Dankman and I were discussing how much fun it would be if you were our neighbor.
Besides the latest invading horde of religious maniacs, I’ve got two yuppie neighbours who came here last year to ‘tame the wilderness’ with their bare outdoorsy type hands and have put up signs on the road with numbers and cutesy names for their wilderness cottages. Ugh
They have large dogs which have been been specially bred for stupidity and ugliness and barking ability. They bark all day and bark all night. Throats never get sore. Have no detectable brains.
I considered getting some sort of barking sound effect pedal for my electric guitar but then I realized that I could download ‘vicious rabid dog growling snarling sound effects’ from the internet and the other night in a drunken frenzy I hooked my phone up with a 100 watt guitar amp for each left/right channel and blasted them real good.
Sounds like a dog the size of a wooly mammoth over here- windows rattling in my buildings. Very very satisfying. Eventually after they’d worked themselves into a complete frenzy, everything went very quiet over there at NewWanker Acres.
I’m considering looping it and leaving it on next time I go away from home. Seems fair to me.
If you were next door I wouldn’t have to do all that I could just go throw you some dope over the moat and we could discuss ancient Chinese philosophy.
Oh well.