we are. One micro, true sativa in a 1tr pot....

 

[syenite]

Last year he got a me a Disney kazoo game. It consisted of 4 kazoos. That was it.

WTF

Highland Laos landrace sativa is a girl!

Niiiiiiiice!!!

How old is this one now? I wonder how much more it will stretch.

 

[ProfessorFlora]

WTF



Niiiiiiiice!!!

How old is this one now? I wonder how much more it will stretch.

About 3 weeks. Give or take a few days. I only wanted to see if it was a female and wasn't paying much attention when I put it into flower. We are in for the long haul now and I can't see this one being very speedy. It is fun though as I've never done one of these types of plant before.

 

[Ganjagrandaddy]

You were right. The rest of the day was a breeze (albeit a smelly one) compared to the morning.

Lol, cheers GG! Santa never brings me any seeds. He knows what I like but I bet I will get a jumper again. Last year he got a me a Disney kazoo game. It consisted of 4 kazoos. That was it.

It won't happen again lol. From now on she's in a onesie throughout the day and a straitjacket at night. I couldn't handle cleaning the cot and the mattress so I just threw them outside lol. I'll be having a fire at the weekend.

Hey sunny! The CL cross is nearly dry now so we should be seeing some pics shortly.

I don't have any boys but my friend has informed me that it can be a bit like dodging bullets sometimes lol.

All is good this side of the planet. Hope you and yours are well buddy.

and an imagination for the show tunes !. Nice present. lol

 

[ProfessorFlora]

and an imagination for the show tunes !. Nice present. lol

I've never felt more stupid than when I was forced to play "let it go" on a kazoo to people who couldn't guess what it was.

 

[ProfessorFlora]

Vegging nicely....

 

[ProfessorFlora]

Q. Is there any way to make the already fantastic Chocolatina any better?

A. Cross it with Cheap Trick....

 

[syenite]

I've never felt more stupid than when I was forced to play "let it go" on a kazoo to people who couldn't guess what it was.

Cross it with Cheap Trick....

 

[InTheShed]

Disney kazoo game. It consisted of 4 kazoos. That was it.

That would go over just fine at my house though. Send it over if you have no use for it .

The Highland Laos landrace sativa is a girl!

and congrats on that. Nice crops too!

Considering I've been treating it terribly, it is looking surprisingly good.

Indeedeedoo.

Vegging nicely....

For now, but I expect that DDA to go into flower before I finish typing this!

Cross it with Cheap Trick....

Cheap Chocolate never looked so good, but them my wife keeps telling English chocolate is much better than what we have here!

 

[ProfessorFlora]

After my rendition of let it go I moved on to the Star Wars theme which they all got. They then said it didn't count as we could only do Disney songs. Idiots.

That would go over just fine at my house though. Send it over if you have no use for it

When are you back in the UK?

and congrats on that. Nice crops too!

I thought that would please you.

For now, but I expect that DDA to go into flower before I finish typing this!

We're expecting the same thing then.

Cheap Chocolate never looked so good, but them my wife keeps telling English chocolate is much better than what we have here!

Trust her on that. Though our chocolate isn't much better. It's the Swiss and the Belgian chocolate we buy our partners on Valentine's Day.

 

[InTheShed]

When are you back in the UK?

My MIL's funeral...and I wish her long life!

I thought that would please you.

We're expecting the same thing then.

I didn't mean to put the kibosh on it though!

It's the Swiss and the Belgian chocolate we buy our partners on Valentine's Day.

We get our chocolate shipped from the UK via Amazon! If she liked stuff from the continent better then she'd order from there. She will only eat the home grown stuff.

 

[ProfessorFlora]

We get our chocolate shipped from the UK via Amazon! If she liked stuff from the continent better then she'd order from there. She will only eat the home grown stuff.

Can she get Kinder Eggs?

 

[InTheShed]

I'll have to ask. I don't see the chocolate when it arrives. It's immediately hidden from the children. It's always safe from me since I don't eat suger!

 

[ProfessorFlora]

I'll have to ask. I don't see the chocolate when it arrives. It's immediately hidden from the children. It's always safe from me since I don't eat suger!

Kinder Eggs used to be banned in the States but I believe they may be allowed again now. It was because there was a foreign object enclosed in food which could be a chocking hazard lol. It's probably not even true.

Good on the "still not eating sugar" thing. Is it true that you can taste things more clearly after giving up sugar?

 

[bluter]

After my rendition of let it go I moved on to the Star Wars theme which they all got. They then said it didn't count as we could only do Disney songs. Idiots.

disney bought the franchise so you were actually correct in playing it

 

[InTheShed]

they may be allowed again now.

I'll get back to you on that, but we must care more about children here than they do in the orphanages of Dickens novels!

Good on the "still not eating sugar" thing. Is it true that you can taste things more clearly after giving up sugar?

I have no memory of that...but I gave it up in the mid-80s