Needa ask sumtin bout shotguns...

oh and you must be a pussy if you vomit off a old hit...WTF.this one time me and my friend just bought a bong and we were ready to try it out in his basement.we werent suppose to be there for the fact hes kicked out of his grandmothers house,but it was raining and the basement doors always open.yeah well we fuckn smoked like a chimney threw that shyt we went threw a full O.but by the last bongs we were thinking she should be comeing home soon,but then again we were fucked up and too lazy to get out.i just had filled a 3 foot bong...FRESHY SMOKE AT THAT! i had just wasted a fat bowl on this master peice when we heard the front door slam close down stairs.scared and stone i took the smokeing hitter out of the bong and set it just out the window so no more smoke would come out.i set the milky bong on the floor next to me,got off the bed and put my hand over the hitter tube and my other hands thumb over where the hitter peice should go (haha no smoke getting out) and his grandme comes in his room...on fuckn pain killers happy as shyt and was like"OH, how are you doing billy i havent seen you in a while (forgetting hes not aloud here)" so i sit up and am like "oh how are you doing today"."fine ,just fine picked up my pain killers and im a lil drowsy so im gonna lay down"."but i needa tell ya what happen today..." for 20 minutes i held that bond stoned as fuck when she left i sucked that shyt down and coughed my ass off.hell ill smoke anything.and it felt like smoke so i dont care.i was so ripped after that hit my freind said"you held it forever all the THC is in the water.to get fucked up ya gotta drink it" so dumb ass me chuged it.EWWWW the pulled threw ash all in it. i dont know if its like a hash drink to hash brownies.hell i was stoned.sorry if its long im stoned now!
 
to me a shotgun is when you turn a joint around put the other end in your mouth (the end thats lit) and you blow while someones mouth is on the regular side do this with girls all the time
 
lol dude ive made bongs that the smoke is so thick its litteraly a yellow. I dont know really what it means but it looks like its resinated smoke or something and we can barely take a baby hit of that shit and not choke to death on it.
heres a pic of what it looks like filled (this is the only pic i got right now my friend was holding it and we were using it as a stem with a joint but it normaly fills up like this with a bowl on there most of the time)

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that is sweet
 
my buddy has a big ass 6 footer and after u hit the fuck out of it like 3 times the bowls gone and the smoke is yellow, but god u get baked
 
na thur is only one thing i cant hit down....if you ever made 2 liter bottle bong...you know how big they are.i filled that shyt till yellow and told my freind hit it suck it all down...and he took a baby hit and started coughing...atleast 4-6 times he hit to clear..so im like WTF stupid pussy gemme da bong...and i fill it to yellow and take my lips off to examinit....i coughed just from the shyt this far.....smoke looked like it was coming from a burning house as it drifted from the hitter tube swirlling into the air.hmmm why not....put my lip on and fuckn hit it like a man.half way threw suckn the pain hits me like a ton of bricks. tiny needles slowly being pushed into every inch of your lungs (the pain) after 2 seconds of that pain cough cough cough!!! it was painful just coming out....after a min of coughing i look up to the bong...eyes filled with tears ,then joy.i only had hit half of it....HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!
 
ya the only other bong ive made that does that was the pvc bong and i came up with the great idea of overfilling the bowl then putting in a carb. Took one hit to fill it (without inhaling any) and it took about 1/10 a hit to get baked off it (coz we were scared to hit it after we started chocking to death off a baby hit)
 
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