"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." said the creature that kept going to war with itself, documenting those wars in books, reading those books, learning in great detail from them, and again going to war with itself.
"That's okay. Freedom is never free." said the creature who must have gotten in the free-dumb line twice in order to even think such a stupid thing. Moisture is never moist either, huh braniac?
"You have to fight for your freedom." said the creature who didn't realize how pathetic that statement makes mankind as a whole look, and purposely left out the fact that in most cases the only people that threaten your freedom are your fellow countrymen.
Could you TV people please quit trying to be inspiring? You suck at it!
How about we flip a coin? Heads, they're We The People standing up for injustices; finally realizing that action speaks louder than words! Tails, they're vandals and unamerican anarchists who hate free-dumb even more than they hate paid-for-dumb!
All gloom and doom. Chimpwoman gets pretty upset sometimes when I start laughing while I'm watching the national news. That $hit down in Venna zwayla is hilarious, but not as funny as the mid-dull east or syree-uhh stuff. I hope somebody funny wins it all in the end. Before us last remaining chimps rise up and take over..... 
There was a big ol' ocean between George and the folks he declared independence from. To this day it's hard to get an army across it, and you didn't have that ocean there, did you? 
Here's the one I'd like to keep as a mother (Chemdawg D BX3):
