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Looking really nice... you are going to quick dry those in a microwave right
just jesting, every time I read someone is doing that I cringe
I'm runnin' low on weed and ain't chopped those plants, so I better post the recipe Buckshot and fish cake gave me
The Original From-Branch-to-Bronchus in One Easy Step Microwave Method
Needed:
1 high powered microwave
1 good size bud
1) Get a fresh bud off your ready-to-chop marijuana plant; preferably the very top one Hell I just grab it with both hands like a pineapple top and twist it off they make lah vah sope for the sticky crud that winds up all over your hands don't worry about it just scrub it off.
2) Open the microwave door.
3) Go back to step 2 because you're high and already forgot what you were doing, but don't go to step 3 after you find out, go to step 4.
4) Take the cup of coffee out you reheated yesterday 'cause it was cold but got high and forgot about then put the bud in. Try not to ever wash the rotating carousel tray so there's plenty of fake microwave butter residue to rub the bud in (I heard that butter helps to dissolve THC glands so it's gotta work I figure).
5) Close the microwave door.
6) Set the timer to well it doesn't really matter just press all the 9s until no more will fit in the window then hit start you're going by what it does not how long it takes
7) If you hear a loud buzz and popping, take the bud out. Remove any stem from the bud, put it back in the microwave, and repeat step 6.
8) As soon as an ethereal humming starts, watch the bud closely. You'll start to see red embers form in the middle of the bud.
9) The bud will start vibrating as soon as the noise from the microwave starts to get unbearable, and when the bud starts glowing so brightly that it starts converting its own helium molecules to hydrogen for fuel hit the stop/clear button.
10) Right after the bud explodes like Darth Vaydurz Dethstarr open the microwave door slightly and apply your lips to the crack (think trying to get a raise; it helps).
11) Take a deep breath and hold it.
12) Blow out the breath and if you see smoke, repeat from step 10 after the nuclear explosion to step 11.
13) If there's no more smoke, you're done!
on Earth and good weed towards men..... 
well it was going good I was singing along, then... 
